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What women want in a man's apartment (link) JFC WOMEN YOU ARE UNREAL

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/25/what-women-want-tur...
'""'''""'
  05/04/16
lol so basically a luxury apartment that gets lots of natura...
Don Kihote
  05/04/16
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Frank Booth introducing TRUMP after SC primary win
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Fine food! Fine wines! Tall men!
cannon
  05/15/19
This is how they do hiring when running HR departments, too....
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
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the legacy of diaper
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'""'''""'
  05/05/16
lol @ triple-ply toilet paper (not flame)
Dr. Cool
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boner police
  05/05/16
No explanation for that one either. Just lol
Baltimore Orioles
  05/05/16
Any man with that kind of apartment is homosexual
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insist to select unacceptable way
  05/14/19
Well, I guess that's too bad for her then.
3 o'clock in the afternoon
  05/05/16
so basically wimen want hipsters
'''""''"
  05/05/16
They want the idealized version of themselves
,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:
  05/05/16
This is from 2012 lmao
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The only dealbreaker I've ever run into with women at the ap...
90s | obese | jamaal
  05/05/16
my apartment is clean but sparse. i just don't give a fuck a...
3400 calories
  05/05/16
Protips on what you actually need: 1. Trash can with a li...
'"'
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7. A few Plan B pills for the times you need to make a mid-s...
Diamond Dallas Chad
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'""'''""'
  05/05/16
spoiler alert: it's trappings of wealth twist: they actua...
didgeridoo
  05/05/16
having a panic attack after reading this. TRIGGER WARNING.
Discerning Critic Critiquing Your Thread
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heretical thots
  05/14/19
LOL at them wanting a dude with an apartment.
insist to select unacceptable way
  05/14/19
This is clickbait. No normal woman expects "non-America...
'""'''""'
  05/15/19
Image is no longer up, but I assume “cabinet of autogr...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  05/15/19


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Date: May 4th, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: '""'''""'


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/25/what-women-want-turn-ons-mans-apartment_n_1453350.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30409430)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Don Kihote

lol so basically a luxury apartment that gets lots of natural light with a nice bathroom, nice bed, nice cookware, healthy and exotic food and wine in the fridge with an authentically messy bookshelf and desk all belonging to a hot guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30409472)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:43 AM
Author: Frank Booth introducing TRUMP after SC primary win (skipped the light Mandingo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411348)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: cannon

Fine food! Fine wines! Tall men!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#38238420)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

This is how they do hiring when running HR departments, too. No wonder this country is going to shit economically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30409556)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: the legacy of diaper (freddie)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30409609)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: ,,.,:,;..,;:.,;,.:;,..,;:..,;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30409637)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:45 AM
Author: "'"'"''"""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411355)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: '""'''""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411345)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Dr. Cool

lol @ triple-ply toilet paper (not flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411352)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: boner police



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411391)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 1:56 AM
Author: Baltimore Orioles (J. Timberlake)

No explanation for that one either. Just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411702)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:46 AM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:


Any man with that kind of apartment is homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411362)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 3:34 AM
Author: insist to select unacceptable way



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#38232026)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:46 AM
Author: 3 o'clock in the afternoon

Well, I guess that's too bad for her then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411363)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: '''""''"

so basically wimen want hipsters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411374)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:51 AM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:


They want the idealized version of themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411385)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)


This is from 2012 lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411392)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: 90s | obese | jamaal

The only dealbreaker I've ever run into with women at the apartment stage is roommates who were literally sleeping in the same room as you (college). Other than that I've lived both during and after school in a fucking pigsty with zero amenities and no one has given a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411420)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: 3400 calories

my apartment is clean but sparse. i just don't give a fuck about having a lot of stuff. look, by the time you bring a girl home, and she wants to fuck, and the clothes come off, she's not thinking about whether you have IKEA furniture or the quality of the wine in your fridge.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411441)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: '"'

Protips on what you actually need:

1. Trash can with a lid in the bathroom, so she can hide her slime-rags

2. 5 toothbrushes and 5 each of shampoo/conditioner/soap, stolen from a five star hotel maid cart

3. Toilet paper conveniently hidden so she can plug her slime hole after sex.

4. Some form of cute liquor + mixer. Some form of shit but uncommon beer. Some form of shit but uncommon sweet wine. Some form of shit but old classy-looking European wine.

5. More condoms than you'd ever expect to need.

6. Lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30411644)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 3:37 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

7. A few Plan B pills for the times you need to make a mid-sex sales pitch to nut in the bitch raw

8. Quality, clean (but not necessarily fancy) sheets and good pillows are a nice thing to have. Chicks are always telling me they love my bed. Not any help for the first fuck, but I do think they give a good boost in transitioning a chick from a single fuck to that great spot where they basically come over and bang you on demand without any hoops to jump through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#38232039)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: '""'''""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30414069)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 1:42 PM
Author: didgeridoo

spoiler alert: it's trappings of wealth

twist: they actually don't give a fuck about any of it if you're chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30414087)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 1:42 PM
Author: Discerning Critic Critiquing Your Thread

having a panic attack after reading this. TRIGGER WARNING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#30414092)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: heretical thots



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#38232022)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 3:34 AM
Author: insist to select unacceptable way

LOL at them wanting a dude with an apartment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#38232029)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 11:34 AM
Author: '""'''""'


This is clickbait. No normal woman expects "non-American cheese" when going home with a guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#38238081)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 12:58 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest

Image is no longer up, but I assume “cabinet of autographed slasher memorabilia”, “expensive collection of Peter Sotos books”, and “multiple items of Pusheen the Cat merchandise” were on there, yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214544&forum_id=2#38238406)