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Wow that thread title that is fucking meta
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To be fair, "As per our prior communication (see sup...
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you're trying too hard
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To be fair, If you don't find this entirely believable, y...
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comma between D.C. and area
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To be fair, Thank, my apologies for the nit. Will fix im...
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I think the paran defining the term "dinner" shoul...
cerebral dopamine
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To be fair, Thanks for the comment, I did consider that a...
bespoke wonderful dog poop new version
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The "(a)" should follow "purposes." Othe...
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this one in particular is too real.
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That's a good catch re: travel costs. Can you review our pr...
burgundy newt
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Ugh when I see someone use "as per" I might as wel...
poppy tattoo
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Sounds like an as per grrrrs moment.
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To be fair, Thanks quotemo. Any more life advice?
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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:33 AM
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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded property stain



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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: sooty pisswyrm

i've never seen my life so neatly encapsulated

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: burgundy newt



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Aromatic puppy



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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Domesticated Weed Whacker

180

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling hyperventilating mad cow disease travel guidebook

lmao

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: grizzly parlour

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Carmine Dashing Clown Doctorate

Wow that thread title that is fucking meta

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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:34 AM
Author: burgundy newt



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Aromatic puppy



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: misunderstood harsh ceo rehab



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: emerald gay wizard kitchen



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Drab Cumskin



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: histrionic disrespectful philosopher-king

too close to home

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Date: February 16th, 2021 4:59 PM
Author: histrionic disrespectful philosopher-king



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Glittery stage



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: Vermilion Filthpig



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: misunderstood harsh ceo rehab

"Where would you like to go for dinner? We can choose:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese."

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: bespoke wonderful dog poop new version

To be fair,

"As per our prior communication (see supra in the present exchange), you have indicated that you are amenable to attending a dinner with me this evening, June the Twenty-Eighth (28), Two Thousand and Sixteen (2016), at a mutually agreeable location to be selected from the pool of Reasonable Options (again, see supra for previous definition of this defined term) that are available within the official boundaries of the incorporated Washington, D.C. area (hereinafter, the "Dinner"). You have also agreed that the Dinner shall transpire at 7:30 PM EST.

To facilitate finalization of the terms of this agreement, I would propose one (1) of the following options for cuisine choices in relation to the Dinner:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese.

I note that we also still need to discuss the division of anticipated costs that will be foreseeably associated with the Dinner (not inclusive of individual travel costs to-and-from the location of the Dinner, which I believe we have already agreed shall be bourne by each party, respectively).

Please respond to this message by no later than 4:30 PM EST to allow sufficient time for finalization and travel arrangements. Thanks much in advance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809175)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: tripping old irish cottage

Would read again

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: lascivious partner trump supporter

you're trying too hard

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: bespoke wonderful dog poop new version

To be fair,

If you don't find this entirely believable, you've never worked in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809196)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:56 PM
Author: iridescent hall

comma between D.C. and area

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: bespoke wonderful dog poop new version

To be fair,

Thank, my apologies for the nit. Will fix immediately.

EDIT: Sorry, it looks like you're still in the document. Can you let me know when you have closed out of the system version?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809210)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: burgundy newt



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: vibrant brass locus

cr

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: bespoke wonderful dog poop new version

To be fair,

I would say "guess you've never worked in Biglaw," but I think we already knew that didn't we?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810483)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: cerebral dopamine

I think the paran defining the term "dinner" should come after the word "dinner" - otherwise it looks like you are defining the washington DC area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809220)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: bespoke wonderful dog poop new version

To be fair,

Thanks for the comment, I did consider that and I agree that it's a more superficially elegant structure, but I generally prefer to include the definitional paran after all elements of the definition have been laid out, just to avoid any confusion about whether the defined term is fully inclusive thereof. You wouldn't believe the sort of "confusion" I have run into on this point in the past from prior dates who are trying to wiggle out of agreed-upon terms on the back end...

Also, I realize that it's a bit premature to expect a definitive answer to this (so I won't hold you to your preliminary response), but purely for my own planning purposes, at this point based on our interactions do you anticipate (a) a second Date (see foregoing definition) transpiring, and, if so, (b) what is your availability like this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809247)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Drab Cumskin

The "(a)" should follow "purposes." Otherwise, it's as if you're asking "do you anticipate what is your availability like this weekend," a rather ESL phrasing unbecoming of a balding biglawyer such as yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809292)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: bespoke wonderful dog poop new version

To be fair,

You are absolutely correct, apologies again. Emailing from my phone while doing 85 on highway praying for mercifu death, please excuse typoes and apologies for the oversi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809330)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:01 PM
Author: cerebral dopamine

to be fair,

did this memo go out? why was I not copied? You need to keep me in the loop.

Best,

Edmund Van Dongle III

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30819418)



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Trip Frozen National Double Fault



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: boyish yarmulke

this one in particular is too real.

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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Glittery stage

I believe we are in daylight time, please revise and recirculate. thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809271)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: burgundy newt

That's a good catch re: travel costs. Can you review our prior correspondence to see if we've addressed this issue explicitly? Please also review our precedents generally to see what our general practice is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809311)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: poppy tattoo

Ugh when I see someone use "as per" I might as well be hearing nails on a chalk board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809574)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Carmine Dashing Clown Doctorate

Sounds like an as per grrrrs moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810093)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: sooty pisswyrm



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:18 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Heady goyim



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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Twinkling Corner Private Investor

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Date: February 16th, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: brilliant space legend



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Scarlet motley masturbator whorehouse

shut the fuck up you try hard past your prime faggot

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: bespoke wonderful dog poop new version

To be fair,

Thanks quotemo. Any more life advice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810480)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Heady goyim



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:28 AM
Author: Ruby laughsome set haunted graveyard

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle red state



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Galvanic silver preventive strike



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Carmine Dashing Clown Doctorate



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: gold big mad-dog skullcap piazza

33 y/o biglaw burnout with 400k savings, trying, but failing to not fuck 2 fat-bottomed tindersluts tomrrw

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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: cerebral dopamine

May the lord be with you

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Date: February 16th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: histrionic disrespectful philosopher-king



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:21 AM
Author: cerebral dopamine



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Carmine Dashing Clown Doctorate



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: cerebral dopamine



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Date: July 8th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: cerebral dopamine



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:32 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: burgundy newt



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Author: Odious Sweet Tailpipe



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