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Just went all cash with everything except retirement accounts

I think this might be shrewd, although it might have been mo...
Razzle Partner Brunch
  04/29/16
TiTsCr 998243324 i asked if i shoudl do this and retards on ...
spectacular erotic roommate
  04/29/16
How much ca$h now?
Irradiated Startling Box Office
  04/29/16
like $575k
Razzle Partner Brunch
  04/29/16
Lol what the fuck is wrong with you dude. Stop gambling....
contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend
  04/29/16
what do you mean?
Razzle Partner Brunch
  04/29/16
people dont just buy and sell $500,000 in securities to time...
contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend
  04/29/16
End of Golden Era for Investors Spells Troubles for Millenni...
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  04/29/16
Assuming everything in the article is true, lower returns in...
Histrionic piazza
  04/29/16
listen i'm not taking investment advice from some bitch who ...
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  04/29/16
lol attack me rather than respond to my points. Enjoy hordi...
Histrionic piazza
  04/29/16
this speaks directly to your competence/intelligence, sorry ...
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  04/29/16
Yeah I fail on xoxo so I'm no expert sock puppet. Failing a...
Histrionic piazza
  04/29/16
Jfc Nutella how are you still here. How do you not consider ...
Swashbuckling set
  04/29/16
tcq
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  04/29/16
...
disrespectful beady-eyed stage
  04/29/16
...
Cerebral cuck
  05/13/16
Missed this. Tyft
yellow roast beef sanctuary
  06/25/16
lmao
drab bearded hell
  08/11/16
...
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  10/16/16
[guy who quotes d00bs]
hideous olive range codepig
  11/02/19
I just did. Basically had almost no gains since I bought a ...
Razzle Partner Brunch
  04/29/16
you make so much money. just buy the dips like today. A lo...
contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend
  04/29/16
Timing the market is a futile exercise and basically gamblin...
Histrionic piazza
  04/29/16
but, TBF, the market is basically gambling also
Razzle Partner Brunch
  04/29/16
Market - consistent returns over 160 years. Timing market ...
electric burgundy gas station
  04/29/16
the market generally has a crash about every 10 years. it's ...
saffron dingle berry masturbator
  04/29/16
It's only gambling when you're market timing buys and sells....
Histrionic piazza
  04/29/16
CR I am 100% cash except for 401k
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  04/29/16
i feel like u just have no cash
spectacular erotic roommate
  04/29/16
sorry lil brej [edit] note that's just one savings accoun...
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  04/29/16
who dieed in ure family recently
spectacular erotic roommate
  04/29/16
no one. both parents are healthy as can be. sorry for your l...
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  04/29/16
I am 100% cash except for IRAs. We should see another crash ...
saffron dingle berry masturbator
  04/29/16
You guys have been saying the same shit since January.
contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend
  04/29/16
yea, january 2009
passionate turdskin depressive
  04/29/16
LOL I don't think I'll time it perfectly, but if it happens ...
saffron dingle berry masturbator
  04/29/16
lol peterman
Pungent dog poop
  11/01/19
This was me about 14 months ago. (Except for propser / lendi...
underhanded chapel
  04/29/16
Very astute move. You will be patting yourself on the back ...
abnormal mauve school candlestick maker
  04/29/16
...
Startled area background story
  08/08/17
Reality is finally starting to catch up the market thanks to...
lime useless brakes
  04/29/16
?????
saffron dingle berry masturbator
  04/29/16
This seems like reasoned, well thought out plan.
Internet-worthy cyan principal's office
  04/29/16
Any actual reason or are you relying on your amateur gut?
fluffy shrine twinkling uncleanness
  04/29/16
feeling after 20 years of watching the markets react based o...
Razzle Partner Brunch
  04/29/16
Great
Floppy water buffalo
  04/29/16
