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My legs go numb everytime I take a shit longer than 5 minutes.

Am I just getting old or is it another unwanted symptom of b...
magenta pisswyrm
  09/23/16
fat fuck
slimy corn cake people who are hurt
  09/23/16
same here. its normal. you probably squat a lot like i do.
curious field scourge upon the earth
  09/23/16
I went to NYU UG
slimy corn cake people who are hurt
  09/23/16
yeah man i remember you. howve you been?
curious field scourge upon the earth
  09/23/16
I actually do work out my legs a lot. I'm still a fatfuck t...
magenta pisswyrm
  09/23/16
because leg muscles are so large it is easy to impede circul...
curious field scourge upon the earth
  09/23/16
I;m still on the fence about wether or not having a big ass ...
magenta pisswyrm
  09/23/16
this isnt even a question. squats are absolutely mandatory.
curious field scourge upon the earth
  09/23/16
shits taking longer than 5 minutes should be worrying in and...
chest-beating quadroon legend
  09/23/16
the actual shit is done Very quickly , but I like fucking ar...
magenta pisswyrm
  09/23/16
Well, then stop doing that, you moron. You're cutting your b...
Doobsian plaza
  09/23/16
literally never happened prior to this year
magenta pisswyrm
  09/23/16
Happens to me to when I'm hiding in the bathroom at work. J...
Vivacious tan weed whacker
  09/23/16
It is because your pants and underwear are still around you...
Thriller round eye
  09/23/16
I WILL NOT WEAR IT
Vivacious tan weed whacker
  09/23/16
not necessarily true
curious field scourge upon the earth
  09/23/16
yeah, this isn't true, my morning shits are fully naked and ...
magenta pisswyrm
  09/23/16
first q: why do your shits take 5 minutes? mine are 89 seco...
angry irradiated property
  09/23/16


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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: magenta pisswyrm

Am I just getting old or is it another unwanted symptom of being a fat fuck ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472455)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: slimy corn cake people who are hurt

fat fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472478)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: curious field scourge upon the earth

same here. its normal. you probably squat a lot like i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472488)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: slimy corn cake people who are hurt

I went to NYU UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472493)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: curious field scourge upon the earth

yeah man i remember you. howve you been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472521)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: magenta pisswyrm

I actually do work out my legs a lot. I'm still a fatfuck though and a 30yearoldmo. I'd love to take an extended shit without having to worry about getting feeling back in my legs when I stand up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472501)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:22 AM
Author: curious field scourge upon the earth

because leg muscles are so large it is easy to impede circulation. no biggie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472514)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: magenta pisswyrm

I;m still on the fence about wether or not having a big ass and big tree trunk thighs helps or hinders sexual performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472523)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:25 AM
Author: curious field scourge upon the earth

this isnt even a question. squats are absolutely mandatory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472529)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: chest-beating quadroon legend

shits taking longer than 5 minutes should be worrying in and of itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472499)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: magenta pisswyrm

the actual shit is done Very quickly , but I like fucking around and poasting on my phone, or reading , or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472503)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:25 AM
Author: Doobsian plaza

Well, then stop doing that, you moron. You're cutting your blood flow, use you're brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472527)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: magenta pisswyrm

literally never happened prior to this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472561)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:25 AM
Author: Vivacious tan weed whacker

Happens to me to when I'm hiding in the bathroom at work. Just bring a squatty pottie to office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472526)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Thriller round eye

It is because your pants and underwear are still around your knees or ankles or whatever and that is cutting off the circulation.

If you take those all the way off then you will not have that problem anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472534)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Vivacious tan weed whacker

I WILL NOT WEAR IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472539)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: curious field scourge upon the earth

not necessarily true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472541)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: magenta pisswyrm

yeah, this isn't true, my morning shits are fully naked and if I linger on the bowl then legs go numb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: angry irradiated property

first q:

why do your shits take 5 minutes? mine are 89 seconds, including wipe and hand wash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3360868&forum_id=2#31472558)