Current Flyover AUSA who hates job -- why?
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Date: July 22nd, 2016 7:12 PM Author: Emerald idiot newt
I go to lunch periodically with a Boomer AUSA who sincerely believes he's akin to an underpaid, overworked social worker. We'll go to lunch and he'll bitch about how I get paid more than him. He always feints toward the tab as if he's going to get it, but I always pick up the whole thing. He'll pause his "getting out my wallet" routine if I'm taking longer than usual to let me catch up.
I laugh and treat him like he's one of the bros (I'm 6'2" and fratty). In my mind I play a scene on loop where I walk into the restaurant and shoot him in the chest and forehead with a suppressed 9mm and coldly walk out. (I dunno why that specific scene; maybe it was in a Bourne movie or something.) It helps my nodding and laughing seem more genuine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3297044&forum_id=2#31003649) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2016 9:29 PM Author: Emerald idiot newt
The latter, obviously.
There is a component here, though, of we both owe homage to a third guy who (1) put me in my present position; (2) ordered this AUSA guy to talk to me and shit. So I have to please him.
This is all just as interesting and cool as it sounds.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3297044&forum_id=2#31004710) |
Date: July 22nd, 2016 7:14 PM Author: harsh mahogany gunner
He probably hates it because it's not a good job. Especially in flyover.
If he's doing criminal all he does is prosecute retards on FIP, drug, and kiddie porn charges.
If civil, mostly tort claims act type garbage.
Law tards lionize AUSA jobs because they seem prestigious. They're not.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3297044&forum_id=2#31003659)
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Date: July 22nd, 2016 8:48 PM Author: harsh mahogany gunner
You seem dumb.
No shit it's an easy job. It's a fucking government job.
The point is it's dull being an ausa and if you have the credinitials to get the job you could probably be doing something better
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3297044&forum_id=2#31004402) |
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