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I went on a prole cruise (evan39)

Holy shit. I don't even know where to start.
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
Gay cruise?
Bateful aquamarine personal credit line
  08/07/16
No, a regular one with some relatives. The ship was filled w...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
Sounds like hell.
Cerebral box office hominid
  08/07/16
How was that cruise you went on 10 years ago?
seedy big-titted abode
  08/08/16
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zippy cuckold
  12/30/16
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garnet fluffy resort love of her life
  06/06/17
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self-centered death wish location
  11/10/17
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garnet fluffy resort love of her life
  02/18/18
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Crystalline Nofapping Site
  07/11/18
I'm picturing stainless steel counters in the cafeteria with...
Bateful aquamarine personal credit line
  08/07/16
well that sounds 180 actually I rike-a key rime, I rike-...
Stirring unholy house idiot
  08/07/16
Yes, and little Filipino waiters running around yammering in...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
Most workers on cruise ships are from the third world. If th...
seedy big-titted abode
  08/08/16
CR they're literally slaves
big frozen meetinghouse
  08/08/16
Cruise line motto: "The newlyweds, over feds, and ne...
submissive alcoholic gunner chad
  08/08/16
Start with the food
Sienna elastic band
  08/07/16
Start with the drinks and disco and pool games entertainment...
mustard hairy legs main people
  08/07/16
There were like twenty bars on the ship -- not flame -- and ...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
People from Ohio are everywhere - wtf is up with that
mustard hairy legs main people
  08/07/16
That Ohio even exists is a trip
Bateful aquamarine personal credit line
  08/07/16
I don't see midwesterners often and it was weird. The accent...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
When I go to the beach in the Florida panhandle, you meet so...
mustard hairy legs main people
  08/07/16
All cruises are prole
hideous church building
  08/07/16
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Cerebral box office hominid
  08/07/16
I'd do this in a heartbeat. http://www.starclippers.com/u...
Vivacious University Potus
  08/07/16
Damn, this looks tempting. And I have had precisely zero int...
Arousing Olive Mexican Home
  08/08/16
prore terr
beady-eyed autistic property
  08/08/16
titcr, actually
Stubborn twinkling double fault
  08/08/16
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Drab alpha
  08/07/16
I don't even remember. The cruise line was prole as fuck and...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
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Drab alpha
  08/07/16
why not justbring own life boat?
spectacular trust fund dopamine
  08/07/16
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Drab alpha
  08/07/16
*hits palm to forehead* foiled again!
spectacular trust fund dopamine
  08/07/16
I've thought about that before - they sell inflatable rafts ...
Stirring unholy house idiot
  08/07/16
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Drab alpha
  08/07/16
MY Masters, MY Rapist, MY lifeboat
angry elite parlor sex offender
  08/08/16
6 different levels?? why not just Econ/biz/first ?
Vivacious University Potus
  08/07/16
start with nightly entertainment describe buffets this i...
spectacular trust fund dopamine
  08/07/16
There was a shitty concert with some lame Elvis impersonator...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
ty
spectacular trust fund dopamine
  08/07/16
Every cruise I've been on had free food everywhere. You just...
mustard hairy legs main people
  08/07/16
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Drab alpha
  08/07/16
When I was 13 I went to a club med on the pacific rim and th...
domesticated azure feces market
  08/07/16
first trip beyond momndads driveway is always mind blowing
