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Friend is infertile. Wants me to impregnate his wife. Need advice.
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Date: June 9th, 2016 1:56 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Best friend since 6th grade, was recently married. They have been bugging me to go out in their boat with them for months. I finally went yesterday, nice day on the water, we have a few beers and he says they've been trying for months to get pregnant, found out it wasnt going to be possible for him. He said they could pay $10,000 and basically have some random stranger father the kid or "you could just do it the old fashioned way"
I could tell it was awkward for them, and she was crying. I didnt commit either way. I figure this is basically what people did for almost all of human history. We didn't get into the logistics of it other than I'd have to sign away parental rights for a nominal fee so there is consideration?
I don't think i could be friends with him after.
Thoughts?
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Date: June 10th, 2016 2:40 AM Author: soul-stirring chest-beating national juggernaut lol at this ludicrous bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30666258) |
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Date: June 10th, 2016 10:38 AM Author: at-the-ready round eye I say go for it, but get a vasectomy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30667127) |
Date: June 9th, 2016 1:57 PM Author: snowy swashbuckling tank ttiwwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661223) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 1:58 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Not posting pics but its nothing special (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661227) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 1:58 PM Author: Underhanded Deer Antler How did wife look in bikini? Would cucky hubby watch the impregnation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661224) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:01 PM Author: crystalline nursing home There was nothing salacious about it and i don't think it is something either of them want but what is the alternative. He did mention setting up ground rules (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661241) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: milky abode "He did mention setting up ground rules"
Sounds kinda salacious to me.
- No kissing in the mouth - Have to warn before you cum - have to hold camera during insertion - Husband won't get involved, unless you're okay with "Hand stuff" |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:10 PM Author: snowy swashbuckling tank bbbut what about "tongue stuff" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661333) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Wouldn't do it with him around at all and doubt he'd want that. Probably no kissing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661340) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: milky abode "probably no kissing"
. . .but you haven't ruled it out, right? |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:22 PM Author: Underhanded Deer Antler So you won't even kiss him as a thank you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661425) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: milky abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661462) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:36 PM Author: crystalline nursing home what the hell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661526) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Black arousing dilemma immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661345) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 1:58 PM Author: umber charismatic state This has potential. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661225) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 3:32 PM Author: Flesh trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661897) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 6:52 PM Author: disrespectful scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30663598) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 11:25 PM Author: comical box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30665348) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 1:58 PM Author: naked maroon step-uncle's house nowag (treeman tp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661226) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 1:58 PM Author: 180 bipolar coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661228) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Average 27 year old. Not fat at least (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661255) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 1:59 PM Author: Garnet roast beef lettuce ill bite, do they want you to cum in a cup or fuck his wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661234) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:01 PM Author: crystalline nursing home To fuck because it is "natural" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661248) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:21 PM Author: Puce digit ratio to fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662938) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:32 PM Author: crystalline nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30663036) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: light twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661253) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:05 PM Author: federal carnelian hairy legs center Let do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661289) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: crystalline nursing home I'd have to save up my loads for the 3-4 day "window" each month and it could take months to take. And would I feel some weird desire to connect with "my" kid later? Also they want to have 2 or 3 kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661306) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: snowy swashbuckling tank are u attracted to her? loads should not be a prolbme
if she is ugly, then OUT |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:36 PM Author: crystalline nursing home she looks ok in yoga pants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661528) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 3:14 PM Author: federal carnelian hairy legs center Maybe get a genetic screen done before you do anything so there isn't any insane ass diseases lurking in your genetic matter
Then I would just slide and let do and then for the second or third kid let do again
As to the "desire to have a relationship with the kid" or whatever I am sure millions of black dudes in the US struggle with the burden of that estrangement from their offspring on a daily basis, yet some how they are able to soldier onwards |
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Date: June 10th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: know-it-all aqua jew internal respiration no you don't. just don't jerk it for like two days before it's go time. I think your jizz gets old and dumb if it sits in your balls for too long anyways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30667650) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Lilac titillating spot stain This sounds like a no brainer to me.
Depending on your state, it may be that you cannot be liable for child support after a certain period of time passes. |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:22 PM Author: Underhanded Deer Antler Do they want a sample fuck session first to see if your genes are worth passing on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661422) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: milky abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661463) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:51 PM Author: sooty unhinged brethren newt *Your future wife definitely about to figure out whether Chad would be a good match after 15th sample* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661629) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:51 PM Author: milky abode ouch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661630) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:29 PM Author: Garnet roast beef lettuce if the kids a girl, don't tell her you're the real father until she's 18 and then BAM! GSA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661475) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:36 PM Author: crystalline nursing home what is GSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661534) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:52 PM Author: umber charismatic state Genetic sexual attraction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661638) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:53 PM Author: Cracking Blathering Piazza Nibblets genetic sexual attraction. almost all girls want to fuck their genetic fathers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661645) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Sick. Any videos of this phenomenon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661803) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 3:21 PM Author: milky abode fucking revolting...is probably what I'd say if I saw the video.
