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"teach me to pitch", said the Kodiak bear to Livan Hernandez

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six months later: 1,500 pound Kodiak bear takes the mound...
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Pitch 3 is a slow, big curveball. Paul Goldschmitt looks eag...
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xo kodiak bear
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Asked about his new relief pitcher after the game, Rockies m...
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender



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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Dull flickering church building



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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:23 PM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:24 PM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender

six months later:

1,500 pound Kodiak bear takes the mound for the Colorado Rockies against the Diamondbacks. Paul Goldschmitt takes an 88 mph fastball right down the middle for Strike 1. The game pauses briefly as the umpire throws the ball to the Rockies dugout, so it can be given to the bear later as a souvenir, his first MLB pitch.

Paul Goldschmitt steps out of the batter's box, takes a few practice hacks. He steps back in. The bear kicks, deals...Goldschmitt swings and misses big on a 60 mph changeup.

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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Abnormal Copper Set

Teaching bears *anything* is dangerous. They're to be identified, isolated, and exterminated. *Teaching* them is giving them the tools for our own destruction. Remember how the Battle of the Yukon started.

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Date: April 10th, 2016 5:50 PM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Dull flickering church building



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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender

Pitch 3 is a slow, big curveball. Paul Goldschmitt looks eager to swing at it, but all he can do is ground it softly to pitcher.

The Kodiak bear picks up the ball with his mouth, then flings it to first with one flick of his massive, muscular head. The first baseman catches a slobbery baseball for the out.

The bear stays on the mound and roars. He's gotten his man out.

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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Dull flickering church building

xo kodiak bear

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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender

he's down to Earth enough that he is willing to pose for pictures with fans

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c0/ca/d4/c0cad4bba21979c604c93784b2127dae.jpg

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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Dull flickering church building

rate this MLB player who broke the bear bearrier to integrate baseball. what a hero

http://i.imgur.com/K7hcevV.jpg

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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:07 AM
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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: sticky wonderful travel guidebook

180

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Date: December 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration party of the first part



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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Salmon Aphrodisiac Hospital Pozpig



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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:53 PM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:05 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Stirring queen of the night



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
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Date: August 29th, 2018 11:06 AM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 3:53 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Stirring queen of the night



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: khaki church

*nabs Mike Trout and Tim Salmon in his mouth and viciously tears them apart as they flap their slimy piscine bodies around the bases*

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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Dull flickering church building



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:15 PM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender



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Date: April 10th, 2016 5:51 PM
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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:08 AM
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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:09 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: lascivious violent crotch sound barrier

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Date: December 22nd, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration party of the first part



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:25 PM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender

Asked about his new relief pitcher after the game, Rockies manager Walt Weiss said "What I like best about Bearsie is that he goes right after batters. He doesn't get spooked. Some of these bears, they lose interest in pitching to you if you play dead or spray them with pepper. Not Bearsie - he just keeps throwing strikes."

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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:43 PM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 5:50 PM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender



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Date: April 10th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Charismatic community account

Baseball's been bear-y bear-y good to me.

- Bear Chico Escuela

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Date: April 10th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender



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Date: April 11th, 2016 11:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender



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Date: April 24th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender



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Date: April 24th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender

In a late season game, the bear is brought in to face Yasiel Puig at Chavez Ravine.

Pitch one is a lazy, 80-mph fastball right down the middle. Puig was taking all the way - he hears groans from his dugout and from some fans about why he didn't swing at such an easy pitch.

Pitch two is the exact same fastball, except this time Yasiel saw it coming. He swings and hits it a mile down the right field line, just barely foul: he misses a home run by inches.

Having read the scouting report and the Wikipedia article on Livan Hernandez, Yasiel is expecting the bear to throw him the same pitch on 0-2. He swings...and misses on a 60 mph eephus pitch.

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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:08 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 11:52 AM
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Stirring queen of the night

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Date: January 22nd, 2018 11:17 AM
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Author: Stirring queen of the night



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 9:21 PM
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