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Just read Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis. Had no idea she was so dumb

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More cogent than expected
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I like these.
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Lol yeah it's pretty sad
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i guess they didn't have spellcheck in those days
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xo Hitchens on that thesis "I direct your attention ...
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Wish this bro was still alive to pwn hilldog
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more hitchens HH: Yup. Now Christopher Hitchens, letís t...
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CH: But on the other hand, okay, you get to write about your...
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what was Michelle O's Lsat score ?
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embarrassed to the bone swollen hissy fit locus
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Eh, becomes progressively less fair
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Hitchens is 180
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Lol
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analysis of one of the few pieces of writing we are sure was...
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Lol, so just grammar mistakes and otherwise grasping at styl...
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(4th grader)
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I knew multiple people with feeder clerkships who wrote like...
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Some pretty bad mistakes for a Harvard Law Review editor and...
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wait, so who wrote his memoirs for him?
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david goldman argues otherwise: http://www.atimes.com/atimes...
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now imagine that you're a dumb minority at princeton and you...
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She should have paid you to write her thesis.
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I read it years ago. It's shocking and horrible. Just shows ...
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Hi Michelle, we still think you're retarded.
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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: cream laser beams stage



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Date: June 10th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: carnelian base dog poop

was the shit you wrote in college all flawless prose and tight arguments you stand by today? because most of the shit I handed in was half-assed in a manic state over the day or two before it was due. LJL if anyone got ahold of my college papers and tried to use them to gauge my intelligence

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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone swollen hissy fit locus



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: cream laser beams stage

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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: spectacular drab brunch partner

Lmao

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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone swollen hissy fit locus



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Drunken know-it-all striped hyena cruise ship

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968825)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: turquoise senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968828)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Bateful alcoholic quadroon

More cogent than expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968894)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: cream laser beams stage

I like these.

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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Razzle cobalt death wish



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Date: August 25th, 2016 7:55 AM
Author: indecent codepig



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Date: October 13th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: cream laser beams stage



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Date: March 4th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed step-uncle's house

APE!

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Date: July 23rd, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: cream laser beams stage



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Date: December 13th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Floppy hell



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Floppy hell



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Date: October 16th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: adventurous hall background story



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Date: May 21st, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: boyish copper son of senegal regret

lol

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Date: June 10th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: cream laser beams stage



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Impressive field selfie



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Haunting wine ceo

Lol yeah it's pretty sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968736)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: fishy disgusting meetinghouse multi-billionaire

i guess they didn't have spellcheck in those days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968751)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: diverse center becky

xo Hitchens on that thesis

"I direct your attention to Mrs. Obama's 1985 thesis at Princeton University. Its title (rather limited in scope, given the author and the campus) is "Princeton-Educated Blacks and the Black Community." To describe it as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be "read" at all, in the strict sense of the verb. This is because it wasn't written in any known language. Anyway, at quite an early stage in the text, Michelle Obama announces that she's much influenced by the definition of black "separationism" offered by Stokely Carmichael and Charles Hamilton in their 1967 screed Black Power: The Politics of Liberation in America. I remember poor Stokely Carmichael quite well. After a hideous series of political and personal fiascos, he fled to Africa, renamed himself Kwame Toure after two of West Africa's most repellently failed dictators, and then came briefly back to the United States before electing to die in exile. I last saw him as the warm-up speaker for Louis Farrakhan in Madison Square Garden in 1985, on the evening when Farrakhan made himself famous by warning Jews, "You can't say 'Never Again' to God, because when he puts you in the ovens, you're there forever."I have the distinct feeling that the Obama campaign can't go on much longer without an answer to the question: "Are we getting two for one?" And don't be giving me any grief about asking this. Black Americans used to think that the Clinton twosome was their best friend, too. This time we should find out before it's too late to ask."

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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Bateful alcoholic quadroon

Wish this bro was still alive to pwn hilldog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968907)



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Date: June 19th, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: talented coldplay fan



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: diverse center becky

more hitchens

HH: Yup. Now Christopher Hitchens, letís turn to the Obamas. First of all, brilliant piece in Slate on having read Michelle Obamaís undergraduate thesis. Now itís not really fair, because I would shudder if anyone went over to Widener and pulled out my undergraduate thesis. But nevertheless, it was impenetrable. It was gibberish.