itt: all cash caucaisian buyers
violent business firm pervert
  04/29/16
It is easy to "time" market. For example, if a sto...
excitant toaster parlour
  04/29/16
I think this was a good move. Shit is way too volatile and ...
Razzle Partner Brunch
  05/13/16
You need PHYSICAL GOLD
Charcoal laughsome party of the first part station
  05/13/16
Wife's pissed about all the gold bars stuffed in the mattres...
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  05/13/16
I'm in gold and silver.
Black Bawdyhouse Associate
  05/13/16
Buy some gold bars. Lol at the boring orientals in this thre...
Cerebral cuck
  05/13/16
Bank of America and Goldman Sachs both agreeing with OP toda...
Cerebral cuck
  05/16/16
looking good Mortimer.
Razzle Partner Brunch
  05/17/16
? The S&P is down like 1% since you made this post.
Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn
  05/17/16
...
supple yarmulke heaven
  05/17/16
The index fanboi's are correct in almost every aspect, howev...
Sinister topaz nibblets
  05/18/16
(Idiot Lunatic)
Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn
  11/22/16
Bond initiatives. WTF is up with you poors?
greedy becky
  05/18/16
still seems to be a good move
Razzle Partner Brunch
  06/15/16
???
Startled area background story
  07/12/16
now especially
Razzle Partner Brunch
  06/25/16
???
Startled area background story
  07/12/16
wonder when the best time to buy back in will be....
Razzle Partner Brunch
  06/27/16
how long is your desired holding period? if longer horizon, ...
Lascivious Pearly Giraffe
  06/27/16
yes, basically asking that.
Razzle Partner Brunch
  06/27/16
When the inevitable "correction" comes in the next...
Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn
  07/12/16
???
Startled area background story
  08/02/16
...
saffron dingle berry masturbator
  08/02/16
???
Startled area background story
  08/11/16
I get all my investment tips from semi-anonymous unemployed ...
drab bearded hell
  08/11/16
This will eventually be right but I just can't get myself to...
honey-headed mediation
  10/16/16
How are you all cash bros feeling today?
Histrionic piazza
  11/22/16
not a stock market guy, is the idea to sell all your stock b...
rose pistol
  11/22/16
Eventually there will be a 10% crash from 2400 and they will...
Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn
  11/22/16
...
Startled area background story
  12/06/16
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  12/20/16
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Startled area background story
  12/19/16
I ended up doing a real estate development project with my c...
Razzle Partner Brunch
  12/19/16
...
Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn
  02/10/17
I have $150k sitting around doing nothing...Question now is ...
Histrionic piazza
  07/19/17
November 2016
Razzle Partner Brunch
  07/19/17
I'd like to know this too
judgmental brindle corner
  07/19/17
10k at a time like us normal people
Startled area background story
  08/08/17
...
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  08/08/17
Good job, market is only up 20% since you posted this
soul-stirring chest-beating pit
  08/08/17
...
brilliant theater philosopher-king
  08/10/17
Markets down bigly, buying in some today.
Histrionic piazza
  08/10/17
Anything interesting or just s&p 500 index fund?
aromatic deranged school cafeteria coffee pot
  08/10/17
EM and Europe down bigly too. I only buy index funds.
Histrionic piazza
  08/10/17
have you ever sold anything? I don't think I have.
contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend
  08/10/17
I had to sell some unfortunately when I refi'ed and you need...
Histrionic piazza
  08/10/17
Never forget
Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn
  11/07/17
LMAO there are so many of these market timing threads where ...
Splenetic well-lubricated stock car psychic
  11/07/17
NEVER FORGET
Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn
  11/01/19
OP is still waiting for a crash
Histrionic piazza
  11/01/19
the S&P is up 48% since he made this post. Plus another...
Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn
  11/01/19
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Disgusting quadroon volcanic crater
  11/02/19


