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Any litigators here who don't want to do AUSA b/c of dregs of society
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:54 PM Author: startled soul-stirring cuck prosecutors deal with the dregs of society. i dont want to make a career based on putting dumb people in prison. it's shocking how casually my peers talk about using ausa as a stepping stone to partnership. just put dumb blacks and mexicans in prison for a few years, you'll get great trial experience and then make millions of dollars! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31474923) |
Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:24 PM Author: startled soul-stirring cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475078) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:26 PM Author: wonderful opaque crackhouse Fuck that. I don't want to do it bc it seems like a lot of work for not great pay. Otherwise sign me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475085) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:27 PM Author: disgusting rusted hairy legs criminal law generally (maybe excluding white collar) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475088) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:03 AM Author: floppy tan stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31629989) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:32 PM Author: high-end mind-boggling shrine fat ankles Agreed as a federal prosecutor you deal with dregs of society. Also, you prosecute criminals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475117) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:44 PM Author: disrespectful lilac senate wrinkle This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478198) |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:48 PM Author: Fighting stirring keepsake machete dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31650183) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:38 PM Author: Concupiscible whorehouse and the agents you work with aren't much smarter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475172) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:12 PM Author: dashing cyan state trust fund Also pay cut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478006) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Big-titted Mexican Try the civil side (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478019) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:19 PM Author: shivering set Lol civil AUSA = DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478041) |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:49 PM Author: Fighting stirring keepsake machete dog poop Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31650187) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:17 PM Author: Diverse ruby ceo If you've smoked pot in the past seven years you can't be an AUSA (makes you disclose on background form). I thought this was a pretty insane requirement considering like 1/4 of the US is on the verge of marijuana legalization. I don't think the FBI even goes back seven years in hiring agents. I've also heard the pay is shit and you don't get much in the way of actual trial experience because everyone pleads guilty in federal court |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: shivering set You still get 10x the trial experience of big law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478045) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: Diverse ruby ceo Cool story bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478051) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: Lascivious point patrolman Also, the offices are in DEPLORABLE condition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478049) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: passionate national nibblets Do you get tested? What if you have a medical card? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478057) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Diverse ruby ceo I don't think they test you but they interview your background references and others who know you. Medical card doesn't matter because pot is still controlled under federal law. All this crap for the chance to earn 70k! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478079) |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:49 PM Author: Vigorous toaster lay "BUT YOULL GET TO BE IN COURT!!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31650188) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: appetizing mauve marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478063) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:27 PM Author: Diverse ruby ceo I've heard this from everyone. State prosecutor is truly trial by fire, more trials, and more interesting trials. Everything in USAO is fraud, felon in possession, or immigration related. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478094) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:30 PM Author: Crystalline codepig Dope. Pubic corruption, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478108) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: Diverse ruby ceo Is pubic corruption a euphemism for child porn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478119) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM Author: Crystalline codepig Nah. Rural sheriffs dealing on the side. And Senators from Jersey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478213) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:49 PM Author: disrespectful lilac senate wrinkle Mainly the former (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478235) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:47 PM Author: copper exciting pocket flask "Immigration related" Oh, so God's work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478220) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM Author: Diverse ruby ceo Yes but pretty boring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478224) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:49 PM Author: appetizing mauve marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478232) |
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Date: October 14th, 2016 7:00 PM Author: idiotic home jap lol at ever admitting this on the form (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31643314) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: Low-t antidepressant drug how difficult is it to get a job with doj main office doing antitrust work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478053) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Lascivious point patrolman Well, in the NY office, there are one or two openings every year and 200+ apps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478061) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: appetizing mauve marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478065) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: Low-t antidepressant drug a friend did main office antitrust work for 5+ years and he really loved it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478068) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:29 PM Author: Diverse ruby ceo Just do unicorn law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478104) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: wonderful opaque crackhouse So as hard as any legal job but Biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478116) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM Author: copper exciting pocket flask I had an adjunct professor who was retired AUSA who said it was chill. Got like 25 hours a week of work pwning dealers and LCN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478229) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:57 AM Author: startled soul-stirring cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31629972) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:09 AM Author: Diverse ruby ceo Do u have a medical card? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31630014) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:04 AM Author: startled soul-stirring cuck it's shameful how people talk about the job -- just do 5 years of putting stupid people in prison, get some great experience, and your life is set as a partner! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31629995) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:08 AM Author: Diverse ruby ceo Fed Defender sounds more interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31630011) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:09 AM Author: Pink jewess Do you means cops + pros witnesses, defendants or defense counsel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31630019) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:12 AM Author: startled soul-stirring cuck defendants and witnesses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31630034) |
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Date: October 14th, 2016 7:06 PM Author: submissive pit pistol Know a few people who do it. They love it despite the hours when prepping for trial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31643354) |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:47 PM Author: Vigorous toaster lay "Prepping for trial once or twice a year"
Ftfy |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:46 PM Author: Vigorous toaster lay LOL @ "Great Trial Experience "
No the fuck u won't |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:57 PM Author: Diverse ruby ceo it's still probably the best jerb to get that mythical 'federal trial experience' though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31650252) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:57 PM Author: Vigorous toaster lay Only if yer district doesn't have Federal Defenders.
You could do Court-appointed federal defense |