spectacular trust fund dopamine
  08/07/16
Was it as ghetto as a Royal Caribbean cruise?
Flatulent Comical Wrinkle Prole
  08/07/16
Yeah, something like that.
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
Let me guess, Carnival.
glittery wagecucks senate
  08/08/16
JFC, this call-out gets zero response. Fucking xo 2016.
jet odious step-uncle's house
  08/08/16
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-08-01/life-aboar...
big frozen meetinghouse
  08/08/16
it has been done too many times at this point
fantasy-prone swashbuckling lodge
  11/10/17
was it fun to sleep in your cabin?
Histrionic shrine
  08/07/16
Getting on the ship was also a circus, complete with loud, a...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
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Drab alpha
  08/07/16
I had to sign some form about the cruise line having "n...
Sickened Cumskin
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Drab alpha
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lime stag film reading party
  08/08/16
lool, happened to me too Nile Cruise during Ramadam, though...
spectacular trust fund dopamine
  08/07/16
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Drab alpha
  08/07/16
got food poisoning Greek islands. it was after midnight of l...
spectacular trust fund dopamine
  08/07/16
Anything tourist-oriented in Egypt sucks. Oh wait, so does a...
galvanic clear genital piercing masturbator
  12/30/16
Was it a good cruise otherwise? Those smaller boat nile cru...
Heady affirmative action
  08/07/16
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Drab alpha
  08/07/16
Thanks for putting that in farenheit for us englishmos
Excitant lake clown preventive strike
  08/08/16
did u have sex w any men?
irradiated yapping hall candlestick maker
  08/07/16
No, but I saw lots of young Chads with their parents. There ...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
lol 180 post.
Adventurous red nowag
  08/08/16
180
Chestnut tanning salon marketing idea
  06/06/17
DESCRIBE the disgusting fats waddling about
Dull church
  08/07/16
Retired couples from Michigan complaining loudly about the p...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
"Damn them little brown boys. I told them 15 POUNDS of...
Dull church
  08/07/16
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180 magical police squad
  08/08/16
evan do you think i should go on a singles cruise after my d...
Bateful aquamarine personal credit line
  08/07/16
I can't believe that single men are "in demand" on...
domesticated azure feces market
  08/07/16
That's what people say. Maybe it's complete flame. I could s...
Bateful aquamarine personal credit line
  08/07/16
My ship was mostly families with only a smattering of shrews...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
To be fair, "God cruises are such horrible ghetto sh...
cyan fiercely-loyal orchestra pit
  08/07/16
Yeah, but think of a ship filled with Chads unnngh
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
JFC little breh, just hie thee to TINDER
Dull church
  08/07/16
I used Tinder/Bumble for like 3-4 days a few weeks ago and p...
Bateful aquamarine personal credit line
  08/07/16
did you at least win money gambling?
Histrionic shrine
  08/07/16
I blew about fifty bucks in the casino, but didn't win anyth...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
very sad!
Histrionic shrine
  08/07/16
It was also interesting to see how cruise ships relentlessly...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
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Drab alpha
  08/07/16
come one. they don't seriously do kinkade. They do other s...
180 magical police squad
  08/08/16
Some of it was literally Thomas Kinkade
Sickened Cumskin
  08/08/16
was any of the food good?
irradiated yapping hall candlestick maker
  08/07/16
One of the restaurants was good, but the cafeteria stuff was...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
Lol. Describe your typical meal at the cafeteria? What'd you...
Bateful aquamarine personal credit line
  08/07/16