CH: Well, yes. I mean, of course, none of us terribly want our undergraduate journalism, or even in my case, graduate journalism, be revisited. But hereís the thing. The first thing is the subject. She is a black woman at Princeton. And the subject of, the dissertation of the thesis is what itís like being black at Princeton. I would submit to any fair-minded person thatís a slightly narrow choice of subject.

HH: Very.

CH: I mean, you canít really claim youíre being educated if the subject of your thesis is what itís like being me at this college.

HH: Agreed.

CH: So that, I find partly laughable, and Iíd have to add slightly sinister.

HH: Now let me ask you about herÖ

CH: But on the other hand, okay, you get to write about yourself and your own predicament. Well in that case, youíre writing about something you know. So you should be able to be fluent, witty, self-deprecating, insightful, amusing, personal. Not a bit of it. Itís a trudge. Itís a hateful, lugubrious, boring, resentment-filled screed written in some very bad form of sociologies. The only think you can definitely tell from the attempt to read it, because I maintain it cannot actually be read, itís a degradation of the act of reading, is that she favors, or views with favor, black separatism, or as she calls it, separationism.

HH: Have you listened to either of her most recent stump speech of the Friday and the Friday night before that?

CH: I havenít had that privilege.

HH: Iím going to play for you just one little clip as wellÖI played it for John McCain earlier today, and Iíll also give you John McCainís response to it. It takes about two minutes, but I think youíll find it interesting. Hereís Michelle Obama and John McCain responding to Michelle Obama.

MO: what did Barack do? He became a community organizer, working in some of the toughest neighborhoods on the South side of Chicago, worked for years in neighborhoods where people had a reason to give up hope, because their jobs had been lost, steel mills shut down, living in brown fields left by those closed steel plants, unsafe streets, schools deteriorating, grandparents raising grandkids. Barack spent years working with Churches, busing single mothers down to City Hall to help them find their voice, building the kind of operations on the ground just like heís doing in this race, block by block, person by person. And you tell me whether thereís anybody in this race who can claim to have made the same choice with their lives. You tell me, but I think that Barack Obama is the only person that can claim that kind of choice. So trust me, weíve seen it all. Barack has seen it all.

HH: Senator McCain?

JM: Well, I respect anyoneís service to their community and their country. And obviously, I admire and respect that. But the fact is that a number of people in this country, including those who sought the presidency, and in my own record, will speak for itself. And people will judge me by my experience and service and knowledge and background, and they will judge Senator Obama, if heís the nominee of his party. I think they will judge Senator Clinton. But I would match my record with anyoneís, obviously, but I donít claim that my record of service is superior to anyoneís. Iím just proud of my own service, and there are many ways of serving, and Iíll continue to seek the opportunity to serve a little while longer. So all I can say is I respect anyoneís service to their community and their nation, and I will let my credentials and my knowledge and background and judgment, but most importantly, Hugh, my plan of action to bring about meaningful change, and not just talk about it, and my record of working across the aisle in order to get things done, which Senator Obama claims, but actually, to my view, is a very, very thin record.

HH: Christopher Hitchens, itís an extraordinary claim by Michelle Obama that Barack Obamaís experience is the most unusual, and that heís seen everything. And I thought John McCainís response was rather understated, but it doesnít need to be anything else. What do you think?

CH: No, both of those statements are an embarrassment to anyone who cares or thinks about politics. I mean, they have in common two things Ė windy, in the case of McCain, as with many of his statements, incredibly long-winded, rather querulous combined with a slight geniality in a sort of senile whistle, and unable to wrap it up, and just stop, and stop saying it all over again. Obama, not unlike her thesis, constant statements of the blindingly obvious, there is no one else in the race who has been a community organizer on the south side of Chicago. Thatís the most she was able to say.

HH: I think she was makingÖ

CH: Itís unbelievably trite.

HH: I believe it was a claim of unmatched virtue for having been a community organizer.

CH: Thereís a bit of that. Thereís certainly aggrandizing. Itís making the most of what youíve got. But what all she can really say is name me anyone else who has done all this. By the way, I donít, I didnít think the south side of Chicago was all that famous for its steel mills.

HH: Neither did I. That came in yesterday, by the way, that thereís a very couple of eyebrows arched over that. Hereís another cut from Michelle Obama, cut number 16.

