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Could you avoid ALL and I mean ALL buttraping in prison if you let everyone know
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:02 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook right away that you are a lawyer and can help them with their habeaus crap?
How much cred do you think that would lend you in federal pound-in-ass prison. Enough never to have to suck dick or get buttraped?
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: navy state This would be like announcing you can manufacture cigarettes. Would immediately turn you into an asset to be controlled, rented, and traded around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30241939) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:14 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook hmmm. You mean, I would just be owned by someone, then rented out? Hadnt thought of that.
What if I just say no Im not providing any legal services under duress. And if you fuck with me I'll never help you. And all compensation has to come to me directly.
Could this insure no buttraping? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: big opaque church *buttrapes you*
"Now get me a draft of that habeas petition by 8 or Darnell and his friends will buttrape you some more"
*has biglaw flashback*
"THANK" |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook hmmm. I really hadn't planned on that.
So how DOES one practice law while a prisoner in such a way that no buttraping occurs? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: big opaque church suck the biggest, blackest niggers cock and promise him sweet scholarly treats and early release if he protects you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242067) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook What if his case is hopeless?
What if I say i'll help the scariest guy with his case if he protects me, keeps me from getting buttraped?
Would prison economics place such a high value on quality legal services to justify the protection? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: big opaque church have you ever seen a defense lawyer raped in the prison meeting room? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242091) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:25 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook no. never. it never happens. they are at their most well behaved.
So, I could get a big black protector without the need for cock sucking, buttraping, etc....
So you pukes--your law degree isn't totally useless. IT KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING RAPED IN PRISON. |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:26 PM Author: big opaque church only after you consent to taking the biggest, blackest cock though
so yeah it's a win-win |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:28 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook But I could get the same level of protection without the law degree at all, is what you are trying to tell me.
With law degree, protection requires buttrape, etc.
Without law degree, protection requires buttrape, etc.
So a law degree is just more a value-added kind of thing, then ... |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:15 PM Author: passionate juggernaut 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242524) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:39 PM Author: Sable becky foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242630) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:56 PM Author: federal sandwich lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36153421) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:05 PM Author: confused up-to-no-good church building party of the first part The federal prisons are a lot safer. It's the underfunded state prisons that are the real scary dumps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30241941) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook same thing goes there
"Woohoo Fresh meat!"
"HEY MOTYHER FUCKERS! I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! I'm A LAWYER! NOBODY OWNS ME! I CAN HELP YOU! OR I CAN NOT HELP YOU! MY CHOICE. GOT IT!!"
then problem solved, right? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: Canary base sweet tailpipe The only way to COMMAND RESPECT in prison is to be able to kick someone's ass...or flawlessly complete 450 pound turtleback stim squat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242556) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:01 PM Author: federal sandwich lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152927) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:28 PM Author: Umber Public Bath probably.
"i'm a lawy...i'm a taxidermist." (xo po |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:31 PM Author: Fragrant patrolman theater Wasn't the one dude on Oz a lawyer? He endedup forcibly tattooed, butt raped and having his son's severed hand sent to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242157) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:13 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861745) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:16 PM Author: thriller ocher home Never been to jail but I would assrape a lawyer before a pedophile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861770) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:43 PM Author: seedy mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36129624) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: Zippy rehab Probably really depends on the prison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861777) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: Grizzly Hot Degenerate Quadroon I think you'd have a better chance if there was a tattoo above your butt that read "AIDS Dispenser". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861784) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: vibrant iridescent den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36129601) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:39 PM Author: Tantric sex offender forum Probably more effective to spread a rumor that you have HIV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36129615) |
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Date: May 26th, 2018 6:33 PM Author: vibrant iridescent den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36133012) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 2:50 PM Author: Umber Public Bath wouldn't that just encourage the pozzed inmates to target you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152820) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: internet-worthy step-uncle's house legend Whoops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36153439) |
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Date: May 26th, 2018 5:53 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36132928) |
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Date: May 26th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: Wine Dilemma that's like ordering a pizza with no toppings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36133038) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: marvelous cruel-hearted travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152788) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 2:48 PM Author: Bistre round eye parlour Yes. So don't mention any of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152801) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 2:49 PM Author: mahogany bipolar native better hope you're T14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152813) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: federal sandwich lettuce "T3, actually. A well-regarded appellate clerkship. V5 after that. Became a junior partner just this year. Golden trajectory, lads."
*the inmates ooh and aah*
*you drop your towel*
"You can look. But let's be honest: if you want the sweet succor of this scholarship, there shan't be any touching."
*scattered applause begin to rise from the crowd; tears well in eyes*
{Darnell, glancing toward Jacewyon} "Do you think it's Cravath? It has to be Cravath." 'Nah homie, he looks like a Davis guy to me. He got that thickness to him. Davis through and through.' |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 4:00 PM Author: unhinged puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36153469) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:02 PM Author: federal sandwich lettuce cant stop laughing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152936) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 10:45 PM Author: federal sandwich lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36156209) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: cordovan persian locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36153442) |