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Was caught by a state trooper doing 73 in a 25. Long story. ...
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How do lawyers talk down charges?
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  09/25/16
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  09/25/16
file a continuance. hope the cop forgets and doesn't show up...
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be serious
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Proles always think they can win the case by asking if the r...
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I've won one by the officer not showing up, fwiw.
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  10/01/16
worked for me a couple years ago as well
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offer to plead guilty to next lowest charge
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cant because of the points system (auto insurance)
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Trial by combat.
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Date: September 25th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Poppy Racy Cruise Ship

Was caught by a state trooper doing 73 in a 25. Long story. Anyways, I have a hearing in front of magistrate. How to win? Basically radar calibration was not working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490417)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Sepia Dysfunction Sound Barrier

There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. 'This is great,' he thought and floored it some more.

He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. 'I can get away from him with no problem' thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

Then he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing' and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.

The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.

'Sir,' he said, looking at his watch. 'My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding; that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The man looked back at the Trooper and said, 'Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.'

The State Trooper said, 'Have a nice day



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534827)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: naked masturbator



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: khaki sanctuary

You won't win, they hear the "radar was wrong" argument all the time and you have absolutely nothing to substantiate it with. The police officer, on the other hand, has a sworn statement that he observed you doing 73 in a 25, and his statement is backed up by the readout on his radar gun.

Why the fuck were you going 73 in a 25? You're going to end up with a misdemeanor reckless driving conviction.

EDIT: If you hire a lawyer then they may know how to talk down your charges, e.g. from a misdemeanor to a mere violation. I think that's your only shot though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490469)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: gay marvelous native hairy legs



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Lime fiercely-loyal school

How do lawyers talk down charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490640)



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Date: September 26th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: lascivious disturbing crackhouse nibblets

by wasting pros bro's time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31493614)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Sepia Dysfunction Sound Barrier



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: naked masturbator



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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Talented translucent locale community account



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Date: October 6th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: cream excitant box office sweet tailpipe

Just don't pay the fraud shit and never come back to that shit jurisdiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575667)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all mewling pervert



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: motley bright nursing home

jump out of the court room right before the magistrate bangs the gavel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490479)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz stain den



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Cordovan Mood Codepig



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: red stag film jap



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Talented translucent locale community account

eat this one. youre egregiously guilty. you deserve the fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490490)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Light at-the-ready resort chad

file a daubert motion about the lasers/radar not being calibrated to account for global curvature and how the officer isn't an expert on the device. raise for appeal. file appeal to county criminal court, await 20 days for extension request, agree to nolle prosse or win appeal as appelle never files brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490493)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: naked masturbator



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:44 PM
Author: irate property weed whacker

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575235)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: unholy irradiated menage

How the fuck do you do 73 in a 25 man? Jfc thats basically a school zone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490506)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Light at-the-ready resort chad

that's barely 3rd gear for his riced out lancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490556)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz stain den

file a continuance. hope the cop forgets and doesn't show up.

that's about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490588)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: gay marvelous native hairy legs



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: black 180 indirect expression point

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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Jade Hairraiser Chapel

Go into Jersey and find the most fast-talking personal injury lawyer you can find. A real My Cousin Vinnie type. Then get him in the courtroom and let him do his thing. He'll discredit all witnesses and win over the judge with his unconventional, street-smart ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490676)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Sienna windowlicker

Change your name before the hearing, don't know why people don't do this more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490689)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Crystalline giraffe wagecucks

Drive faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490693)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Poppy Racy Cruise Ship

be serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524489)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: geriatric stock car brunch

Tell the judge you were racing Arnold Palmer to the hospital, but the cop pulled you over and Arnie died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490696)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: lake godawful area

Violation of your 1st Amendment rights.

Gotta go fast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524491)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Duck-like laser beams

was the ticket given on fringe paper? Did the cop have a state seal certified by a postmaster? if not he has no jurisdiction over your corporate entity "persons"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524494)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: gay marvelous native hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534813)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: Sepia Dysfunction Sound Barrier



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: dark rigor



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: red stag film jap



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Turquoise bawdyhouse kitty

Proles always think they can win the case by asking if the radar detector had been calibrated recently. They also think the officer will "never show up" to testify ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534833)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Sepia Dysfunction Sound Barrier

I've won one by the officer not showing up, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534835)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: naked masturbator



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: iridescent shrine headpube



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: black 180 indirect expression point

Oftentimes if you file a continuance the officer will not show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544569)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Henna deep ticket booth prole

I've gotten out of at least 5 tickets lifetime with noshow cops. It happens a lot, and if you're their only ticket on the docket and you were like 15 over and they're just skipping out on like 10 minutes of OT why wouldn't they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544666)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Boiling Water Set

Protip: you weren't driving and you aren't a citizen over which the United States has authority

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534849)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Big Idiot Locus

THIS. But you must first establish what jurisdiction and laws really apply before making your case, so be sure to bring up the gold trim on the flag first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535158)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Boiling Water Set

This problem can USUALLY be avoided with a proactive notarized letter to the county sheriff's department which formally notifies them of your sovereign status

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535195)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: naked masturbator



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: naked masturbator



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: Big Idiot Locus

Really feel XO should launch a law firm specializing in SC law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535326)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: naked masturbator



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: naked masturbator



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Boiling Water Set

Tbf, P. Barnes really was overstepping his boundaries by tazing the poor kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535416)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: rusted piazza

Trial by written declaration. Cop friend told me that they get paid to show up at court but have do the writeups for trial by written declaration after their shifts (without getting paid). So, most cops just fail to respond to trials by written declaration. It worked for me like 6 yrs ago, not sure if things have changed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535223)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Shaky theater

worked for me a couple years ago as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535767)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: red stag film jap

lol holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575270)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Confused Idea He Suggested Principal's Office

Tell the judge you'll be taking a statutory dismissal without prejudice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535250)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive shimmering son of senegal orchestra pit

offer to plead guilty to next lowest charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31536593)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Poppy Racy Cruise Ship

cant because of the points system (auto insurance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544472)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:39 PM
Author: bronze voyeur clown

How many constitutional arguments will you be able to make?

Can you appeal to the magistrate's notions of fairness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544511)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia deranged sneaky criminal

Trial by combat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544587)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Poppy Racy Cruise Ship

elaborate, shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544675)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Violent volcanic crater round eye



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: cyan stimulating kitchen tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545440)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: Clear titillating whorehouse cumskin

what do you know about the judge? is he known for deciding cases on the basis of fairness or law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545451)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Poppy Racy Cruise Ship

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575121)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: thriller flirting theater stage background story

slow down idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545483)



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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Big-titted carnelian home deer antler

just jump before the bailiff calls your name and your case is dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#32500384)