MO: And Barack Obama is one of those guys raised by a single parent, teenage mother. His mother was a young, 18 year old white woman raising a black kid in the 60ís. Now you tell me whether that sounds like, you imagine the life that she was living, and you tell me whether there was silver spoons. You tell me whether there is the creation of an elitist from that kind of upbringing. Well see, his mother had a lot of nerve on her own, right? She thought that she could be something special, even though she grew up in a little town in Kansas.

HH: Christopher Hitchens?

CH: Well now, this is why Iím sure that Iím right, that the Reverend Jeremiah, the disaster pastor, is her idea, because you can tell from that tone of voice, taking it again, an incredibly long time to say, in a very high and hysterical register, something thatís actually a fairly modest claim, who she has penis envy for. And itís this big mouth demagogue whoís overcompensating for the fact that heís a light-skinned black person in a white church, and feels that rather than preemptively, rather than be accused of not being down with the brothers, heíll really show off as if he was Stokely Carmichael. Itís pathetic, isnít it?

HH: Well, I need you to stick around, because Iíve got to follow up on that. Iím absorbing that, and thereís a lot more to talk about, because Michelle Obama has set the table. Last nightís events are merely a sideshow to the drama thatís going to unfold in the next six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968845)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Drunken know-it-all striped hyena cruise ship

CH: But on the other hand, okay, you get to write about yourself and your own predicament. Well in that case, youíre writing about something you know. So you should be able to be fluent, witty, self-deprecating, insightful, amusing, personal. Not a bit of it. Itís a trudge. Itís a hateful, lugubrious, boring, resentment-filled screed written in some very bad form of sociologies. The only think you can definitely tell from the attempt to read it, because I maintain it cannot actually be read, itís a degradation of the act of reading, is that she favors, or views with favor, black separatism, or as she calls it, separationism.

LMAO what was his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968861)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed tanning salon brethren

what was Michelle O's Lsat score ?

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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Buff zippy trump supporter

waiver

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Date: July 19th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone swollen hissy fit locus



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Haunting wine ceo

Eh, becomes progressively less fair

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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Bateful alcoholic quadroon

Hitchens is 180

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Date: August 25th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Doobsian Learning Disabled Prole
Subject: Lol

CH: Well now, this is why Iím sure that Iím right, that the Reverend Jeremiah, the disaster pastor, is her idea, because you can tell from that tone of voice, taking it again, an incredibly long time to say, in a very high and hysterical register, something thatís actually a fairly modest claim, who she has penis envy for. And itís this big mouth demagogue whoís overcompensating for the fact that heís a light-skinned black person in a white church, and feels that rather than preemptively, rather than be accused of not being down with the brothers, heíll really show off as if he was Stokely Carmichael. Itís pathetic, isnít it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31268786)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: diverse center becky

analysis of one of the few pieces of writing we are sure was Barack's.

ugust 29, 2011

Early Obama Letter Confirms Inability to Write

By Jack Cashill

On November 16, 1990, Barack Obama, then president of the Harvard Law Review, published a letter in the Harvard Law Record, an independent Harvard Law School newspaper, championing affirmative action.

Although a paragraph from this letter was excerpted in David Remnick's biography of Obama, The Bridge, I had not seen the letter in its entirety before this week. Not surprisingly, it confirms everything I know about Barack Obama, the writer and thinker.

Obama was prompted to write by an earlier letter from a Mr. Jim Chen that criticized Harvard Law Review's affirmative action policies. Specifically, Chen had argued that affirmative action stigmatized its presumed beneficiaries.

The response is classic Obama: patronizing, dishonest, syntactically muddled, and grammatically challenged. In the very first sentence Obama leads with his signature failing, one on full display in his earlier published work: his inability to make subject and predicate agree.

"Since the merits of the Law Review's selection policy has been the subject of commentary for the last three issues," wrote Obama, "I'd like to take the time to clarify exactly how our selection process works."

If Obama were as smart as a fifth-grader, he would know, of course, that "merits ... have." Were there such a thing as a literary Darwin Award, Obama could have won it on this on one sentence alone. He had vindicated Chen in his first ten words.

Although the letter is fewer than a thousand words long, Obama repeats the subject-predicate error at least two more times. In one sentence, he seemingly cannot make up his mind as to which verb option is correct so he tries both: "Approximately half of this first batch is chosen ... the other half are selected ... "

Another distinctive Obama flaw is to allow a string of words to float in space. Please note the unanchored phrase in italics at the end of this sentence:

"No editors on the Review will ever know whether any given editor was selected on the basis of grades, writing competition, or affirmative action, and no editors who were selected with affirmative action in mind." Huh?