rate the skill of the check out person. could you have done ...
irradiated yapping hall candlestick maker
  08/07/16
The cafeteria meals were "included" but drinks wer...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
Wasn't juice and coffee free
citrine razzle hell famous landscape painting
  08/08/16
I also heard a fat girl with a huge ass loudly talking about...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/07/16
Boner Police may have banged her Boston bootie
ultramarine principal's office cuck
  08/08/16
Probably ljl
Sickened Cumskin
  08/08/16
He went to Williams. Didn't make the best of his opportuniti...
bright talented stage doctorate
  08/08/16
Little Boner Police at home with the babysitter, will also, ...
big frozen meetinghouse
  08/08/16
who paid and why did u agree to go? special occasion?
Indigo lay useless brakes
  08/08/16
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Jet-lagged soul-stirring faggot firefighter windowlicker
  08/08/16
What about the dinners at night? Don't the prole cruise line...
purple exhilarant filthpig
  08/08/16
Yeah, we had a few of those. But the tablecloth was dirty an...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/08/16
Was there at least plenty of A-1 ?
Vivacious University Potus
  08/08/16
Ljl no. My relatives also wanted tons of salt/pepper on ever...
Sickened Cumskin
  08/08/16
I went on a cruise ~20 years ago too and that's how it used ...
mauve vibrant indian lodge
  08/08/16
It was all sandals and loud tropical shirts, even at dinner.
Sickened Cumskin
  08/08/16
Everyone itt seems very happy and content with their lives
fantasy-prone swashbuckling lodge
  08/08/16
Tbf, if you're on a cruise where even sodas are free you rea...
Boyish Know-it-all Weed Whacker
  08/08/16
lol, have you read DFW's bit about going on a cruise? htt...
Up-to-no-good Becky Garrison
  08/08/16
That article is 180. Too bad he killed himself.
Sickened Cumskin
  08/08/16
Was it with Carnival?
garnet fluffy resort love of her life
  08/08/16
I remember I ordered my steak rare on a cruise and when it c...
180 magical police squad
  08/08/16
lol cruises are like the one place where it's nbd to send fo...
fantasy-prone swashbuckling lodge
  08/08/16
I went on an aerobic run (evan39)
Concupiscible bull headed business firm karate
  08/08/16
As I noted in my Actual Cost of a Cruise article, the come-o...
Vivacious University Potus
  08/08/16
really dumb histronic article
Buck-toothed Erotic Locus
  08/08/16
(Carnival representative)
Vivacious University Potus
  08/08/16
ppl who spend that much are dumbs and prob get boned even wo...
fantasy-prone swashbuckling lodge
  08/08/16
Now when you go on a cruise, most of your time will be spend...
Cerebral box office hominid
  08/08/16
He never explains how it ends up costing so much?
Bateful aquamarine personal credit line
  08/08/16
Of course, beverages are extra. If you drink soda, they sug...
Vivacious University Potus
  08/08/16
Q for 30s bros - is it CR to cop a cheap cruise solo (leavin...
mustard hairy legs main people
  08/08/16
(pathetic virgin)
Wonderful Range
  08/08/16
childhood friends work their shitty 35k jobs in secondary ci...
big frozen meetinghouse
  08/08/16
Never been on a cruise but it seems pretty credited
Bateful aquamarine personal credit line
  08/08/16
obviously OP wasnt on this: http://www.bloomberg.com/news...
big frozen meetinghouse
  08/08/16
Nope, not that one.
Sickened Cumskin
  08/08/16
evan, have you ever given the backstory why you've recently ...
Concupiscible bull headed business firm karate
  08/08/16
We'll get to that eventually.
Sickened Cumskin
  08/08/16
hope it wasn't caused by anything too bad
Concupiscible bull headed business firm karate
  08/08/16
...
big frozen meetinghouse
  08/08/16
explain, evan
bearded poppy international law enforcement agency
  06/06/17
no COSTCO VEST LIFE
Cocky School Cafeteria
  07/09/17
Seattle area housing costs.
Cerebral box office hominid
  08/08/16
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Sickened Cumskin
  11/10/17
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Sickened Cumskin
  08/23/23


