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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:27 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474525) |
Date: May 13th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: twisted frum meetinghouse Vodka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474529) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: Cracking chest-beating state digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474542) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Does Sprite work? I don't drink alcohol anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474621) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:42 PM Author: twisted frum meetinghouse Start. Start with vodka. This will help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474625) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:42 PM Author: Cracking chest-beating state digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474626) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone crackhouse brethren You don't, it shatters like a crystal. The best you can do is pick up the pieces and keep moving forward, reshattering it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474530) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:40 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Did you even take o-chem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474615) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: Concupiscible alcoholic goal in life den get hammered with ur buddy then go to strip club, then sleep head-to-toe with ur buddy. then wake up and get drinks/'brunch'. broken heart cured (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474539) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:31 PM Author: Sepia property toilet seat Why is sleeping with your buddy necessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474553) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:40 PM Author: Concupiscible alcoholic goal in life den lol i knew someone would ask - it's not, just have done that head-to-toe shit before. how bout same hotel room 2 beds. basically, just don't let your depressed bro get alone cuz then he's really gunna be sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474614) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:40 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse What is the appeal of strip clubs? I have never understood this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474616) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:42 PM Author: twisted frum meetinghouse Titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474632) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:44 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse What does it do for the woman, I mean? I can't get hard if the woman's not into it. Actually, I usually can't get hard even then, but you get my point, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474642) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:46 PM Author: twisted frum meetinghouse Fun to talk shit and game on strippers. It's not really for getting hard or sex, though there usually is one girl hooking at most clubs.
It's just fun to talk and mess with naked chicks
Edit: I never tip shit so I'd say the girls are worse off for talking to me but them' the breaks |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:48 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse How are guys so RELAXED about this? I find it hard (heh) enough to banter, let alone in the presence of a naked woman. In fairness, I have only been in the presence of one naked woman in my life, but still, you get my point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474663) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:51 PM Author: twisted frum meetinghouse The club is a controlled environment, girls are there to talk to you. If you have money they'll put up with any weirdness you throw at them. I always feel better about myself after the club. Also, it's something you're not supposed to do, as in nice people aren't supposed to be there, which makes it fun for me. I get to relax and be the skeezy sleeze I really am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474686) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:54 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Is it a breach of protocol to pay a stripper to feel up another guy in the club? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474702) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:55 PM Author: twisted frum meetinghouse Naw. Well, maybe a stranger, but I'd appreciate it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474708) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:56 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse What about conversing about Hausdorff spaces? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474718) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:57 PM Author: Concupiscible alcoholic goal in life den basically it just makes you feel good - i never get a boner at the strip joint and basically just spend $200 to have a slut sit on my lap and talk about random shit whole night. my strategy is that i say i like big asses, then get a nice whooty girl to come talk to me and just hand out $5 every few minutes. honestly just running your hand through a girl's hair and shit makes u feel great. it just gets your confidence up and you leave feeling like a new man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474728) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:01 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Weird that people can just casually touch women like that. How do you reconcile this with your political beliefs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474757) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:11 PM Author: Concupiscible alcoholic goal in life den because i treat the girls really well and don't even order dances - it's basically paying to have a flirty slut talk to you and you get to have your hand on her bare back, etc. at a nice strip club you are mainly dealing w/ broke, somewhat mentally ill college girls, as opposed to addicts at shitclubs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474816) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Is there a way I can do this without spending money? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474828) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:17 PM Author: Concupiscible alcoholic goal in life den well you can watch the 'spotlight girl' on the stage -- i don't even really like that though it's kind of lame - you have to spend money to get the girls to come talk to you. that's where it's at but it's expensive to keep her there once you find one you like. like a dollar a minute literally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474855) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse I mean, is there anywhere else where I can get a similar experience for free? I work at the YMCA, how hard would it be pull off something similar on women who are exercising there? Just to flirt, not anything serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474890) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:27 PM Author: Concupiscible alcoholic goal in life den go back to TLS faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474921) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:40 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Can we please not use homophobic language here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30475017) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:35 PM Author: coiffed blood rage YFWGI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474982) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:31 PM Author: mauve set mental disorder Time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474545) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:39 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Not true if it was true love, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474606) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:43 PM Author: twisted frum meetinghouse Nope and the pain will follow you forever. But, you'll live. Try drinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474641) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:46 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse I go into a serious depressive/alcoholic spiral when I drink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474650) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:54 PM Author: twisted frum meetinghouse Then maybe don't drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474703) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:55 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse I had to spend two weeks in a mental hospital the last time I drank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474710) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:46 PM Author: mauve set mental disorder it will get better. out of sight out of mind helps. also realize that the more you think about how *amazing* she was the more the memory becomes about you and less about her.
chances are if you got a girl like her you can get another similar one |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:49 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Out of sight, out of mind is a little difficult because we're married and have a son together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474673) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:31 PM Author: Khaki Low-t Field Time. A new girl. Immersing yourself in company of friends and productive activities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474547) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:39 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse New girl is the hard part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474609) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:47 PM Author: mauve set mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474654) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:42 PM Author: Pontificating School Shitlib have you tried any intellectual pursuits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474627) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:45 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse It doesn't ease the pain, bro. Intellectual pursuits just make it worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474645) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:52 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Wife canceled our weekend retreat to go out with friends. I understand she's a social butterfly, but just feeling really lonely right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474692) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:54 PM Author: grizzly bbw But it makes her happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474706) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:57 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse I know, man, really trying. It's difficult to explain, but there's a song called Can't Fight This Feeling by the musical band REO Speedwagon that approximates what I'm going through. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474725) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:52 PM Author: lavender trust fund time helps, fucking 20 new girls helps, seeing how she looks 5 years down the road will DEFINITELY help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474693) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 10:58 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse I don't understand how strapping buck alphas move onto a SECOND girl, let alone twenty. It's like a completely different species. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474734) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:00 PM Author: lavender trust fund you force yourself over and over again until you realize that women are basically the same, and you'll come to appreciate different things about different women. then you begin to like the process. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474747) |
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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:08 PM Author: Magical Azure Persian Bawdyhouse Huh. Is it like defining the set of integers and then applying a well-ordering principle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3222970&forum_id=2#30474798) |
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