The next lengthy sentence highlights a few superficial style flaws and a much deeper flaw in Obama's political philosophy.

I would therefore agree with the suggestion that in the future, our concern in this area is most appropriately directed at any employer who would even insinuate that someone with Mr. Chen's extraordinary record of academic success might be somehow unqualified for work in a corporate law firm, or that such success might be somehow undeserved.

Obama would finish his acclaimed memoir, Dreams from My Father, about four years later. Prior to Dreams, and for the nine years following, everything Obama wrote was, like the above sentence, an uninspired assemblage of words with a nearly random application of commas and tenses.

Unaided, Obama tends to the awkward, passive, and verbose. The phrase "our concern in this area is most appropriately directed at any employer" would more profitably read, "we should focus on the employer." "Concern" is simply the wrong word.

Scarier than Obama's style, however, is his thinking. A neophyte race-hustler after his three years in Chicago, Obama is keen to browbeat those who would "even insinuate" that affirmative action rewards the undeserving, results in inappropriate job placements, or stigmatizes its presumed beneficiaries.

In the case of Michelle Obama, affirmative action did all three. The partners at Sidley Austin learned this the hard way. In 1988, they hired her out of Harvard Law under the impression that the degree meant something. It did not. By 1991, Michelle was working in the public sector as an assistant to the mayor. By 1993, she had given up her law license.

Had the partners investigated Michelle's background, they would have foreseen the disaster to come. Sympathetic biographer Liza Mundy writes, "Michelle frequently deplores the modern reliance on test scores, describing herself as a person who did not test well."

She did not write well, either. Mundy charitably describes her senior thesis at Princeton as "dense and turgid." The less charitable Christopher Hitchens observes, "To describe [the thesis] as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be 'read' at all, in the strict sense of the verb. This is because it wasn't written in any known language."

Michelle had to have been as anxious at Harvard Law as Bart Simpson was at Genius School. Almost assuredly, the gap between her writing and that of her highly talented colleagues marked her as an affirmative action admission, and the profs finessed her through.

In a similar vein, Barack Obama was named an editor of the Harvard Law Review. Although his description of the Law Review's selection process defies easy comprehension, apparently, after the best candidates are chosen, there remains "a pool of qualified candidates whose grades or writing competition scores do not significantly differ." These sound like the kids at Lake Woebegone, all above average. Out of this pool, Obama continues, "the Selection Committee may take race or physical handicap into account."

To his credit, Obama concedes that he "may have benefited from the Law Review's affirmative action policy." This did not strike him as unusual as he "undoubtedly benefited from affirmative action programs during my academic career."

On the basis of his being elected president of Law Review -- a popularity contest -- Obama was awarded a six-figure contract to write a book. To this point, he had not shown a hint of promise as a writer, but Simon & Schuster, like Sidley Austin, took the Harvard credential seriously. It should not have. For three years Obama floundered as badly as Michelle had at Sidley Austin. Simon & Schuster finally pulled the contract.

Then Obama found his muse -- right in the neighborhood, as it turns out! And promptly, without further ado, the awkward, passive, ungrammatical Obama, a man who had not written one inspired sentence in his whole life, published what Time Magazine called "the best-written memoir ever produced by an American politician."

To question the nature of that production, I have learned, is to risk the abuse promised to Mr. Chen's theoretical employer. After all, who would challenge Obama's obvious talent -- or that of any affirmative action beneficiary -- but those blinded by what Obama calls "deep-rooted ignorance and bias"?

What else could it be?

On November 16, 1990, Barack Obama, then president of the Harvard Law Review, published a letter in the Harvard Law Record, an independent Harvard Law School newspaper, championing affirmative action.

Although a paragraph from this letter was excerpted in David Remnick's biography of Obama, The Bridge, I had not seen the letter in its entirety before this week. Not surprisingly, it confirms everything I know about Barack Obama, the writer and thinker.

Obama was prompted to write by an earlier letter from a Mr. Jim Chen that criticized Harvard Law Review's affirmative action policies. Specifically, Chen had argued that affirmative action stigmatized its presumed beneficiaries.

