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Friend applied for CIA. Interviewer showed excerpts from his browsing history.

He admitted to posting harassing messages, surfing porn site...
splenetic heaven
  08/26/16
What was the reason?
Appetizing Gas Station Therapy
  08/26/16
Violating the non-disclosure agreement. They caught him bra...
splenetic heaven
  08/26/16
How'd they catch him?
Crusty crotch
  08/26/16
No idea. He was warned and dinged.
splenetic heaven
  08/26/16
what's his moniker?
Mauve vigorous space
  08/26/16
Probably pumo scum.
splenetic heaven
  08/26/16
TT
Orchid swashbuckling dysfunction faggot firefighter
  08/26/16
...
insecure hell
  08/26/16
bullshit
Mind-boggling coffee pot
  08/26/16
I wasn't there, but it wasn't implausible. He's a clean-cut...
splenetic heaven
  08/26/16
they dont go thru browsing history. they will ding if t...
Mind-boggling coffee pot
  08/26/16
Yeah, that was the reason he got dinged (talking about recru...
splenetic heaven
  08/26/16
A lot of Mormons but if you've got the skill set, you can ge...
Crusty crotch
  08/26/16
...
supple menage
  08/26/16
they do a blood or hair test ?
stimulating azure degenerate corner
  08/27/16
FBI is more liberal than working as an AUSA, which is 7 year...
filthy hairless base organic girlfriend
  08/27/16
I thought FBI was actually more strict, CIA is one year anyt...
Crusty crotch
  08/27/16
...
insecure hell
  08/26/16
What kind of sites do they ding you for?
painfully honest costumed marketing idea parlor
  08/26/16
TLS
Hilarious hominid masturbator
  08/26/16
Tls, leiter reports, econ job rumors, Reddit
Vermilion sickened hairy legs step-uncle's house
  08/26/16
lol
painfully honest costumed marketing idea parlor
  08/26/16
...
Avocado nudist faggotry forum
  08/27/16
...
Razzle-dazzle windowlicker dopamine
  08/27/16
ljl, interesting, I'm guessing he took this part and exagger...
splenetic heaven
  08/27/16
Any spy worth his salt would cover his tracks while visiting...
cerebral pozpig nursing home
  08/26/16
The KGB just puts you in a room with a Chechen and a hammer....
Electric crackhouse blood rage
  08/26/16
...
adventurous cobalt death wish
  08/27/16
Does it go in my ass or his? -Russian Millennial
Sapphire Motley National Security Agency
  08/27/16
Lol the CIA literally spies on the congressional body respon...
Honey-headed elastic band school
  08/26/16
Sister's process took almost 2 years; browsing history was d...
demanding shrine
  08/27/16
...
insecure hell
  08/27/16
was he a quotemo
violent locus
  08/27/16
"Mr. Halford, looking at your browser history, you've a...
painfully honest costumed marketing idea parlor
  08/27/16
...
Hairraiser cyan dilemma
  08/27/16
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Gold national police squad
  08/27/16
My roommate was hired by the CIA then later fired when they ...
peach set kitty
  08/27/16
...
Floppy Liquid Oxygen
  08/27/16
yeah, they're definitely not doing an illegal search of your...
hot ticket booth boltzmann
  08/27/16
...
Floppy Liquid Oxygen
  08/27/16
(final round CIA applicant with poor reading comp)
splenetic heaven
  08/27/16
lmao yes the fucking CIA follows the rules
violent locus
  08/27/16
...
Floppy Liquid Oxygen
  08/27/16
To be fair, TT: "Death to Amerikkka most corrupt shi...
balding becky whorehouse
  08/27/16
...
Floppy Liquid Oxygen
  08/27/16
Even if this "search" existed, it wouldn't be ille...
filthy hairless base organic girlfriend
  08/27/16
thats if they got consent but the OP made it sound like it w...
Floppy Liquid Oxygen
  08/27/16
To be fair, "This is bs, I made it to final.round in...
balding becky whorehouse
  08/27/16
...
Floppy Liquid Oxygen
  08/27/16
I have a client who was flown to DC for three days of testin...
spectacular stead
  08/27/16
...
Floppy Liquid Oxygen
  08/27/16
To be fair, So the fact that you know that the CIA has it...
balding becky whorehouse
  08/27/16
...
Stirring Topaz Stage Mediation
  08/27/16
ljl u sound MAF, im like top 10% intelligence and a turd wit...
Floppy Liquid Oxygen
  08/27/16
To be fair, Again: Oh, OK
balding becky whorehouse
  08/27/16
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filthy hairless base organic girlfriend
  08/27/16
To be fair, you're trying to act smarter than Tommy T, a kno...
Sapphire Motley National Security Agency
  08/27/16
To be fair, what
balding becky whorehouse
  08/27/16
why would they reveal to people that they can, and do, look ...
Ocher Soul-stirring Site
  08/27/16
I'm not saying anything. I'm poasting what my friend told m...
splenetic heaven
  08/28/16