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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Holy shit.

I don't even know where to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130915)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine personal credit line

Gay cruise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130923)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

No, a regular one with some relatives. The ship was filled with fats and poors, and there was constant "upselling" for food, drinks, souvenirs, and everything else you can imagine. Every port was a circus, and fucking internet access was like $5 a minute. We had to eat in a prole cafeteria almost every night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130938)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Cerebral box office hominid

Sounds like hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130941)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: seedy big-titted abode

How was that cruise you went on 10 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138816)



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Date: December 30th, 2016 3:24 AM
Author: zippy cuckold



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Date: June 6th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: garnet fluffy resort love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#33488641)



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Date: November 10th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: self-centered death wish location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#34654129)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: garnet fluffy resort love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#35431185)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:47 AM
Author: Crystalline Nofapping Site



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine personal credit line

I'm picturing stainless steel counters in the cafeteria with giant pieces of pie/cake, ton of whip cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130956)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Stirring unholy house idiot

well that sounds 180 actually

I rike-a key rime, I rike-a banana cleam, I rike-a german chocorate cake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130958)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Yes, and little Filipino waiters running around yammering in their native tongue. There was food and garbage strewn all over the place. My relatives thought it was fine dining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130964)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:35 PM
Author: seedy big-titted abode

Most workers on cruise ships are from the third world. If this weren't the case most Americans wouldn't be able to afford cruises.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138831)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: big frozen meetinghouse

CR they're literally slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138964)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: submissive alcoholic gunner chad

Cruise line motto:

"The newlyweds, over feds, and nearly deads!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135415)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Sienna elastic band

Start with the food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130927)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: mustard hairy legs main people

Start with the drinks and disco and pool games entertainment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130928)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

There were like twenty bars on the ship -- not flame -- and they had a LOUD barbecue when we set sail. Imagine 1000+ fat, sweaty proles in ill-fitting "tropical" shirts lined up for burgers and overpriced drinks. I was stunned and just stood there watching the spectacle.

Fat children were everywhere. Old people in wheelchairs everywhere. People from Ohio everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130950)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: mustard hairy legs main people

People from Ohio are everywhere - wtf is up with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131071)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine personal credit line

That Ohio even exists is a trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131091)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

I don't see midwesterners often and it was weird. The accents, clothing etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131110)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: mustard hairy legs main people

When I go to the beach in the Florida panhandle, you meet southerners and people from Ohio. That's it. They drive like 20 hours to get there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131298)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: hideous church building

All cruises are prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130934)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Cerebral box office hominid



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Vivacious University Potus

I'd do this in a heartbeat.

http://www.starclippers.com/us-dom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131371)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Arousing Olive Mexican Home

Damn, this looks tempting. And I have had precisely zero interest in cruises.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135566)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed autistic property

prore terr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132513)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:54 PM
Author: Stubborn twinkling double fault

titcr, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135533)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Drab alpha



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

I don't even remember. The cruise line was prole as fuck and super cheap about everything. The "safety drill" was a complete joke, and I'm certain we would have all drowned in an actual emergency. This thing was like the Titanic but with Filipinos everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130974)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:38 PM
Author: Drab alpha



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:38 PM
Author: spectacular trust fund dopamine

why not justbring own life boat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130990)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:39 PM
Author: Drab alpha



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: spectacular trust fund dopamine

*hits palm to forehead*

foiled again!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131034)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Stirring unholy house idiot

I've thought about that before - they sell inflatable rafts that pack down pretty small. The biggest challenge would be fighting off the other people trying to get onto your raft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131017)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Drab alpha



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Date: August 8th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: angry elite parlor sex offender

MY Masters, MY Rapist, MY lifeboat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132720)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Vivacious University Potus

6 different levels?? why not just Econ/biz/first ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131280)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: spectacular trust fund dopamine

start with nightly entertainment

describe buffets

this is why i dont travel to port destinations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130971)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:38 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

There was a shitty concert with some lame Elvis impersonator, and also "live music" that was ljl in every way. Everyone cheered like it was the greatest shit of all time.