The response is classic Obama: patronizing, dishonest, syntactically muddled, and grammatically challenged. In the very first sentence Obama leads with his signature failing, one on full display in his earlier published work: his inability to make subject and predicate agree.

"Since the merits of the Law Review's selection policy has been the subject of commentary for the last three issues," wrote Obama, "I'd like to take the time to clarify exactly how our selection process works."

If Obama were as smart as a fifth-grader, he would know, of course, that "merits ... have." Were there such a thing as a literary Darwin Award, Obama could have won it on this on one sentence alone. He had vindicated Chen in his first ten words.

Although the letter is fewer than a thousand words long, Obama repeats the subject-predicate error at least two more times. In one sentence, he seemingly cannot make up his mind as to which verb option is correct so he tries both: "Approximately half of this first batch is chosen ... the other half are selected ... "

Another distinctive Obama flaw is to allow a string of words to float in space. Please note the unanchored phrase in italics at the end of this sentence:

"No editors on the Review will ever know whether any given editor was selected on the basis of grades, writing competition, or affirmative action, and no editors who were selected with affirmative action in mind." Huh?

The next lengthy sentence highlights a few superficial style flaws and a much deeper flaw in Obama's political philosophy.

I would therefore agree with the suggestion that in the future, our concern in this area is most appropriately directed at any employer who would even insinuate that someone with Mr. Chen's extraordinary record of academic success might be somehow unqualified for work in a corporate law firm, or that such success might be somehow undeserved.

Obama would finish his acclaimed memoir, Dreams from My Father, about four years later. Prior to Dreams, and for the nine years following, everything Obama wrote was, like the above sentence, an uninspired assemblage of words with a nearly random application of commas and tenses.

Unaided, Obama tends to the awkward, passive, and verbose. The phrase "our concern in this area is most appropriately directed at any employer" would more profitably read, "we should focus on the employer." "Concern" is simply the wrong word.

Scarier than Obama's style, however, is his thinking. A neophyte race-hustler after his three years in Chicago, Obama is keen to browbeat those who would "even insinuate" that affirmative action rewards the undeserving, results in inappropriate job placements, or stigmatizes its presumed beneficiaries.

In the case of Michelle Obama, affirmative action did all three. The partners at Sidley Austin learned this the hard way. In 1988, they hired her out of Harvard Law under the impression that the degree meant something. It did not. By 1991, Michelle was working in the public sector as an assistant to the mayor. By 1993, she had given up her law license.

Had the partners investigated Michelle's background, they would have foreseen the disaster to come. Sympathetic biographer Liza Mundy writes, "Michelle frequently deplores the modern reliance on test scores, describing herself as a person who did not test well."

She did not write well, either. Mundy charitably describes her senior thesis at Princeton as "dense and turgid." The less charitable Christopher Hitchens observes, "To describe [the thesis] as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be 'read' at all, in the strict sense of the verb. This is because it wasn't written in any known language."

Michelle had to have been as anxious at Harvard Law as Bart Simpson was at Genius School. Almost assuredly, the gap between her writing and that of her highly talented colleagues marked her as an affirmative action admission, and the profs finessed her through.

In a similar vein, Barack Obama was named an editor of the Harvard Law Review. Although his description of the Law Review's selection process defies easy comprehension, apparently, after the best candidates are chosen, there remains "a pool of qualified candidates whose grades or writing competition scores do not significantly differ." These sound like the kids at Lake Woebegone, all above average. Out of this pool, Obama continues, "the Selection Committee may take race or physical handicap into account."

To his credit, Obama concedes that he "may have benefited from the Law Review's affirmative action policy." This did not strike him as unusual as he "undoubtedly benefited from affirmative action programs during my academic career."

On the basis of his being elected president of Law Review -- a popularity contest -- Obama was awarded a six-figure contract to write a book. To this point, he had not shown a hint of promise as a writer, but Simon & Schuster, like Sidley Austin, took the Harvard credential seriously. It should not have. For three years Obama floundered as badly as Michelle had at Sidley Austin. Simon & Schuster finally pulled the contract.

Then Obama found his muse -- right in the neighborhood, as it turns out! And promptly, without further ado, the awkward, passive, ungrammatical Obama, a man who had not written one inspired sentence in his whole life, published what Time Magazine called "the best-written memoir ever produced by an American politician."

