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How do lawyers talk down charges?
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file a continuance. hope the cop forgets and doesn't show up...
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offer to plead guilty to next lowest charge
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cant because of the points system (auto insurance)
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Date: September 25th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Excitant dull market

Was caught by a state trooper doing 73 in a 25. Long story. Anyways, I have a hearing in front of magistrate. How to win? Basically radar calibration was not working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490417)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: thriller headpube bbw

There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. 'This is great,' he thought and floored it some more.

He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. 'I can get away from him with no problem' thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

Then he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing' and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.

The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.

'Sir,' he said, looking at his watch. 'My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding; that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The man looked back at the Trooper and said, 'Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.'

The State Trooper said, 'Have a nice day



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534827)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Poppy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535178)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Dead azure home old irish cottage

You won't win, they hear the "radar was wrong" argument all the time and you have absolutely nothing to substantiate it with. The police officer, on the other hand, has a sworn statement that he observed you doing 73 in a 25, and his statement is backed up by the readout on his radar gun.

Why the fuck were you going 73 in a 25? You're going to end up with a misdemeanor reckless driving conviction.

EDIT: If you hire a lawyer then they may know how to talk down your charges, e.g. from a misdemeanor to a mere violation. I think that's your only shot though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490469)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Metal Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490482)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: very tactful pit generalized bond

How do lawyers talk down charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490640)



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Date: September 26th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: red lodge philosopher-king

by wasting pros bro's time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31493614)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: thriller headpube bbw



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Poppy becky



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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz incel



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Date: October 6th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Obsidian Haunting Resort Keepsake Machete

Just don't pay the fraud shit and never come back to that shit jurisdiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575667)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: mahogany death wish chapel



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Sick titillating church building goyim

jump out of the court room right before the magistrate bangs the gavel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490479)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Self-centered Abusive Ratface Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490580)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Scourge Upon The Earth Address



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: slimy motley space pistol



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz incel

eat this one. youre egregiously guilty. you deserve the fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490490)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: scarlet liquid oxygen

file a daubert motion about the lasers/radar not being calibrated to account for global curvature and how the officer isn't an expert on the device. raise for appeal. file appeal to county criminal court, await 20 days for extension request, agree to nolle prosse or win appeal as appelle never files brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490493)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Poppy becky



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:44 PM
Author: shimmering painfully honest business firm

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575235)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing bespoke field windowlicker

How the fuck do you do 73 in a 25 man? Jfc thats basically a school zone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490506)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: scarlet liquid oxygen

that's barely 3rd gear for his riced out lancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490556)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Self-centered Abusive Ratface Sneaky Criminal

file a continuance. hope the cop forgets and doesn't show up.

that's about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490588)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Metal Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490634)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: vigorous rehab gay wizard

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544524)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Brindle whorehouse

Go into Jersey and find the most fast-talking personal injury lawyer you can find. A real My Cousin Vinnie type. Then get him in the courtroom and let him do his thing. He'll discredit all witnesses and win over the judge with his unconventional, street-smart ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490676)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: spruce base

Change your name before the hearing, don't know why people don't do this more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490689)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Boyish plaza

Drive faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490693)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Excitant dull market

be serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524489)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Nighttime crystalline dopamine area

Tell the judge you were racing Arnold Palmer to the hospital, but the cop pulled you over and Arnie died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490696)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Rough-skinned Parlour International Law Enforcement Agency

Violation of your 1st Amendment rights.

Gotta go fast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524491)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: bearded erotic sanctuary electric furnace

was the ticket given on fringe paper? Did the cop have a state seal certified by a postmaster? if not he has no jurisdiction over your corporate entity "persons"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524494)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Metal Hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534813)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: thriller headpube bbw



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: laughsome seedy gas station



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: slimy motley space pistol



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: concupiscible ungodly doctorate

Proles always think they can win the case by asking if the radar detector had been calibrated recently. They also think the officer will "never show up" to testify ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534833)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: thriller headpube bbw

I've won one by the officer not showing up, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534835)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Poppy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535190)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535229)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: vigorous rehab gay wizard

Oftentimes if you file a continuance the officer will not show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544569)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Violent blathering casino

I've gotten out of at least 5 tickets lifetime with noshow cops. It happens a lot, and if you're their only ticket on the docket and you were like 15 over and they're just skipping out on like 10 minutes of OT why wouldn't they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544666)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: aromatic corner

Protip: you weren't driving and you aren't a citizen over which the United States has authority

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534849)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: vivacious jade orchestra pit personal credit line

THIS. But you must first establish what jurisdiction and laws really apply before making your case, so be sure to bring up the gold trim on the flag first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535158)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: aromatic corner

This problem can USUALLY be avoided with a proactive notarized letter to the county sheriff's department which formally notifies them of your sovereign status

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535195)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: Poppy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535219)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Poppy becky



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: vivacious jade orchestra pit personal credit line

Really feel XO should launch a law firm specializing in SC law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535326)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Poppy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544589)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Poppy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535194)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: aromatic corner

Tbf, P. Barnes really was overstepping his boundaries by tazing the poor kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535416)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Garrison Voyeur

Trial by written declaration. Cop friend told me that they get paid to show up at court but have do the writeups for trial by written declaration after their shifts (without getting paid). So, most cops just fail to respond to trials by written declaration. It worked for me like 6 yrs ago, not sure if things have changed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535223)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Violet federal candlestick maker

worked for me a couple years ago as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535767)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: slimy motley space pistol

lol holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575270)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Drab histrionic pozpig

Tell the judge you'll be taking a statutory dismissal without prejudice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535250)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Henna ceo double fault

offer to plead guilty to next lowest charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31536593)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Excitant dull market

cant because of the points system (auto insurance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544472)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:39 PM
Author: Odious Mildly Autistic Stain

How many constitutional arguments will you be able to make?

Can you appeal to the magistrate's notions of fairness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544511)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Sexy primrose wagecucks library

Trial by combat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544587)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Excitant dull market

elaborate, shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544675)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: territorial diverse public bath



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Adventurous Balding Ticket Booth Genital Piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545440)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: big-titted razzle famous landscape painting

what do you know about the judge? is he known for deciding cases on the basis of fairness or law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545451)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Excitant dull market

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575121)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: wonderful den

slow down idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545483)



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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Impertinent Giraffe

just jump before the bailiff calls your name and your case is dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#32500384)