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Was caught by a state trooper doing 73 in a 25. Long story. ...
useless cracking doctorate pistol
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You won't win, they hear the "radar was wrong" arg...
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Thriller market persian
  09/25/16
How do lawyers talk down charges?
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  09/25/16
by wasting pros bro's time
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Just don't pay the fraud shit and never come back to that sh...
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  09/25/16
jump out of the court room right before the magistrate bangs...
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Disgusting Vengeful Blood Rage
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eat this one. youre egregiously guilty. you deserve the fine...
Stimulating fantasy-prone milk
  09/25/16
file a daubert motion about the lasers/radar not being calib...
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Exciting factory reset button
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CR
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How the fuck do you do 73 in a 25 man? Jfc thats basically a...
Idiotic Meetinghouse
  09/25/16
that's barely 3rd gear for his riced out lancer.
Soul-stirring stock car set
  09/25/16
file a continuance. hope the cop forgets and doesn't show up...
misanthropic seedy den
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Thriller market persian
  09/25/16
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swashbuckling hateful idiot psychic
  10/02/16
Go into Jersey and find the most fast-talking personal injur...
Self-absorbed pink circlehead home
  09/25/16
Change your name before the hearing, don't know why people d...
Supple Therapy Box Office
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Drive faster
ruby dingle berry state
  09/25/16
be serious
useless cracking doctorate pistol
  09/29/16
Tell the judge you were racing Arnold Palmer to the hospital...
appetizing amber point
  09/25/16
Violation of your 1st Amendment rights. Gotta go fast!
bipolar 180 sweet tailpipe address
  09/29/16
was the ticket given on fringe paper? Did the cop have a sta...
Fighting ladyboy prole
  09/29/16
MFE BIGSOVERIGNCITIZENLAW
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Disgusting Vengeful Blood Rage
  10/06/16
Proles always think they can win the case by asking if the r...
Domesticated Theater Stage Jewess
  10/01/16
I've won one by the officer not showing up, fwiw.
blue station
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Oftentimes if you file a continuance the officer will not sh...
swashbuckling hateful idiot psychic
  10/02/16
I've gotten out of at least 5 tickets lifetime with noshow c...
talented range selfie
  10/02/16
Protip: you weren't driving and you aren't a citizen over wh...
Razzmatazz Double Fault Fortuitous Meteor
  10/01/16
THIS. But you must first establish what jurisdiction and law...
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  10/01/16
This problem can USUALLY be avoided with a proactive notariz...
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Really feel XO should launch a law firm specializing in SC l...
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Exciting factory reset button
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Tbf, P. Barnes really was overstepping his boundaries by taz...
Razzmatazz Double Fault Fortuitous Meteor
  10/01/16
Trial by written declaration. Cop friend told me that they g...
Vibrant Place Of Business
  10/01/16
worked for me a couple years ago as well
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  10/01/16
lol holy shit
Disgusting Vengeful Blood Rage
  10/06/16
Tell the judge you'll be taking a statutory dismissal withou...
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  10/01/16
offer to plead guilty to next lowest charge
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cant because of the points system (auto insurance)
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How many constitutional arguments will you be able to make? ...
citrine dead plaza
  10/02/16
Trial by combat.
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elaborate, shitlib.
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  10/03/16
liberally apply pepper, shitlib.
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  10/03/16
what do you know about the judge? is he known for deciding c...
mind-boggling hissy fit menage
  10/03/16
lulz
useless cracking doctorate pistol
  10/06/16
slow down idiot
arousing narrow-minded yarmulke
  10/03/16
just jump before the bailiff calls your name and your case i...
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Date: September 25th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: useless cracking doctorate pistol

Was caught by a state trooper doing 73 in a 25. Long story. Anyways, I have a hearing in front of magistrate. How to win? Basically radar calibration was not working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490417)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: blue station

There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. 'This is great,' he thought and floored it some more.

He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. 'I can get away from him with no problem' thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

Then he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing' and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.

The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.

'Sir,' he said, looking at his watch. 'My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding; that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The man looked back at the Trooper and said, 'Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.'

The State Trooper said, 'Have a nice day



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534827)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Exciting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535178)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Violet Hairless Stage

You won't win, they hear the "radar was wrong" argument all the time and you have absolutely nothing to substantiate it with. The police officer, on the other hand, has a sworn statement that he observed you doing 73 in a 25, and his statement is backed up by the readout on his radar gun.

Why the fuck were you going 73 in a 25? You're going to end up with a misdemeanor reckless driving conviction.