To question the nature of that production, I have learned, is to risk the abuse promised to Mr. Chen's theoretical employer. After all, who would challenge Obama's obvious talent -- or that of any affirmative action beneficiary -- but those blinded by what Obama calls "deep-rooted ignorance and bias"?

What else could it be?

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/08/early_obama_letter_confirms_inability_to_write.html#ixzz4ErpW52cS



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968891)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:10 AM
Author: Haunting wine ceo

Lol, so just grammar mistakes and otherwise grasping at stylistic choices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30968917)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:24 AM
Author: Bateful alcoholic quadroon

(4th grader)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30969006)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Histrionic theatre

I knew multiple people with feeder clerkships who wrote like shit and would make far more egregious mistakes than these. Still unmistakably sharp people in my mind. This article is dumb.

On the other hand, all the articles about MO in this thread are fair. A pothead from a third-rate state school UG could bullshit a better thesis these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835973)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: Buff zippy trump supporter

southeast missouri state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33836023)



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Date: August 25th, 2016 1:54 AM
Author: Lascivious gaping

Some pretty bad mistakes for a Harvard Law Review editor and POTUS. Yeesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31263212)



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Date: August 25th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Motley Faggotry

wait, so who wrote his memoirs for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31268818)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: passionate twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31637268)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible painfully honest boistinker milk

I'm not a fan of Michelle, but I believe the shittiness of her thesis likely is the product of her lack of effort and general disinterest in academia. She knew she could skate by on her skin color and subject matter, so didn't give a fuck about the finished product.

In other words, she was but one more victim of the bigotry of low expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30969003)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: cruel-hearted bronze locale police squad

david goldman argues otherwise: http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Front_Page/JC04Aa01.html

his take is that michelle has suffered for her entire life from survivor guilt and awareness of her personal inadequacies; this has made her perpetually resentful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30969076)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 11:37 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone swollen hissy fit locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30969114)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: cruel-hearted bronze locale police squad

now imagine that you're a dumb minority at princeton and your cultural level is low. you're surrounded by catty, pretty, socially successful white gerls who all know who proust was and "summer" places you've never heard of. you suspect that they're always talking down to you and basically think you're an ape in a skirt, and in some cases you're almost certainly right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30970626)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: ivory duck-like den lettuce

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30970723)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: outnumbered red corner knife

She should have paid you to write her thesis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31637352)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Coral kitty cat school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#37037532)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: adventurous hall background story

“ape in a skirt”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#37037661)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: ivory duck-like den lettuce

>> The major law firms make partners out of a fifth of their new hires, who slave for years for the opportunity. <<

(major law firm recruiting director)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30970700)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#30971003)



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Date: August 25th, 2016 1:43 AM
Author: Bateful alcoholic quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31263182)



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Date: August 25th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: disrespectful reading party

at approximately which college and then law school would Mme Obama have been with 100% colour-blind admissions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31263702)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: galvanic judgmental chapel pisswyrm

"And that is why I support'ed more wellfare program [sic] and also. Too many citizins [sic] have no civic duty? African-Americans particular government action poverty prevented. Thus it is so. As a future attonrey, given my opportunities at Princetown, this will be the case."

http://obamaprincetonthesis.wordpress.com/chapters/six/thesis.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31637056)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: translucent confused friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31637281)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: burgundy irate business firm alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31637301)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: hyperactive boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31637397)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: sooty institution

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31637413)



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Date: October 14th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: burgundy irate business firm alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31640266)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: outnumbered red corner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#32751805)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Flirting resort liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835522)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: low-t hominid

190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835912)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Silver patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33866527)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 2:00 AM
Author: outnumbered red corner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#34266140)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Silver patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#36990627)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: angry very tactful parlor pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#37037662)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: impertinent multi-colored rehab mad-dog skullcap

jfc, this is what community college students hand in as freshmen in their first writing class. probably a tad better, actually. this would be below average even for them, and this monkey is writing an honors princeton thesis... fuck AA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#37037686)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: frozen stimulating newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#37135664)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: galvanic judgmental chapel pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#37427184)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: lavender thriller location cumskin

THEY DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#38682128)



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Date: February 6th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: outnumbered red corner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#39551627)



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Date: May 10th, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: outnumbered red corner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40186792)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 2:18 PM
Author: galvanic judgmental chapel pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40250264)



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Date: June 10th, 2020 3:19 PM
Author: Contagious Masturbator

wait is this not original evan39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40391878)