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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

I think this might be shrewd, although it might have been more shrewd a few days ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372536)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: spectacular erotic roommate

TiTsCr 998243324 i asked if i shoudl do this and retards on this board said it was stupid and kept posting about fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372541)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Startling Box Office

How much ca$h now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372543)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:07 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

like $575k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372559)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:07 PM
Author: contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend

Lol what the fuck is wrong with you dude.

Stop gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372565)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

what do you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372580)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend

people dont just buy and sell $500,000 in securities to time the market every 6 months unless you are xo pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372605)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency

End of Golden Era for Investors Spells Troubles for Millennials

Turning 30 just got a lot scarier.

A coming collapse in investment returns means that people that age today will have to work seven years longer or save almost twice as much to end up with the same nest egg as those of roughly a generation ago.

So says the research arm of McKinsey & Co. in a new report that argues that investors of all ages need to resign themselves to diminished gains.

The consulting company maintains that the last 30 years have been a “golden era” of exceptional inflation-adjusted returns thanks to a confluence of factors that won’t be repeated. They include falling inflation and interest rates, swelling corporate profits and an expanding price-earnings ratio in the stock market.

The next two decades won’t be nearly as lucrative, even on the optimistic assumption that the world economy snaps out of its recent funk and resumes growing at a faster clip, according to the McKinsey Global Institute report titled “Diminishing Returns: Why Investors May Need to Lower Their Expectations.”

“We’ve had a wonderful 30-year period in terms of returns, way more than the 100-year average,” said Richard Dobbs, a McKinsey director in London. “That era is coming to an end.”

Bond investors have already reaped much of the benefits from declines in inflation and interest rates from the sky-high levels that prevailed in the 1970s.

Tougher Road

U.S. and European corporations, meanwhile, will find it harder to boost profits in the face of stepped-up competition from emerging-market rivals and from smaller businesses able to tap into the global market through the Internet, Dobbs said.

It’s not only 30-year-olds and other individual investors who’ll be hurt if McKinsey is right about the outlook. Pension funds and university endowments also have reason to worry, Dobbs said.

The roughly $1 trillion funding gap confronting U.S. state and local retirement plans could triple if McKinsey’s more pessimistic projections pan out, he said. U.S. college endowments could be out as much as $19 billion per year, he added.

Two Paths

McKinsey sets out two paths for the economy and financial markets over the next 20 years in its report. In the slow-growth scenario, U.S. gross domestic product expands by an average 1.9 percent per year, while growth in other major economies is 2.1 percent. Returns in that case are well below the average of the 1985 to 2014 period.

In the recovery scenario, U.S. growth matches the 2.9 percent average of the last 30 years while non-U.S. GDP rises 3.4 percent. Returns still fall short of the golden era when inflation and interest rates were falling and profit margins were expanding.

The McKinsey study focuses on U.S. and Western European stock and bond markets and doesn’t take investments in emerging markets into account, largely because of a lack of reliable long-term data.

“We are entering a period of much lower returns,” Dobbs said. “That’s going to have some quite extreme consequences for all types of investors.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-27/be-afraid-be-very-afraid-if-you-re-investing-for-the-long-run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372621)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

Assuming everything in the article is true, lower returns in the future are still better returns than cash sitting in your bank account. assume you earn a high 1% in your savings account, which is taxed as ordinary income, even a 1% return in the market taxed as long term gains means you still come out ahead. And I absolutely do not believe the sp 500 will only gain 1% in the next 20 years. People go all cash to avoid corrections and crashes, but if you're in the long game, short term losses don't matter and your gains will always be higher sitting in some index fund than in a bank account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372714)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency

listen i'm not taking investment advice from some bitch who fails at fucking sockpuppetting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372733)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

lol attack me rather than respond to my points. Enjoy hording your cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372755)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency

this speaks directly to your competence/intelligence, sorry bitch

Date: February 18th, 2015 2:34 PM

Author: nutella

nutella has always had far less hubris than tmf but far more results.

nutella is more hated on here mainly because she keeps getting what wants and rubbing in xoxo's face, whereas nobody takes tmf's "multiple properties" aspirations seriously. people were definitely reveling in her unemployment, but now have to put up with her $400k in-house threading. now people are hoping for her hedge fund to crash.

i've come to realize that nutella is far less mean-spirited and angry than those attacking her. i've never seen her wish ill upon anybody and i highly doubt she cares if others do not want her lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2810899&forum_id=2#27341962)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372774)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

Yeah I fail on xoxo so I'm no expert sock puppet. Failing at investing or life is another matter entirely. Now feel free to respond substantively to my point if you care. Meanwhile I will continue to collect my $500k/ year and invest it wisely in index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372813)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling set

Jfc Nutella how are you still here. How do you not consider that post your Waterloo and gracefully exile yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372958)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373047)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: disrespectful beady-eyed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373520)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: Cerebral cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30474021)



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Date: June 25th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: yellow roast beef sanctuary

Missed this. Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30788232)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: drab bearded hell

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31159141)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31657753)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: hideous olive range codepig

[guy who quotes d00bs]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39061289)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

I just did. Basically had almost no gains since I bought a lot in December and everything has been flat since then, so figured it couldn't hurt....worst thing I miss out on a 3-4% gain this year (I think), best case I miss out on a 15-20% decline.