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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: splenetic heaven

He admitted to posting harassing messages, surfing porn sites, etc. Surprisingly, that wasn't the reason they dinged him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276102)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Gas Station Therapy

What was the reason?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276105)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: splenetic heaven

Violating the non-disclosure agreement. They caught him bragging about the application process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276125)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: Crusty crotch

How'd they catch him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276130)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:55 PM
Author: splenetic heaven

No idea. He was warned and dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276140)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Mauve vigorous space

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276106)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:55 PM
Author: splenetic heaven

Probably pumo scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276135)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Orchid swashbuckling dysfunction faggot firefighter

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276158)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: insecure hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276110)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling coffee pot

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276131)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: splenetic heaven

I wasn't there, but it wasn't implausible. He's a clean-cut bro otherwise, just a little off. Not surprised he would apply, not surprised he was dinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276146)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling coffee pot

they dont go thru browsing history.

they will ding if they find out you've told people other than immediate family that you're going thru the recruitment process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276155)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: splenetic heaven

Yeah, that was the reason he got dinged (talking about recruitment). So he was lying about the browsing history? Damn, I was hoping this was true.

How hard would this be to actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276165)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Crusty crotch

A lot of Mormons but if you've got the skill set, you can get a pass on a lot of things. Gotta be honest and fully disclose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276230)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: supple menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276277)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: stimulating azure degenerate corner

they do a blood or hair test ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276864)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: filthy hairless base organic girlfriend

FBI is more liberal than working as an AUSA, which is 7 years for weed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278345)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Crusty crotch

I thought FBI was actually more strict, CIA is one year anything (obviously they'll ding you for some stuff) just for eligibility. FBI is smoke weed 3 times you're donee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278483)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: insecure hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276237)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: painfully honest costumed marketing idea parlor

What kind of sites do they ding you for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276247)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Hilarious hominid masturbator

TLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276254)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Vermilion sickened hairy legs step-uncle's house

Tls, leiter reports, econ job rumors, Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276261)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: painfully honest costumed marketing idea parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276354)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 7:51 AM
Author: Avocado nudist faggotry forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31277204)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle windowlicker dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278253)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 5:28 AM
Author: splenetic heaven

ljl, interesting, I'm guessing he took this part and exaggerated it to make a better story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31277107)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig nursing home

Any spy worth his salt would cover his tracks while visiting/enjoying depraved sex sites.

Auto ding is appropriate.