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Date: June 10th, 2020 3:50 PM
Author: Racy karate

We're saying this guy stocks shelves at a grocery store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40392061)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 2:48 AM
Author: *nods respectfully towards you*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40927562)



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Date: October 14th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: burgundy irate business firm alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31640264)



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Date: November 10th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: cream laser beams stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#31869372)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Blue tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#32751783)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Crimson odious depressive gas station

anyone have another link to this SCHOLARSHIP --- this TASTY TREAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#32751850)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 8:46 AM
Author: dun dilemma

http://www.politico.com/pdf/080222_MOPrincetonThesis_1-251.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835554)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:01 AM
Author: Lascivious gaping

Reminder: Libs touted Michelle Obama for president.

Fantastic thread. Great bump for Sunday morning reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835852)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: bipolar magenta athletic conference

I read it years ago. It's shocking and horrible. Just shows you how fucked up AA is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835869)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: low-t hominid

ITT: fags arguing about grammar mistakes made 100 years ago, fucking lol at how retarded you pussies look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835914)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Glassy Pocket Flask

Yeah, but Princeton gave her pass on it. Her professor couldn't get her to retype it, and then she goes on to complain about the country that's endowed her with boundless privilege and special rights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835986)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: low-t hominid

and? fucking lol at how mad this makes you race-cuck monkey victims. fucking lol at your lives forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33836012)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Glassy Pocket Flask

Hi Michelle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33836027)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Cyan voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#37135685)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 2:25 PM
Author: Laughsome Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40250317)



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Date: June 19th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: talented coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40448811)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Exciting blood rage personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#37135678)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Aqua sickened goyim juggernaut

Obama is smart and deals successfully with countless really smart people. He dated and nearly married a brilliant woman, but she wasn't black so he dumped her. Obama has to be deeply aware about Michelle's intelligence. What is that like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835935)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: poppy mexican heaven

where pizza at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#33835940)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling half-breed public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40250274)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Titillating Fuchsia Wagecucks Library

"no idea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#34909451)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Silver patrolman

"Dinesh D'Souza has once again taken aim at the Obamas, claiming that Michelle Obama's college thesis at Princeton University was 'illiterate and incoherent'.

'Anyone who has read Michelle's college thesis - a document so illiterate and incoherent that it was written, as Christopher Hitchens put it, in "no known language" - will chuckle heartily at this one,' he wrote in a Facebook post."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6506533/Dinesh-DSouza-claims-Michelle-Obamas-college-thesis-illiterate-incoherent.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#37426875)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Spot

i wouldn't say it's illiterate. but it's not the kind of thesis you expect from a Princeton senior. It reads like something written by a B-minus student at a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40250337)



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Date: June 10th, 2020 3:29 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glassy Pocket Flask

tbf, this was probably all done on a manual typewriter. Way too much effort to fix typos on the fly. She probably rushed this whole thing, turned in a shitty rough draft, and then flat out refused to fix anything

Also, doubtful that any professors spent more than 3 minutes reading it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40391926)



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Date: June 10th, 2020 3:52 PM
Author: arousing philosopher-king place of business

Hi Michelle, we still think you're retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40392070)



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Date: June 10th, 2020 3:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Glassy Pocket Flask

Harsh but fair. But you realize it was done on a manual typewriter, and White-Out is a racist substance, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40392114)



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Date: June 19th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: heady twinkling sound barrier



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Date: June 19th, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: beta jewess filthpig

ok. i read a few pages of this. that was way worse than i expected. poor diction. lack of clarity and direction. sorry, mrs. obama.

saying this as someone who's never felt ill-will towards michelle obama and even feel bad for her when people ridicule her appearance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40448782)



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Date: June 19th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: ruddy flickering telephone stead

cr. just the first paragraph is laughably bad

however, we may be being overly critical. im sure a lot of us were pretty stoopid in ug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40448828)



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Date: June 19th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: ruddy flickering telephone stead

Lol wow

This makes me want to dig up my undergrad papers and see how I compared

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40448818)



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Date: June 20th, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac marketing idea



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Date: September 16th, 2020 3:05 AM
Author: ..,..,.,,,,..,...,..,,..,,,,.,,.,,...,,..,,.,.,.,.


she was pissed she hadn't been made a partner at her chicago biglaw firm after like three years of doing virtually no work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3291626&forum_id=2#40927589)