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'Evan'/Mort (visibly blushing): "Oh, err... Thanks Cha---I mean Chris. Tell 'em I'll be there in a sec. The conference room on 40?"
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Reisman, Chandler, and Coon! Evan:
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evan39 (to Chad): You're so beautiful-- Chad: Evan, we've been through this-- Evan39: --I know, I know, but I can't help how I feel-- Chad: --I'm just not interested-- Evan39: --I know, I know, but maybe if you got to know me-- Chad: --I don't think so, Evan-- Evan39: --Please, Chad, just give me a chance-- Chad: --No, Evan, I'm sorry-- Evan39: --How dare you.
...
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And it's not like you're even that good at writing. Evan39:
What do you mean? I'm a great writer! ATTORNEY:
No, you're not. You're just a hack. Evan39: What about my parody article? Didn't I make you click? Didn't you click, chad? *EVAN LOOKS AT CHAD IMPLORINGLY* Chad:
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HDY. |
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Evan39: My name is Evan39!
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