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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy Azure Brunch

He knocks over his last Heineken with his filthy, Teva-adorned foot, struggling to maintain his balance while urinating into a sewer grate. The Cambodian rainy season is in full effect, causing him to skip showers and other tedious 'hygiene' concerns most days. The ripe, grimy film on his skin glistens in the moonlight. His cargo shorts bear the stains of another raucous night sitting alone at an outdoor bar, powering through shrimp skewers and aborted stabs at conversation with vacationing strangers.

"fucking faggots suck whitey jew cock all day but I am fucking free, faggot" he mutters to himself, punctuated with an unhinged cackle.

Afraid that he will sober up before the morning, he begins yet another long search for any open market or kind soul who will furnish him with cheap alcohol. He is a man of the world. He is free. He is in his prime. He must find another bottle of fizzy intoxication soon, or else the thoughts will come. Thoughts of being alone in the world, of being ignored by women, or being ignored by the country of his birth, of being rejected everywhere he goes. He has no patience for the thoughts, you fucking cumskin bitches. Fuck you.

Once he has located his final source of inebriated bliss for the evening, he will sleep for a time. He knows he will wake with a throbbing head and malodorous flop sweat on his hairy brow. It cannot be avoided. But he will once again cure it all with a delicious juice before telling off those fucking white faggot bitches on the internet. They know him there. He knows what the fuck he is doing, faggot. Suck his cock, cumskin faggot.

He saunters down the alley, a jovial hitch in his step. His legs, spindling and knobby as an old man's walking stick, nonetheless deftly usher his slouching pot-bellied frame through the city. His fecal skin tone renders him nearly invisible in the shadows. Fuck whitey. Fuck the birdshits. Fuck them all. Not free. $872,000 net worth. Free.

The sun begins to rise and the city hums with the sounds of morning. He skulks in an alley, lost and unsure of how to find the hostel he has installed himself in for nearly two months, much to the misery of the birdshit owners and his private delight. Suddenly, a stroke of sheer luck. He lustily observes as a group of middle-aged German women emerge from their hotel, ready to begin their day. His small, hirsute hand instinctively clutches at his shriveled turd pipe as one of the women bends over to pet a stray dog.

He belches and farts at the same time, ever blissful, ever free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2#30478481)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Base Psychic



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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: honey-headed site puppy



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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring histrionic macaca wrinkle

turdy tommyskin done here!

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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: honey-headed site puppy



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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Startled flickering hissy fit



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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly blue pervert library



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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: amethyst trust fund



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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Avocado Cruise Ship



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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Green Center Idiot

should've gone for "mentally deranged turd-hued man". DAT rhythm and cadence is all-important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2#30478646)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: razzle lettuce



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Date: May 14th, 2016 6:26 PM
Author: Stirring maroon preventive strike round eye

Not flame, I always assumed TT was a dorky sandals and cargo shorts wearing guy. It's not a huge stretch for an Indian lawyer dude, but still laughed when I read the first paragraph and realized others think the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3223541&forum_id=2#30479581)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 4:03 AM
Author: Lavender misanthropic school cafeteria faggot firefighter



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Date: May 15th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: pontificating roast beef fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 15th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: trip hominid

178, you only left out the lady boy

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Date: May 15th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: ruby property

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Date: May 15th, 2016 5:38 PM
Author: lascivious stain candlestick maker



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Date: May 16th, 2016 4:37 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus giraffe



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Date: May 16th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Maniacal Hall



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: big tattoo keepsake machete



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 11:11 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2016 4:02 AM
Author: Lavender misanthropic school cafeteria faggot firefighter



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Date: June 30th, 2016 4:14 AM
Author: cerebral twinkling volcanic crater sex offender



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Date: July 10th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy Azure Brunch



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Geriatric Beta Hell



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Garnet Bawdyhouse



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Date: September 25th, 2016 3:24 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: big tattoo keepsake machete



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Date: October 22nd, 2016 8:07 PM
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Date: November 6th, 2016 2:53 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2018 6:24 AM
Author: Slap-happy Azure Brunch



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Date: May 30th, 2018 6:07 AM
Author: fragrant tripping codepig

180 "or else the thoughts will come"

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Date: May 30th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Sable Tanning Salon

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Date: May 30th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Turquoise Meetinghouse



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:54 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:05 AM
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Date: January 1st, 2019 4:26 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2019 11:35 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2019 11:54 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2019 12:07 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2020 2:17 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2020 2:47 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2020 2:48 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2020 2:48 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: elite iridescent theatre

I, too, am a fan of TT

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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:50 AM
Author: Appetizing coldplay fan idea he suggested



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 2:31 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:12 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: chest-beating excitant den

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Date: April 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: fragrant tripping codepig

always 180

But he will once again cure it all with a delicious juice before telling off those fucking white faggot bitches on the internet.

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Date: October 4th, 2023 3:14 AM
Author: Angry spectacular gaping

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Date: December 19th, 2023 8:35 AM
Author: chest-beating excitant den

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