The buffet/cafeteria was a joke and massively overpriced. I had to pay four bucks for a Pepsi -- not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31130992)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:39 PM
Author: spectacular trust fund dopamine

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131000)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: mustard hairy legs main people

Every cruise I've been on had free food everywhere. You just paid for drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131087)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Drab alpha



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: domesticated azure feces market

When I was 13 I went to a club med on the pacific rim and thought it was the greatest thing ever

I can only imagine what I'd think now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131010)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: spectacular trust fund dopamine

first trip beyond momndads driveway is always mind blowing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131058)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Flatulent Comical Wrinkle Prole

Was it as ghetto as a Royal Caribbean cruise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131015)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Yeah, something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131048)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: glittery wagecucks senate

Let me guess, Carnival.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31134288)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: jet odious step-uncle's house

JFC, this call-out gets zero response. Fucking xo 2016.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138855)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: big frozen meetinghouse

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-08-01/life-aboard-harmony-of-the-seas-the-world-s-biggest-cruise-ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138959)



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Date: November 10th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone swashbuckling lodge

it has been done too many times at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#34653842)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Histrionic shrine

was it fun to sleep in your cabin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131033)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Getting on the ship was also a circus, complete with loud, angry dock employees yelling at us to get special luggage tags or face the consequences. Our "stateroom" was tiny and had stains on the sheets, fingerprints on the windows, and drains clogged with hair and god knows what else. The tiny shower was scalding hot and had almost no water pressure despite the fact we were in the ocean. I just laughed the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131043)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Drab alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131061)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

I had to sign some form about the cruise line having "no liability" if I had to fly home early. I'm pretty sure it said I was screwed and would get no refund.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131072)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Drab alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131078)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: lime stag film reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31134269)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:04 PM
Author: spectacular trust fund dopamine

lool, happened to me too Nile Cruise

during Ramadam, thought wed get a SWeet meal after dark, many locals on board. oh and foyers between sections had place where a man could pray with rugs and whatnot, it was wonderful due to no alcohol anywhere



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131231)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: Drab alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131253)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: spectacular trust fund dopamine

got food poisoning Greek islands. it was after midnight of lent or something, enjoyed a delicious stew of entrails and sheep brains danced with locals and rejoiced. next day, however...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131318)



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Date: December 30th, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: galvanic clear genital piercing masturbator

Anything tourist-oriented in Egypt sucks. Oh wait, so does anything in that country not tourist-oriented either.

One of the only places in the world I've visited that I genuinely didn't like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#32261050)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: Heady affirmative action

Was it a good cruise otherwise? Those smaller boat nile cruises look kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131251)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Drab alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131338)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:38 AM
Author: Excitant lake clown preventive strike

Thanks for putting that in farenheit for us englishmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31133165)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: irradiated yapping hall candlestick maker

did u have sex w any men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131063)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

No, but I saw lots of young Chads with their parents. There were whole groups of Chads wandering the decks and being fratty. It was 180 but they never talked to me.

There were also lots of effeminate millennial fags with skinny jeans and smartphones. I could barely conceal my contempt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131081)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 3:28 AM
Author: Adventurous red nowag

lol 180 post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132712)



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Date: June 6th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Chestnut tanning salon marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#33488664)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Dull church

DESCRIBE the disgusting fats waddling about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131080)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:50 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Retired couples from Michigan complaining loudly about the prices for drinks and everything else.

Obese women with plates piled high with cafeteria food.

Fat, grey-haired men yelling at crew members about everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131104)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Dull church

"Damn them little brown boys. I told them 15 POUNDS of ribs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131124)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: 180 magical police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31133631)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine personal credit line

evan do you think i should go on a singles cruise after my divorce case is underway? were there any kyooties? i'm told that single bros are in HIGH DEMAND on these ships from all the 30-35 professional shrews lookin to get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131085)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: domesticated azure feces market

I can't believe that single men are "in demand" on a singles cruise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131139)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:55 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine personal credit line

That's what people say. Maybe it's complete flame. I could see it though because I hear women at work going on these cruises all the time with groups of their all female shrew friends. They gotta have doods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131154)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

My ship was mostly families with only a smattering of shrews, but a singles cruise might be fun. Personally, I want to go on a Chad cruise, but I can't seem to find any scheduled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131143)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: cyan fiercely-loyal orchestra pit

