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Brothers, how do you evaluate REDHEADS as farters, on average? (James Joyce Jr.)
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Date: April 27th, 2016 10:20 PM Author: diverse telephone base The scholarship in this area is scant and deeply divided. What do my XO bretheren think? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30361572) |
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Date: April 27th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: charismatic flickering masturbator church building If they're redheaded and have a lot of freckles they tend to have some of the raunchiest taco farts of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30361582) |
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Date: April 27th, 2016 10:22 PM Author: diverse telephone base Ty. Does this come from personal experience? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30361587) |
Date: April 27th, 2016 10:38 PM Author: Transparent Factory Reset Button To the extent that farts have Scoville units, and I think they do, I have found redheads to have the "hottest" farts -- moreso than Latinas -- and to be more consistently "hot" rather than rotten, sour, pungent, or smooth. Only Ethiopians come close in terms of Scoville units for one-off farts, but I have NOT seen consistency on that front from Ethiopians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30361772) |
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Date: April 27th, 2016 10:49 PM Author: diverse telephone base Fascinating, tyft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30361893) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 11:19 AM Author: vivacious tank I suggest a unique unit be created for the purpose of quantifying female farts. As is common practice, I propose the Joyce in honor of one of the pioneers in this field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30364514) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 11:24 AM Author: diverse telephone base I traditionally evaluate farts on five factors, as briefly discussed here: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192185&forum_id=2#30257903. I someday hope to develop a Total Fart Index that will represent all aspects of a fart (or a woman's farting ability) in a single number. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30364568) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 11:36 AM Author: aphrodisiac seedy rehab moniker-poast synergy is off the charts here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30364673) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 11:48 AM Author: diverse telephone base That comes from my analysis in the post linked immediately above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30364769) |
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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:12 PM Author: Fragrant Out-of-control Rigor Selfie Redheads' northern European genetics provide them with a robust natural supply of lactase enzymes, facilitating the smooth processing of dairy sugars. As such, redheads' farts tend towards the "airy," in contrast with the low-hanging, heavier, and more fog-like emissions typical of white women. This airiness increases the likelihood of an accidental high pitched squeak, which is a boon for sound men. Unfortunately, I am an odor man, and the high lactose tolerance significantly reduces sulphur production - and, accordingly, the richness and complexity of the cloud's scent profile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30362055) |
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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:21 PM Author: diverse telephone base I don't want this to be true brother, though you make a persuasive case. But one counterpoint - while northern Europeans tend to be very lactose tolerant, I find they are often highly susceptible to the spices common in Mexican and Indian cuisine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30362147) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 11:11 AM Author: wonderful field 956756765 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30364424) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 11:37 AM Author: Hideous property toaster 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30364680) |
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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:54 PM Author: boyish hell weed whacker I don't have a ton of experience with redhead farts, but I have noted a .1000 batting average of red-headed women (sample size of over ten, not flame) with scented candles atop their toilet tanks.
Draw whatever conclusion you will from my data. |
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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:56 PM Author: mildly autistic heaven Holy shit racking my brain and I think I've had the same experience with red heads and scented candles in the shitter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30362473) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 1:09 AM Author: boyish hell weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30362855) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:04 AM Author: diverse telephone base Excellent observation. Scoping out the bathroom for plungers, reading materials, and air freshening products was one of my regular habits any time I was at a female-shared apartment in college and law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30362558) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 1:07 AM Author: Motley space Any takeaways? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30362848) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 9:49 AM Author: diverse telephone base It was how I first came to learn of the tremendous talents Jewesses possess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30363870) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 10:06 AM Author: Racy dingle berry double fault Can you flesh this out a bit ... I'm from the Midwest and luckily don't know many Jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30363982) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: diverse telephone base Ashkenazi Jewish women are to the gastrointestinal arts what Kenyans are to marathon running. While the underlying reasons for this have not been fully explained, leading scholars suspect there is a hereditary basis. A significant factor in flatulence and bowel stench is one's gut bacteria, which is passed from mother to child at birth. This, along with the traditional Jewish rule of matrilineal succession, has helped the trend remain strong through generations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30364407) |
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Date: April 28th, 2016 1:12 AM Author: boyish hell weed whacker Shitlock Holmes on the case yny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30362862) |
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Date: April 29th, 2016 11:39 PM Author: diverse telephone base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30376634) |
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Date: May 4th, 2016 11:30 AM Author: diverse telephone base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30405956) |
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Date: May 4th, 2016 9:27 PM Author: angry 180 garrison roommate :_(
I have a redhead GF. Occasionally I fuck a fart out of her. Every time I do, I think of you, brother (not flame) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 4:12 PM Author: diverse telephone base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#30462874) |
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Date: March 15th, 2017 1:32 PM Author: diverse telephone base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#32835530) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 10:39 AM Author: diverse telephone base Been thinking about this a lot lately. Any new thoughts, my friends? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#35468802) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 10:44 AM Author: razzle tanning salon trump supporter not flame, had a dream I met you irl last night and we were discussing your favorite topic in depth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#35468827) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 10:45 AM Author: diverse telephone base 180 brother. What did your dream version of me look like? Do you recall any details from our conversation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#35468840) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 10:50 AM Author: razzle tanning salon trump supporter You were surprisingly normal-looking - a bit on the slim side, with a flowing head of sandy blond hair.
We were going in depth on Emily Nussbaum and her capabilities - the specifics elude me here, but we were in agreement that she was our #1 pick for sheer devastation potential |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 10:53 AM Author: diverse telephone base 18000000000000000000000000000000
Emily raises her glass in approval: http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Emily+Nussbaum+New+Yorker+Festival+2012+Party+-kMb_MmoDsIl.jpg |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 10:41 AM Author: Marvelous vermilion kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#35468807) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 10:43 AM Author: diverse telephone base What about their gas and bathroom abilities? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#35468825) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 11:02 AM Author: Marvelous vermilion kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#35468946) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 10:48 AM Author: diverse telephone base A relevant tweet: https://twitter.com/gingerkidpike/status/433036646158991360 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#35468863) |
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Date: August 30th, 2019 4:49 PM Author: diverse telephone base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3207826&forum_id=2#38765856) |