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Date: September 25th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: bateful poppy sanctuary mexican Was caught by a state trooper doing 73 in a 25. Long story. Anyways, I have a hearing in front of magistrate. How to win? Basically radar calibration was not working? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490417) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:02 PM Author: Thirsty parlour useless brakes There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. 'This is great,' he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. 'I can get away from him with no problem' thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.
Then he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing' and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.
The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
'Sir,' he said, looking at his watch. 'My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding; that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'
The man looked back at the Trooper and said, 'Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.'
The State Trooper said, 'Have a nice day
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:11 PM Author: Awkward Flatulent Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535178) |
Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: Abusive hyperactive chad lay You won't win, they hear the "radar was wrong" argument all the time and you have absolutely nothing to substantiate it with. The police officer, on the other hand, has a sworn statement that he observed you doing 73 in a 25, and his statement is backed up by the readout on his radar gun.
Why the fuck were you going 73 in a 25? You're going to end up with a misdemeanor reckless driving conviction.
EDIT: If you hire a lawyer then they may know how to talk down your charges, e.g. from a misdemeanor to a mere violation. I think that's your only shot though. |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:06 PM Author: Shivering heaven roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490482) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: canary alcoholic theater How do lawyers talk down charges? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490640) |
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Date: September 26th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Metal cracking casino by wasting pros bro's time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31493614) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Thirsty parlour useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534816) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM Author: Awkward Flatulent Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535182) |
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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: Fragrant spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#32500377) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 8:48 PM Author: Aphrodisiac parlor Just don't pay the fraud shit and never come back to that shit jurisdiction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575667) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: zippy puce box office marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490473) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: Comical filthy piazza roast beef jump out of the court room right before the magistrate bangs the gavel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490479) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: Kink-friendly bat-shit-crazy menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490580) |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:56 PM Author: contagious sooty doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM Author: vigorous coral black woman toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575257) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM Author: Fragrant spot eat this one. youre egregiously guilty. you deserve the fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490490) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM Author: at-the-ready mauve pistol immigrant file a daubert motion about the lasers/radar not being calibrated to account for global curvature and how the officer isn't an expert on the device. raise for appeal. file appeal to county criminal court, await 20 days for extension request, agree to nolle prosse or win appeal as appelle never files brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490493) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM Author: Awkward Flatulent Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535185) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:09 PM Author: Hot cyan indian lodge How the fuck do you do 73 in a 25 man? Jfc thats basically a school zone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490506) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: at-the-ready mauve pistol immigrant that's barely 3rd gear for his riced out lancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490556) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:19 PM Author: Kink-friendly bat-shit-crazy menage file a continuance. hope the cop forgets and doesn't show up.
that's about it. |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:29 PM Author: buff tantric alpha Go into Jersey and find the most fast-talking personal injury lawyer you can find. A real My Cousin Vinnie type. Then get him in the courtroom and let him do his thing. He'll discredit all witnesses and win over the judge with his unconventional, street-smart ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490676) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: vermilion bipolar whorehouse hairy legs Change your name before the hearing, don't know why people don't do this more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490689) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: Duck-like razzle public bath quadroon Tell the judge you were racing Arnold Palmer to the hospital, but the cop pulled you over and Arnie died. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490696) |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: Insane saffron nursing home Violation of your 1st Amendment rights.
Gotta go fast! |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: Drab Circlehead was the ticket given on fringe paper? Did the cop have a state seal certified by a postmaster? if not he has no jurisdiction over your corporate entity "persons" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524494) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Shivering heaven roommate MFE BIGSOVERIGNCITIZENLAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534813) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM Author: Thirsty parlour useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534829) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM Author: Trip dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534831) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM Author: vigorous coral black woman toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575260) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: lilac charismatic affirmative action plaza Proles always think they can win the case by asking if the radar detector had been calibrated recently. They also think the officer will "never show up" to testify ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534833) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:05 PM Author: Thirsty parlour useless brakes I've won one by the officer not showing up, fwiw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534835) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:14 PM Author: Awkward Flatulent Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535190) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:18 PM Author: milky swashbuckling rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535229) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:45 PM Author: heady orchid feces Oftentimes if you file a continuance the officer will not show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544569) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM Author: Vivacious Area Son Of Senegal I've gotten out of at least 5 tickets lifetime with noshow cops. It happens a lot, and if you're their only ticket on the docket and you were like 15 over and they're just skipping out on like 10 minutes of OT why wouldn't they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544666) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:09 PM Author: Thriller Silver Market Protip: you weren't driving and you aren't a citizen over which the United States has authority (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534849) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:08 PM Author: Unholy Love Of Her Life THIS. But you must first establish what jurisdiction and laws really apply before making your case, so be sure to bring up the gold trim on the flag first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535158) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM Author: Thriller Silver Market This problem can USUALLY be avoided with a proactive notarized letter to the county sheriff's department which formally notifies them of your sovereign status (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535195) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM Author: Awkward Flatulent Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535219) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM Author: Awkward Flatulent Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535204) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:36 PM Author: Unholy Love Of Her Life Really feel XO should launch a law firm specializing in SC law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535326) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM Author: Awkward Flatulent Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544589) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM Author: Awkward Flatulent Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535194) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:49 PM Author: Thriller Silver Market Tbf, P. Barnes really was overstepping his boundaries by tazing the poor kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535416) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM Author: Bronze mentally impaired field death wish Trial by written declaration. Cop friend told me that they get paid to show up at court but have do the writeups for trial by written declaration after their shifts (without getting paid). So, most cops just fail to respond to trials by written declaration. It worked for me like 6 yrs ago, not sure if things have changed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535223) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:21 PM Author: navy bull headed elastic band place of business Tell the judge you'll be taking a statutory dismissal without prejudice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535250) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 5:00 PM Author: Chestnut Cowardly Cruise Ship offer to plead guilty to next lowest charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31536593) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:39 PM Author: Self-centered glittery goyim How many constitutional arguments will you be able to make?
Can you appeal to the magistrate's notions of fairness? |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM Author: hateful library faggotry Trial by combat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544587) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:03 AM Author: Aggressive bawdyhouse patrolman what do you know about the judge? is he known for deciding cases on the basis of fairness or law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545451) |
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