To be fair,

"God cruises are such horrible ghetto shit, and the worst part is that they don't seem to have another ghetto specialty cruise that I really want to go on now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131223)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:04 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Yeah, but think of a ship filled with Chads unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131232)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:05 PM
Author: Dull church

JFC little breh, just hie thee to TINDER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131242)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine personal credit line

I used Tinder/Bumble for like 3-4 days a few weeks ago and posted about it a lot. It's toxic as fuck. Just lol at that garbage. Organic shit is way better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131294)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Histrionic shrine

did you at least win money gambling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131086)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

I blew about fifty bucks in the casino, but didn't win anything. There was one fucking machine where I almost won a few times, but it was all rigged -- sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131126)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Histrionic shrine

very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131291)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

It was also interesting to see how cruise ships relentlessly push jewelry and "exclusive" art on unsuspecting passengers. All kinds of stupid shit from Thomas Kinkade etc. It was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131221)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Drab alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131269)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: 180 magical police squad

come one. they don't seriously do kinkade. They do other stuff--it's usually legit but sort of factory produced. would hold value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31133729)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Some of it was literally Thomas Kinkade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138946)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: irradiated yapping hall candlestick maker

was any of the food good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131278)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

One of the restaurants was good, but the cafeteria stuff was pretty much what you'd expect. I had to wait in line with a fucking tray next to about 500 sweaty proles all fighting over biscuits and mashed potatoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131304)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine personal credit line

Lol. Describe your typical meal at the cafeteria? What'd you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131312)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: irradiated yapping hall candlestick maker

rate the skill of the check out person. could you have done better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131319)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

The cafeteria meals were "included" but drinks were extra. Very few crew members could speak English, and most were idiots. I think the captain was Dutch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131339)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: citrine razzle hell famous landscape painting

Wasn't juice and coffee free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132157)



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Date: August 7th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

I also heard a fat girl with a huge ass loudly talking about being from Boston. Her dorky father wore a WILLIAMS sweatshirt ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31131326)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: ultramarine principal's office cuck

Boner Police may have banged her Boston bootie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132482)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Probably ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132487)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:49 PM
Author: bright talented stage doctorate

He went to Williams. Didn't make the best of his opportunities. She goes to Tufts. Now they are on a cruise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135496)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: big frozen meetinghouse

Little Boner Police at home with the babysitter, will also, one day, grace the halls of TUFTS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138982)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Indigo lay useless brakes

who paid and why did u agree to go? special occasion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132139)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 12:59 AM
Author: Jet-lagged soul-stirring faggot firefighter windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132174)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: purple exhilarant filthpig

What about the dinners at night? Don't the prole cruise lines try to make those decent (waiters, wine, fancy dishes) and require suits? I went on a carnival cruise when I was a kid. Granted this was over 20 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132264)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Yeah, we had a few of those. But the tablecloth was dirty and my relatives complained about the lack of ketchup. I am not kidding about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132431)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:10 AM
Author: Vivacious University Potus

Was there at least plenty of A-1 ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132435)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Ljl no. My relatives also wanted tons of salt/pepper on everything, even in the Asian restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132438)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: mauve vibrant indian lodge

I went on a cruise ~20 years ago too and that's how it used to be, at least part of the time. Went on one a few years ago and there's no pretense of class anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132682)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

It was all sandals and loud tropical shirts, even at dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31132719)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: fantasy-prone swashbuckling lodge

Everyone itt seems very happy and content with their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31133070)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:28 AM
Author: Boyish Know-it-all Weed Whacker

Tbf, if you're on a cruise where even sodas are free you really don't have much of a right to complain. That's pretty much bottom of the barrel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31133151)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Becky Garrison

lol, have you read DFW's bit about going on a cruise?

https://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf

seems like you guys had pretty similar takeaways

---------------

cruises (and also amusement parks) are sort of a window into how life is entirely dependent on how you choose to experience it

there are all these discordant things to observe

if you look even a little, its easy to find fucked up things, focus on them, and make yourself miserable

but a better way to go though life, is to just say 'fuck it', chill out a little, and let yourself enjoy life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31133194)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

That article is 180. Too bad he killed himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31136861)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: garnet fluffy resort love of her life

Was it with Carnival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31133462)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:29 AM
Author: 180 magical police squad

I remember I ordered my steak rare on a cruise and when it came out it was raw as fuck. I ate it all, while my wife looked on in horror.