Any links so I can know for sure? |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:55 PM Author: naked maroon step-uncle's house nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662682) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: supple school cafeteria be sure to tell him that if he eats the creampie, the chances of pregnancy go way down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30661827) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 3:30 PM Author: Carmine station love of her life What's his name?
No seriously what's his name, I'll hook his wife up |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 3:36 PM Author: Dashing feces finish on her face oops, sorry, that's my usual mo guess we'll have to try again |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:06 PM Author: milky abode I would suggest a few "practice rounds" before the big show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662212) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 3:51 PM Author: bateful insecure main people theatre What was Tree Man like as kid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662076) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 3:59 PM Author: Fragrant market flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662130) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:03 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662168) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:02 PM Author: fighting yapping keepsake machete Tough question, brings up a lot of moral and legal questions. If you really think about it, though, the only credited response is to crush pussy with reckless abandon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662164) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:03 PM Author: crystalline nursing home I think you're right. Eskimos did this too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662174) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:05 PM Author: fighting yapping keepsake machete Yea man, and Eskimos are pretty 180. All they do is kill whales and fuck each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662205) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:03 PM Author: elite point friendly grandma flame
also, don't do this under any circumstances |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:07 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Does this leave me on the hook legally at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662217) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:05 PM Author: slap-happy misunderstood area why cant you cum in a cup and they use a turkey baster to get the job "finished" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662202) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:07 PM Author: crystalline nursing home She says the hormones released during intercourse make for a healthier implantation and artificial has higher rates of defects etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662214) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:08 PM Author: slap-happy misunderstood area what if the husband fucks her and then you turkey base like 5 minutes after (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662225) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:11 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Would this work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662255) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:17 PM Author: Purple Hairraiser Organic Girlfriend Yeah, of course bro. Probably gonna want something with a smaller diameter than a turkey baster though. Maybe a transfer pipette. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662316) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Just called and asked if they thought about this and evidently the pre cum from him would cause her immune system to attack other semen and prevent implantation. The body has this crap all figured out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662371) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:14 PM Author: bateful insecure main people theatre rubber (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662871) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:34 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Hormones come from the pre cum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30663047) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 4:15 PM Author: Purple Hairraiser Organic Girlfriend If he's a good bro, go for it. Just make sure you're not gonna be exposed to any fallout if their marriage goes south before the kid is born. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662291) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:00 PM Author: magenta exhilarant office toilet seat *pays child support for 18 years* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662737) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Contract sounds ironclad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662832) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: magenta exhilarant office toilet seat Well, to be safe, you better set up several creampie appointments over the month to ensure that your swimmers take hold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662909) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:03 PM Author: spectacular lime headpube house I fell for this rouse once and it was a completely disgusting miserable experience cumming in a vagina.
Friend to friend: make sure you keep an eye on her the next fews days after coitus because mine apparently duped me on this whole process because she managed to sneak in a plan b pill |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:04 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Crazy! What a scam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662780) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Contagious Coldplay Fan Hell I *actually* did this 4 years ago. I had a lawyer review the contract, even. It was for a FRIEND OF A FRIEND. That probably helped. The sex was absolutely frigid and I couldn't cum, finally she calmed the fuck down and I got her to talk dirty which helped me.
I never spoke to them again, never want to. |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: crystalline nursing home Yeah i could never see them again after I'm sure. Would be really weird. He's blue collar and ex military and she has HER MASTERS so he doesn't have any other educated friends (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662928) |
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Date: June 10th, 2016 2:24 AM Author: Dashing feces does the baby know his father is a pussy and even worse a quotemo? |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:22 PM Author: Metal disgusting dragon This is very well executed flame. I applaud u, op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662941) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:24 PM Author: crystalline nursing home This is 100% not flame and probably happens more often than we'd think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662963) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: crystalline nursing home He is the one unable not her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30662992) |
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Date: June 9th, 2016 11:26 PM Author: canary azn you'll be on the hook for child support. you know that right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30665353) |
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Date: June 10th, 2016 2:12 AM Author: crystalline nursing home Gonna sign it away first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30666183) |
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Date: June 10th, 2016 12:07 PM Author: canary azn good luck enforcing that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30667673) |
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Date: June 10th, 2016 10:28 AM Author: Sinister passionate tattoo flame. nearly every male infertility issue can be fixed. for women, most cannot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248734&forum_id=2#30667073) |
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