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Could you avoid ALL and I mean ALL buttraping in prison if you let everyone know
| maniacal citrine preventive strike | 04/10/16 |
| Tan sanctuary trust fund | 04/10/16 |
| maniacal citrine preventive strike | 04/10/16 |
| Impressive Spot Round Eye | 04/10/16 |
| maniacal citrine preventive strike | 04/10/16 |
| Impressive Spot Round Eye | 04/10/16 |
| maniacal citrine preventive strike | 04/10/16 |
| Impressive Spot Round Eye | 04/10/16 |
| maniacal citrine preventive strike | 04/10/16 |
| Impressive Spot Round Eye | 04/10/16 |
| maniacal citrine preventive strike | 04/10/16 |
| Laughsome burgundy liquid oxygen | 04/10/16 |
| crimson affirmative action | 04/10/16 |
| trip stock car | 05/30/18 |
| hateful twisted market | 04/10/16 |
| maniacal citrine preventive strike | 04/10/16 |
| Glittery locale immigrant | 04/10/16 |
| trip stock car | 05/30/18 |
| vivacious umber legend | 04/10/16 |
| Offensive Lay Goyim | 04/10/16 |
| maniacal citrine preventive strike | 12/07/17 |
| Naked institution | 12/07/17 |
| Submissive Misanthropic Brunch Reading Party | 05/25/18 |
| Vermilion Filthy Background Story Area | 12/07/17 |
| Violent cream people who are hurt | 12/07/17 |
| maroon church | 05/25/18 |
| Aggressive Pit Jew | 05/25/18 |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:02 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike right away that you are a lawyer and can help them with their habeaus crap?
How much cred do you think that would lend you in federal pound-in-ass prison. Enough never to have to suck dick or get buttraped?
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: Tan sanctuary trust fund This would be like announcing you can manufacture cigarettes. Would immediately turn you into an asset to be controlled, rented, and traded around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30241939) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:14 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike hmmm. You mean, I would just be owned by someone, then rented out? Hadnt thought of that.
What if I just say no Im not providing any legal services under duress. And if you fuck with me I'll never help you. And all compensation has to come to me directly.
Could this insure no buttraping? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: Impressive Spot Round Eye *buttrapes you*
"Now get me a draft of that habeas petition by 8 or Darnell and his friends will buttrape you some more"
*has biglaw flashback*
"THANK" |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike hmmm. I really hadn't planned on that.
So how DOES one practice law while a prisoner in such a way that no buttraping occurs? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: Impressive Spot Round Eye suck the biggest, blackest niggers cock and promise him sweet scholarly treats and early release if he protects you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242067) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike What if his case is hopeless?
What if I say i'll help the scariest guy with his case if he protects me, keeps me from getting buttraped?
Would prison economics place such a high value on quality legal services to justify the protection? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Impressive Spot Round Eye have you ever seen a defense lawyer raped in the prison meeting room? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242091) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:25 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike no. never. it never happens. they are at their most well behaved.
So, I could get a big black protector without the need for cock sucking, buttraping, etc....
So you pukes--your law degree isn't totally useless. IT KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING RAPED IN PRISON. |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:26 PM Author: Impressive Spot Round Eye only after you consent to taking the biggest, blackest cock though
so yeah it's a win-win |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:28 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike But I could get the same level of protection without the law degree at all, is what you are trying to tell me.
With law degree, protection requires buttrape, etc.
Without law degree, protection requires buttrape, etc.
So a law degree is just more a value-added kind of thing, then ... |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:15 PM Author: Laughsome burgundy liquid oxygen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242524) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:39 PM Author: crimson affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242630) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:56 PM Author: trip stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36153421) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:05 PM Author: hateful twisted market The federal prisons are a lot safer. It's the underfunded state prisons that are the real scary dumps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30241941) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike same thing goes there
"Woohoo Fresh meat!"
"HEY MOTYHER FUCKERS! I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! I'm A LAWYER! NOBODY OWNS ME! I CAN HELP YOU! OR I CAN NOT HELP YOU! MY CHOICE. GOT IT!!"
then problem solved, right? |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: Glittery locale immigrant The only way to COMMAND RESPECT in prison is to be able to kick someone's ass...or flawlessly complete 450 pound turtleback stim squat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242556) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:01 PM Author: trip stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152927) |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:28 PM Author: vivacious umber legend probably.
"i'm a lawy...i'm a taxidermist." (xo po |
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:31 PM Author: Offensive Lay Goyim Wasn't the one dude on Oz a lawyer? He endedup forcibly tattooed, butt raped and having his son's severed hand sent to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#30242157) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:13 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861745) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:16 PM Author: Naked institution Never been to jail but I would assrape a lawyer before a pedophile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861770) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:43 PM Author: Submissive Misanthropic Brunch Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36129624) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:17 PM Author: Vermilion Filthy Background Story Area Probably really depends on the prison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861777) |
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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: Violent cream people who are hurt I think you'd have a better chance if there was a tattoo above your butt that read "AIDS Dispenser". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#34861784) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:31 PM Author: maroon church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36129601) |
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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:39 PM Author: Aggressive Pit Jew Probably more effective to spread a rumor that you have HIV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36129615) |
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Date: May 26th, 2018 6:33 PM Author: maroon church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36133012) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 2:50 PM Author: vivacious umber legend wouldn't that just encourage the pozzed inmates to target you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152820) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: thriller brilliant idiot candlestick maker Whoops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36153439) |
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Date: May 26th, 2018 5:53 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36132928) |
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Date: May 26th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: house-broken ultramarine trailer park that's like ordering a pizza with no toppings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36133038) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: maniacal citrine preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152788) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 2:48 PM Author: honey-headed gay wizard dilemma Yes. So don't mention any of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152801) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 2:49 PM Author: 180 Frum Doctorate better hope you're T14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152813) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: trip stock car "T3, actually. A well-regarded appellate clerkship. V5 after that. Became a junior partner just this year. Golden trajectory, lads."
*the inmates ooh and aah*
*you drop your towel*
"You can look. But let's be honest: if you want the sweet succor of this scholarship, there shan't be any touching."
*scattered applause begin to rise from the crowd; tears well in eyes*
{Darnell, glancing toward Jacewyon} "Do you think it's Cravath? It has to be Cravath." 'Nah homie, he looks like a Davis guy to me. He got that thickness to him. Davis through and through.' |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 4:00 PM Author: Autistic Marvelous Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36153469) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:02 PM Author: trip stock car cant stop laughing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36152936) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 10:45 PM Author: trip stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36156209) |
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Date: May 30th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: vigorous meetinghouse goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3191208&forum_id=2#36153442) |