Wife and I still have like $575k in retirement accounts in the market, so it isn't like we are out totally, just felt we were too deep....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372679)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend

you make so much money. just buy the dips like today. A lot of people on here had the same doom and gloom prediction in January and said "oh i am all cash now" - they promptly got fucked.

Other than buying index funds during the dips, not sure how anyone should be timing the market, and $500K at once seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372957)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

Timing the market is a futile exercise and basically gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372620)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

but, TBF, the market is basically gambling also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372684)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: electric burgundy gas station

Market - consistent returns over 160 years.

Timing market - horrible underperformance in every study ever performed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372710)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: saffron dingle berry masturbator

the market generally has a crash about every 10 years. it's been 10 years of good growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372782)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

It's only gambling when you're market timing buys and sells. If you literally let your money sit there for 30 years versus going cash for 30 years, market will inevitably outperform going cash.

Edit: I do occasionally time buys and will often purchase on dips (like in August and Jan). However the way I view cash I invest, it's not money I need for 10-15 years so once it's in there, I won't gamble and take it out thinking there's a correction coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372737)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency

CR I am 100% cash except for 401k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372552)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: spectacular erotic roommate

i feel like u just have no cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372556)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency

sorry lil brej [edit]

note that's just one savings account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372567)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: spectacular erotic roommate

who dieed in ure family recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372579)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency

no one. both parents are healthy as can be. sorry for your lots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372609)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: saffron dingle berry masturbator

I am 100% cash except for IRAs. We should see another crash soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372568)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend

You guys have been saying the same shit since January.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372573)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:10 PM
Author: passionate turdskin depressive

yea, january 2009

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372588)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: saffron dingle berry masturbator

LOL I don't think I'll time it perfectly, but if it happens in the next 2 years I'd be happy with my strategy. plan to dump it all back in or buy a small house at that time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372616)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Pungent dog poop

lol peterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39057358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: underhanded chapel

This was me about 14 months ago. (Except for propser / lending club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372612)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: abnormal mauve school candlestick maker

Very astute move. You will be patting yourself on the back for this. Have you thought about S&P put options?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372634)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Startled area background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33941721)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: lime useless brakes

Reality is finally starting to catch up the market thanks to this sideways pattern we've had for the last year, if anything, this is when you should be getting in. But hey, you do you.

I would love a shitty bear market for the next year and a half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372769)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: saffron dingle berry masturbator

?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372792)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cyan principal's office

This seems like reasoned, well thought out plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372791)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: fluffy shrine twinkling uncleanness

Any actual reason or are you relying on your amateur gut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372842)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:32 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

feeling after 20 years of watching the markets react based on bad news. M&A, venture financing, housing markets are all flat or down after multiyear booms....just don't see what else is going to keep this carnival going (might stay sideways for a bit, but up any appreciable amount seems unlikely).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373161)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Floppy water buffalo

Great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372989)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: violent business firm pervert

itt: all cash caucaisian buyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373550)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:41 PM
Author: excitant toaster parlour

It is easy to "time" market. For example, if a stock you own doubles, maybe you should consider selling before that puppy cools down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30374104)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

I think this was a good move. Shit is way too volatile and signs point down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30471939)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Charcoal laughsome party of the first part station

You need PHYSICAL GOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30473520)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 7:52 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency

Wife's pissed about all the gold bars stuffed in the mattress -- says it's uncomfortable.

I told her to shut her fucking sludge spewing trap cuz standing in a soup line is a HELLUVA lot more uncomfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30473544)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Black Bawdyhouse Associate

I'm in gold and silver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30473987)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Cerebral cuck

Buy some gold bars. Lol at the boring orientals in this thread. Gambling on the market is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30474046)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Cerebral cuck

Bank of America and Goldman Sachs both agreeing with OP today that it's time to exit the market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30489327)



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Date: May 17th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

looking good Mortimer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30499459)



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Date: May 17th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn

? The S&P is down like 1% since you made this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30499701)



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Date: May 17th, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: supple yarmulke heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30500116)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Sinister topaz nibblets

The index fanboi's are correct in almost every aspect, however they are missing one critical thing:

There are exceptions: you don't have to dedicate you life to the stock market to learn how to buy a few dips.

500K you can move that in and out of an index fund with no problem. Like in a second. Fuck SPY could take a 500K trade with not a penny slippage.