Where's your elementary tradecraft, double-O-wankboy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276250)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Electric crackhouse blood rage

The KGB just puts you in a room with a Chechen and a hammer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276296)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 5:40 AM
Author: adventurous cobalt death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31277113)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 3:05 PM
Author: Sapphire Motley National Security Agency

Does it go in my ass or his? -Russian Millennial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31279081)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed elastic band school

Lol the CIA literally spies on the congressional body responsible for regulating them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276398)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 12:10 AM
Author: demanding shrine

Sister's process took almost 2 years; browsing history was definitely not part of it, at least back in mid 2000's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276482)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: insecure hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276498)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: violent locus

was he a quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276496)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: painfully honest costumed marketing idea parlor

"Mr. Halford, looking at your browser history, you've already done more for the country than any CIA agent could ever do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276518)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 5:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser cyan dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31277108)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Gold national police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31281157)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:44 AM
Author: peach set kitty

My roommate was hired by the CIA then later fired when they found out he didnt disclose getting busted for weed by his RA in college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276845)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:54 AM
Author: Floppy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276862)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 2:07 AM
Author: hot ticket booth boltzmann

yeah, they're definitely not doing an illegal search of your browsing history, and definitely, definitely not letting their applicants know about it if that's what they did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276888)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: Floppy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31276936)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 5:26 AM
Author: splenetic heaven

(final round CIA applicant with poor reading comp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31277105)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 5:27 AM
Author: violent locus

lmao yes the fucking CIA follows the rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31277106)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 12:56 PM
Author: Floppy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278211)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: balding becky whorehouse

To be fair,

TT: "Death to Amerikkka most corrupt shithold CUNTry on Earth everything about it is pure fraudandlies fuck this place burn it all to the ground."

TT: "Don't be a fucking idiot, of course the CIA usually follows the rules, they're not stupid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278468)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: Floppy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278500)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: filthy hairless base organic girlfriend

Even if this "search" existed, it wouldn't be illegal bc you'd have to consent to it as part of the application process, dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278607)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:57 PM
Author: Floppy Liquid Oxygen

thats if they got consent but the OP made it sound like it was just random and person wasnt told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278624)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: balding becky whorehouse

To be fair,

"This is bs, I made it to final.round in spy program"

Oh, OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278191)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 12:56 PM
Author: Floppy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278204)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: spectacular stead

I have a client who was flown to DC for three days of testing with the CIA and they dinged him for failing the psych test. He said same thing, paid for everything in cash, unmarked buildings and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278322)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Floppy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278476)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:30 PM
Author: balding becky whorehouse

To be fair,

So the fact that you know that the CIA has its own zip code and operates unmarked buildings in and around our nation's capitol--real top secret knowledge there!--is supposed to serve as definitive proof that you specifically (i.e., a completely unhinged openly-ISIS-loving openly-America-hating drug-abusing quasi-literate monolingual turdskinned lunatic who megaposts "Death to Amerikkka" on XO for 10 hours a day every day when you're not getting shitfaced in foreign countries and fantasizing about "raping bitches" and committing genocide against white people) made it to final round interviews with the CIA? Notwithstanding the fact that they will not hesitate to ding a fucking clean cut tall white male Ivy STEM bro with a top 1% IQ right out of the gate just because he smoked a joint with some friends on a balcony after a dinner party in the Hamptons two and a half years ago?

Again: Oh, OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278452)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Stirring Topaz Stage Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278491)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Floppy Liquid Oxygen

ljl u sound MAF, im like top 10% intelligence and a turd with a law degree who has traveled the world wtf wldnt i make the final round u unhinged moron, it wld be a joke if i didnt

oh and true story, most of the other applicants with me were cumskins, we had group exercises so i saw all of them, it was pretty pathetic, there was like one muslim breh and maybe an asian girl and the rest were ex military intel cumskin shits, just shows u how fuked up the CIA is when it shld be recruiting browns and chinks and no cumskins at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278492)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: balding becky whorehouse

To be fair,

Again: Oh, OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278499)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: filthy hairless base organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31278601)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Motley National Security Agency

To be fair, you're trying to act smarter than Tommy T, a known schtick currently on schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31279090)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: balding becky whorehouse

To be fair,

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31279193)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 3:18 PM
Author: Ocher Soul-stirring Site

why would they reveal to people that they can, and do, look at anyone's browsing history? Unless you are saying applicants sign a release to let them do so as part of the application process, but that's not what I think you're saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31279142)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: splenetic heaven

I'm not saying anything. I'm poasting what my friend told me, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3333645&forum_id=2#31283330)