EDIT: If you hire a lawyer then they may know how to talk down your charges, e.g. from a misdemeanor to a mere violation. I think that's your only shot though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490469)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Thriller market persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490482)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: passionate carnelian cuckoldry space

How do lawyers talk down charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490640)



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Date: September 26th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Sooty skinny woman knife

by wasting pros bro's time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31493614)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: blue station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534816)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Exciting factory reset button



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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#32500377)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Laughsome athletic conference

Just don't pay the fraud shit and never come back to that shit jurisdiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575667)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: brindle naked mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490473)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: salmon provocative cruise ship

jump out of the court room right before the magistrate bangs the gavel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490479)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: misanthropic seedy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490580)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Flatulent exhilarant casino



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Disgusting Vengeful Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575257)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone milk

eat this one. youre egregiously guilty. you deserve the fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490490)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stock car set

file a daubert motion about the lasers/radar not being calibrated to account for global curvature and how the officer isn't an expert on the device. raise for appeal. file appeal to county criminal court, await 20 days for extension request, agree to nolle prosse or win appeal as appelle never files brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490493)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Exciting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535185)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:44 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted shaky quadroon trailer park

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575235)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Idiotic Meetinghouse

How the fuck do you do 73 in a 25 man? Jfc thats basically a school zone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490506)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stock car set

that's barely 3rd gear for his riced out lancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490556)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: misanthropic seedy den

file a continuance. hope the cop forgets and doesn't show up.

that's about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490588)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Thriller market persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490634)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling hateful idiot psychic

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544524)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed pink circlehead home

Go into Jersey and find the most fast-talking personal injury lawyer you can find. A real My Cousin Vinnie type. Then get him in the courtroom and let him do his thing. He'll discredit all witnesses and win over the judge with his unconventional, street-smart ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490676)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Supple Therapy Box Office

Change your name before the hearing, don't know why people don't do this more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490689)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: ruby dingle berry state

Drive faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490693)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: useless cracking doctorate pistol

be serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524489)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: appetizing amber point

Tell the judge you were racing Arnold Palmer to the hospital, but the cop pulled you over and Arnie died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490696)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: bipolar 180 sweet tailpipe address

Violation of your 1st Amendment rights.

Gotta go fast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524491)



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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Fighting ladyboy prole

was the ticket given on fringe paper? Did the cop have a state seal certified by a postmaster? if not he has no jurisdiction over your corporate entity "persons"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524494)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Thriller market persian

MFE BIGSOVERIGNCITIZENLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534813)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: blue station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534829)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: zippy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534831)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Disgusting Vengeful Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575260)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Domesticated Theater Stage Jewess

Proles always think they can win the case by asking if the radar detector had been calibrated recently. They also think the officer will "never show up" to testify ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534833)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: blue station

I've won one by the officer not showing up, fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534835)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Exciting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535190)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Saffron floppy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535229)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling hateful idiot psychic

Oftentimes if you file a continuance the officer will not show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544569)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: talented range selfie

I've gotten out of at least 5 tickets lifetime with noshow cops. It happens a lot, and if you're their only ticket on the docket and you were like 15 over and they're just skipping out on like 10 minutes of OT why wouldn't they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544666)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Double Fault Fortuitous Meteor

Protip: you weren't driving and you aren't a citizen over which the United States has authority

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534849)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Flesh deranged cumskin pit

THIS. But you must first establish what jurisdiction and laws really apply before making your case, so be sure to bring up the gold trim on the flag first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535158)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Double Fault Fortuitous Meteor

This problem can USUALLY be avoided with a proactive notarized letter to the county sheriff's department which formally notifies them of your sovereign status

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535195)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: Exciting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535219)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Exciting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535204)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: Flesh deranged cumskin pit

Really feel XO should launch a law firm specializing in SC law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535326)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Exciting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544589)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Exciting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535194)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Double Fault Fortuitous Meteor

Tbf, P. Barnes really was overstepping his boundaries by tazing the poor kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535416)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Place Of Business

Trial by written declaration. Cop friend told me that they get paid to show up at court but have do the writeups for trial by written declaration after their shifts (without getting paid). So, most cops just fail to respond to trials by written declaration. It worked for me like 6 yrs ago, not sure if things have changed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535223)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Brass beta community account

worked for me a couple years ago as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535767)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: Disgusting Vengeful Blood Rage

lol holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575270)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready bbw

Tell the judge you'll be taking a statutory dismissal without prejudice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535250)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored coldplay fan

offer to plead guilty to next lowest charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31536593)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: useless cracking doctorate pistol

cant because of the points system (auto insurance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544472)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:39 PM
Author: citrine dead plaza

How many constitutional arguments will you be able to make?

Can you appeal to the magistrate's notions of fairness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544511)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Very Tactful Voyeur Affirmative Action

Trial by combat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544587)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: useless cracking doctorate pistol

elaborate, shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544675)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Carmine native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545429)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Spectacular mad cow disease black woman

liberally apply pepper, shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545440)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling hissy fit menage

what do you know about the judge? is he known for deciding cases on the basis of fairness or law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545451)



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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: useless cracking doctorate pistol

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575121)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: arousing narrow-minded yarmulke

slow down idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545483)



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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Orange personal credit line depressive

just jump before the bailiff calls your name and your case is dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#32500384)