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Date: September 25th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: cracking round eye degenerate Was caught by a state trooper doing 73 in a 25. Long story. Anyways, I have a hearing in front of magistrate. How to win? Basically radar calibration was not working? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490417) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:02 PM Author: Glittery twinkling kitchen pozpig There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. 'This is great,' he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. 'I can get away from him with no problem' thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.
Then he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing' and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.
The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
'Sir,' he said, looking at his watch. 'My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding; that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'
The man looked back at the Trooper and said, 'Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.'
The State Trooper said, 'Have a nice day
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:11 PM Author: big double fault kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535178) |
Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: peach cuckold You won't win, they hear the "radar was wrong" argument all the time and you have absolutely nothing to substantiate it with. The police officer, on the other hand, has a sworn statement that he observed you doing 73 in a 25, and his statement is backed up by the readout on his radar gun.
Why the fuck were you going 73 in a 25? You're going to end up with a misdemeanor reckless driving conviction.
EDIT: If you hire a lawyer then they may know how to talk down your charges, e.g. from a misdemeanor to a mere violation. I think that's your only shot though. |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:06 PM Author: Exhilarant dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490482) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Milky violent senate How do lawyers talk down charges? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490640) |
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Date: September 26th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Disrespectful Spot by wasting pros bro's time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31493614) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Glittery twinkling kitchen pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534816) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM Author: big double fault kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535182) |
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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: beady-eyed hideous site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#32500377) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 8:48 PM Author: Mind-boggling Ceo Goyim Just don't pay the fraud shit and never come back to that shit jurisdiction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575667) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: crystalline medicated brunch becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490473) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: glassy splenetic base jump out of the court room right before the magistrate bangs the gavel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490479) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: fishy turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490580) |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:56 PM Author: cerebral dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM Author: Tantric Federal Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575257) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM Author: beady-eyed hideous site eat this one. youre egregiously guilty. you deserve the fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490490) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM Author: flatulent pink cruise ship file a daubert motion about the lasers/radar not being calibrated to account for global curvature and how the officer isn't an expert on the device. raise for appeal. file appeal to county criminal court, await 20 days for extension request, agree to nolle prosse or win appeal as appelle never files brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490493) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM Author: big double fault kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535185) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:44 PM Author: racy fighting stock car address CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575235) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:09 PM Author: Talented useless reading party immigrant How the fuck do you do 73 in a 25 man? Jfc thats basically a school zone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490506) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: flatulent pink cruise ship that's barely 3rd gear for his riced out lancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490556) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:19 PM Author: fishy turdskin file a continuance. hope the cop forgets and doesn't show up.
that's about it. |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Exhilarant dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490634) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:41 PM Author: lemon university marketing idea Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544524) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:29 PM Author: Spectacular useless brakes partner Go into Jersey and find the most fast-talking personal injury lawyer you can find. A real My Cousin Vinnie type. Then get him in the courtroom and let him do his thing. He'll discredit all witnesses and win over the judge with his unconventional, street-smart ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490676) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: Opaque contagious athletic conference institution Change your name before the hearing, don't know why people don't do this more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490689) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: coiffed station antidepressant drug Drive faster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490693) |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:53 PM Author: cracking round eye degenerate be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524489) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: carnelian area Tell the judge you were racing Arnold Palmer to the hospital, but the cop pulled you over and Arnie died. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490696) |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: Aggressive razzle-dazzle mental disorder foreskin Violation of your 1st Amendment rights.
Gotta go fast! |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: Turquoise stimulating parlour jap was the ticket given on fringe paper? Did the cop have a state seal certified by a postmaster? if not he has no jurisdiction over your corporate entity "persons" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524494) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Exhilarant dingle berry MFE BIGSOVERIGNCITIZENLAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534813) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM Author: Glittery twinkling kitchen pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534829) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM Author: vigorous painfully honest locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534831) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM Author: Tantric Federal Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575260) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Histrionic Dead Sweet Tailpipe Proles always think they can win the case by asking if the radar detector had been calibrated recently. They also think the officer will "never show up" to testify ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534833) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:05 PM Author: Glittery twinkling kitchen pozpig I've won one by the officer not showing up, fwiw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534835) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:14 PM Author: big double fault kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535190) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:18 PM Author: maize theater stage filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535229) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:45 PM Author: lemon university marketing idea Oftentimes if you file a continuance the officer will not show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544569) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM Author: zippy pit persian I've gotten out of at least 5 tickets lifetime with noshow cops. It happens a lot, and if you're their only ticket on the docket and you were like 15 over and they're just skipping out on like 10 minutes of OT why wouldn't they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544666) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:09 PM Author: Floppy alpha theatre Protip: you weren't driving and you aren't a citizen over which the United States has authority (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534849) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:08 PM Author: Costumed knife indirect expression THIS. But you must first establish what jurisdiction and laws really apply before making your case, so be sure to bring up the gold trim on the flag first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535158) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM Author: Floppy alpha theatre This problem can USUALLY be avoided with a proactive notarized letter to the county sheriff's department which formally notifies them of your sovereign status (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535195) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM Author: big double fault kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535219) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM Author: big double fault kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535204) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:36 PM Author: Costumed knife indirect expression Really feel XO should launch a law firm specializing in SC law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535326) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM Author: big double fault kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544589) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM Author: big double fault kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535194) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:49 PM Author: Floppy alpha theatre Tbf, P. Barnes really was overstepping his boundaries by tazing the poor kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535416) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM Author: Swashbuckling Office Ape Trial by written declaration. Cop friend told me that they get paid to show up at court but have do the writeups for trial by written declaration after their shifts (without getting paid). So, most cops just fail to respond to trials by written declaration. It worked for me like 6 yrs ago, not sure if things have changed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535223) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 2:50 PM Author: appetizing crusty school worked for me a couple years ago as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535767) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:47 PM Author: Tantric Federal Heaven lol holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575270) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:21 PM Author: nudist sooty theater genital piercing Tell the judge you'll be taking a statutory dismissal without prejudice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535250) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 5:00 PM Author: mischievous confused center offer to plead guilty to next lowest charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31536593) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:32 PM Author: cracking round eye degenerate cant because of the points system (auto insurance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544472) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:39 PM Author: Cocky metal cuckoldry electric furnace How many constitutional arguments will you be able to make?
Can you appeal to the magistrate's notions of fairness? |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM Author: Black Bawdyhouse Cumskin Trial by combat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544587) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:59 PM Author: cracking round eye degenerate elaborate, shitlib. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544675) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2016 1:55 AM Author: emerald goal in life liberally apply pepper, shitlib. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545440) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:03 AM Author: Titillating affirmative action library what do you know about the judge? is he known for deciding cases on the basis of fairness or law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545451) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:24 AM Author: bull headed range slow down idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545483) |
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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: Arousing Mint National Security Agency just jump before the bailiff calls your name and your case is dismissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#32500384) |