Common sense. There is a bunch of shit out there that has gone up 5X or even 10X what it was in early 2009. Doesn't matter if it shouldn't have been that low. Shouldn't be this high either. Don't try to top pick this bullshit, but you need to understand that this garbage is just not worth what it's trading for right now. These are big stocks too, TJX, HD, DIS, SBUX, MCD. I could just go on and on.

These parabolic runs for the last 7 years WILL CORRECT and when they do this market will go down to at least high 1500's on SPX at a MINIMUM.

So you can bet your fucking panties on that shit. This market WILL FUCKING test that 2013 breakout area (1575 SPX) or so. This the the area that SPX cleared back from the 2000 and 2007 highs. In 2013 SPX broke these highs and has never spent a lot of time down there again. But it will, niqqa, you can bet that shit.

So do what you fucking will and hold the index funds, but you can get out now and buy back lower within 12-18 months. But you won't heed that advice either, because the next buy will only setup after we have spent months going down and everyone is bearish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30506519)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn

(Idiot Lunatic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971373)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: greedy becky

Bond initiatives. WTF is up with you poors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30506531)



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Date: June 15th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

still seems to be a good move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30711706)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 1:42 PM
Author: Startled area background story

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30909755)



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Date: June 25th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

now especially

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30788217)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: Startled area background story

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30909753)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

wonder when the best time to buy back in will be....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30801625)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Lascivious Pearly Giraffe

how long is your desired holding period? if longer horizon, then you're essentially asking when's the next bull market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30801809)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

yes, basically asking that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30801818)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn

When the inevitable "correction" comes in the next year or two OP and others ITT will say "see look at me I'm so smart I told you", but will ignore that the correction takes S&P down from 2300 to 2100 or 2080 or so, well above where they sold in anticipation of the "crash."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30910010)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: Startled area background story

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31089769)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: saffron dingle berry masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31089778)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Startled area background story

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31159097)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: drab bearded hell

I get all my investment tips from semi-anonymous unemployed lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31159127)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: honey-headed mediation

This will eventually be right but I just can't get myself to sell. Have nothing better to put it in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31658239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

How are you all cash bros feeling today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971200)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: rose pistol

not a stock market guy, is the idea to sell all your stock before the market hits record highs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971336)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn

Eventually there will be a 10% crash from 2400 and they will jump in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971400)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Startled area background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32070553)



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Date: December 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Domesticated base faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32193080)



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Date: December 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Startled area background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32181477)



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Date: December 19th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

I ended up doing a real estate development project with my cash in September which should make a lot more than this run up for me....missed out on like $25k in gains by pulling out a little early, but no big deal....wife and I still have like $775k in retirement accounts that benefited bigly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32181528)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32591155)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

I have $150k sitting around doing nothing...Question now is when exactly I'm suppose to buy in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33810841)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Razzle Partner Brunch

November 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33810845)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: judgmental brindle corner

I'd like to know this too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33810846)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Startled area background story

10k at a time like us normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33941725)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: umber rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33941760)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring chest-beating pit

Good job, market is only up 20% since you posted this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33942166)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: brilliant theater philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956553)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Histrionic piazza

Markets down bigly, buying in some today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956454)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: aromatic deranged school cafeteria coffee pot

Anything interesting or just s&p 500 index fund?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956499)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

EM and Europe down bigly too. I only buy index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956815)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: contagious lemon abode organic girlfriend

have you ever sold anything? I don't think I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956837)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

I had to sell some unfortunately when I refi'ed and you needed $100k or whatever it was in your Citi account to get the lowest rate and btwn the 2 of us, we only had $50k in cash :(.

I bought $20k total international yesterday which was clearly too early but sick of waiting. I'll put in $40k today and see what happens tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956888)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#34625348)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Splenetic well-lubricated stock car psychic

LMAO there are so many of these market timing threads where idiot prognosticators get fucked in the ass by their gambling addiction. But have no fear, one of these years one or two of these clowns will accidentally be right and then link to it for a decade as proof of their genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#34625367)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn

NEVER FORGET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39056901)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: Histrionic piazza

OP is still waiting for a crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39057208)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Jet-lagged bateful crotch azn

the S&P is up 48% since he made this post. Plus another 1.5% a year in dividends if he was in VOO. Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39057347)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Disgusting quadroon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39061286)