It's funny because I specifically didn't want to send it back so I was ignoring my wife looking at me the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31133739)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone swashbuckling lodge

lol cruises are like the one place where it's nbd to send food back. They make hundreds of whatever the entrees are to be served at the same time and would just give you another one if it was too rare. You could even just say you were hungry and ask for a second steak if you felt like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135257)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible bull headed business firm karate

I went on an aerobic run (evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135312)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Vivacious University Potus

As I noted in my Actual Cost of a Cruise article, the come-on pricing for cruises is ridiculous. We went on a $189 three-day cruise, and the cost topped $1500. A seven-day $699 cruise cost about $6000 or more, when it was all said and done.

And as I noted, if your idea of a vacation is being trapped in a shopping mall with a lot of pushy people from New Jersey, well, a cruise is your ticket.

http://livingstingy.blogspot.com/2014/04/why-cruises-are-idiotic.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135396)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Erotic Locus

really dumb histronic article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135439)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Vivacious University Potus

(Carnival representative)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135456)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone swashbuckling lodge

ppl who spend that much are dumbs and prob get boned even worse on regular vacations but don't realize it because they don't get a single bill in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135446)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Cerebral box office hominid

Now when you go on a cruise, most of your time will be spend on the ship. Your time in port is very limited. So you need to research and plan your trips carefully. We have one stop in Nassau, in the Bahamas. The more I read about Nassau, the less I wanted to see it. Bahamanian s are very backward people, overly religious and homophobic. They actually protested a Gay cruise that went there - and I'm not talking in 1982, but in 2007. If you show any sign of public affection in the street, you risk getting the shit kicked out of you. And if caught having sex, you face jail time. Such nice folks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31139065)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine personal credit line

He never explains how it ends up costing so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31139175)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Vivacious University Potus

Of course, beverages are extra. If you drink soda, they suggest a soda plan. There is also a fruit juice plan, a water plan, and a wine plan. Soda pop is poison, so we ditched that idea. However, my partner was afraid about water quality on the boat, so we opted for a water plan, which was $46.34 for 12 750ml bottles of water.

http://livingstingy.blogspot.com/2011/01/actual-cost-of-cruise.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31135416)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 5:38 PM
Author: mustard hairy legs main people

Q for 30s bros - is it CR to cop a cheap cruise solo (leaving from NOLA or Tamp) during college spring break?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31136909)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Wonderful Range

(pathetic virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138939)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: big frozen meetinghouse

childhood friends work their shitty 35k jobs in secondary city and save for an epic cruise twice a year. they really enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138948)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Bateful aquamarine personal credit line

Never been on a cruise but it seems pretty credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31139187)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: big frozen meetinghouse

obviously OP wasnt on this:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-08-01/life-aboard-harmony-of-the-seas-the-world-s-biggest-cruise-ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138845)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

Nope, not that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31138952)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible bull headed business firm karate

evan, have you ever given the backstory why you've recently been staying with family members, including joining them on a cruise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31139083)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin

We'll get to that eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31139115)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible bull headed business firm karate

hope it wasn't caused by anything too bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31139139)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: big frozen meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31139153)



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Date: June 6th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: bearded poppy international law enforcement agency

explain, evan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#33492438)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: Cocky School Cafeteria

no COSTCO VEST LIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#33732823)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Cerebral box office hominid

Seattle area housing costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3314958&forum_id=2#31139124)



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Date: November 10th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: Sickened Cumskin



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Date: August 23rd, 2023 1:02 AM
Author: Sickened Cumskin



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