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Any litigators here who don't want to do AUSA b/c of dregs of society
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 1:54 PM Author: Hairraiser rose becky heaven prosecutors deal with the dregs of society. i dont want to make a career based on putting dumb people in prison. it's shocking how casually my peers talk about using ausa as a stepping stone to partnership. just put dumb blacks and mexicans in prison for a few years, you'll get great trial experience and then make millions of dollars! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31474923) |
Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:24 PM Author: Hairraiser rose becky heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475078) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:26 PM Author: comical azure skinny woman Fuck that. I don't want to do it bc it seems like a lot of work for not great pay. Otherwise sign me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475085) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:27 PM Author: Beady-eyed kitty cat parlour criminal law generally (maybe excluding white collar) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475088) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:03 AM Author: green piazza dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31629989) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:32 PM Author: Excitant Balding Toaster Voyeur Agreed as a federal prosecutor you deal with dregs of society. Also, you prosecute criminals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475117) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:44 PM Author: curious boiling water This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478198) |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:48 PM Author: Bull headed meetinghouse mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31650183) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:38 PM Author: galvanic mentally impaired nursing home alpha and the agents you work with aren't much smarter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31475172) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:12 PM Author: Copper kitchen Also pay cut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478006) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: cowardly impressive striped hyena bbw Try the civil side (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478019) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:19 PM Author: cruel-hearted boyish state idea he suggested Lol civil AUSA = DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478041) |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:49 PM Author: Bull headed meetinghouse mood Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31650187) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:17 PM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus If you've smoked pot in the past seven years you can't be an AUSA (makes you disclose on background form). I thought this was a pretty insane requirement considering like 1/4 of the US is on the verge of marijuana legalization. I don't think the FBI even goes back seven years in hiring agents. I've also heard the pay is shit and you don't get much in the way of actual trial experience because everyone pleads guilty in federal court |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: cruel-hearted boyish state idea he suggested You still get 10x the trial experience of big law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478045) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus Cool story bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478051) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: Mauve Jap Also, the offices are in DEPLORABLE condition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478049) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: big ticket booth fortuitous meteor Do you get tested? What if you have a medical card? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478057) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus I don't think they test you but they interview your background references and others who know you. Medical card doesn't matter because pot is still controlled under federal law. All this crap for the chance to earn 70k! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478079) |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:49 PM Author: Vivacious french chef "BUT YOULL GET TO BE IN COURT!!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31650188) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: hyperactive beta abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478063) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:27 PM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus I've heard this from everyone. State prosecutor is truly trial by fire, more trials, and more interesting trials. Everything in USAO is fraud, felon in possession, or immigration related. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478094) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:30 PM Author: Opaque Razzmatazz Pervert Brethren Dope. Pubic corruption, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478108) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus Is pubic corruption a euphemism for child porn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478119) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM Author: Opaque Razzmatazz Pervert Brethren Nah. Rural sheriffs dealing on the side. And Senators from Jersey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478213) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:49 PM Author: curious boiling water Mainly the former (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478235) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:47 PM Author: metal awkward hominid "Immigration related" Oh, so God's work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478220) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus Yes but pretty boring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478224) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:49 PM Author: hyperactive beta abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478232) |
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Date: October 14th, 2016 7:00 PM Author: Vigorous Trust Fund Den lol at ever admitting this on the form (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31643314) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: mustard set mediation how difficult is it to get a job with doj main office doing antitrust work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478053) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Mauve Jap Well, in the NY office, there are one or two openings every year and 200+ apps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478061) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: hyperactive beta abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478065) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: mustard set mediation a friend did main office antitrust work for 5+ years and he really loved it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478068) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:29 PM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus Just do unicorn law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478104) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: comical azure skinny woman So as hard as any legal job but Biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478116) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:48 PM Author: metal awkward hominid I had an adjunct professor who was retired AUSA who said it was chill. Got like 25 hours a week of work pwning dealers and LCN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31478229) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:57 AM Author: Hairraiser rose becky heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31629972) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:09 AM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus Do u have a medical card? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31630014) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:04 AM Author: Hairraiser rose becky heaven it's shameful how people talk about the job -- just do 5 years of putting stupid people in prison, get some great experience, and your life is set as a partner! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31629995) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:08 AM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus Fed Defender sounds more interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31630011) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:09 AM Author: onyx lodge Do you means cops + pros witnesses, defendants or defense counsel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31630019) |
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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:12 AM Author: Hairraiser rose becky heaven defendants and witnesses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31630034) |
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Date: October 14th, 2016 7:06 PM Author: Iridescent preventive strike deer antler Know a few people who do it. They love it despite the hours when prepping for trial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31643354) |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:47 PM Author: Vivacious french chef "Prepping for trial once or twice a year"
Ftfy |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:46 PM Author: Vivacious french chef LOL @ "Great Trial Experience "
No the fuck u won't |
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Date: October 15th, 2016 7:57 PM Author: Offensive Abnormal Locus it's still probably the best jerb to get that mythical 'federal trial experience' though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3361176&forum_id=2#31650252) |
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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:57 PM Author: Vivacious french chef Only if yer district doesn't have Federal Defenders.
You could do Court-appointed federal defense |