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Date: September 25th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: Titillating hideous range ape Was caught by a state trooper doing 73 in a 25. Long story. Anyways, I have a hearing in front of magistrate. How to win? Basically radar calibration was not working? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490417) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:02 PM Author: Talented coiffed heaven hairy legs There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. 'This is great,' he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. 'I can get away from him with no problem' thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.
Then he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing' and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.
The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
'Sir,' he said, looking at his watch. 'My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding; that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'
The man looked back at the Trooper and said, 'Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.'
The State Trooper said, 'Have a nice day
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:11 PM Author: impressive mentally impaired haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535178) |
Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: concupiscible twinkling uncleanness You won't win, they hear the "radar was wrong" argument all the time and you have absolutely nothing to substantiate it with. The police officer, on the other hand, has a sworn statement that he observed you doing 73 in a 25, and his statement is backed up by the readout on his radar gun.
Why the fuck were you going 73 in a 25? You're going to end up with a misdemeanor reckless driving conviction.
EDIT: If you hire a lawyer then they may know how to talk down your charges, e.g. from a misdemeanor to a mere violation. I think that's your only shot though. |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:06 PM Author: Offensive police squad windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490482) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Brass Resort How do lawyers talk down charges? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490640) |
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Date: September 26th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Fear-inspiring abnormal faggot firefighter stage by wasting pros bro's time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31493614) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Talented coiffed heaven hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534816) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM Author: impressive mentally impaired haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535182) |
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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:22 PM Author: Lavender Gay Wizard Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#32500377) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 8:48 PM Author: supple turdskin space Just don't pay the fraud shit and never come back to that shit jurisdiction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575667) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: Hot Red Cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490473) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: Orchid Kink-friendly Native Yarmulke jump out of the court room right before the magistrate bangs the gavel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490479) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: aphrodisiac jet-lagged locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490580) |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:56 PM Author: Bull headed house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM Author: Big-titted love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575257) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM Author: Lavender Gay Wizard Kitchen eat this one. youre egregiously guilty. you deserve the fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490490) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:07 PM Author: puce cocky striped hyena file a daubert motion about the lasers/radar not being calibrated to account for global curvature and how the officer isn't an expert on the device. raise for appeal. file appeal to county criminal court, await 20 days for extension request, agree to nolle prosse or win appeal as appelle never files brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490493) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:12 PM Author: impressive mentally impaired haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535185) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:44 PM Author: Bisexual lodge CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575235) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:09 PM Author: Obsidian Son Of Senegal Locale How the fuck do you do 73 in a 25 man? Jfc thats basically a school zone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490506) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: puce cocky striped hyena that's barely 3rd gear for his riced out lancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490556) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:19 PM Author: aphrodisiac jet-lagged locus file a continuance. hope the cop forgets and doesn't show up.
that's about it. |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Offensive police squad windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490634) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:41 PM Author: Bistre state Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544524) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:29 PM Author: charcoal razzle hissy fit Go into Jersey and find the most fast-talking personal injury lawyer you can find. A real My Cousin Vinnie type. Then get him in the courtroom and let him do his thing. He'll discredit all witnesses and win over the judge with his unconventional, street-smart ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490676) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: Misanthropic mildly autistic step-uncle's house mexican Change your name before the hearing, don't know why people don't do this more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490689) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: vivacious unholy cuckold pocket flask Drive faster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490693) |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:53 PM Author: Titillating hideous range ape be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524489) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 10:30 PM Author: Comical narrow-minded alpha Tell the judge you were racing Arnold Palmer to the hospital, but the cop pulled you over and Arnie died. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31490696) |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: jet doobsian dingle berry stead Violation of your 1st Amendment rights.
Gotta go fast! |
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Date: September 29th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: Curious Crawly Mental Disorder Codepig was the ticket given on fringe paper? Did the cop have a state seal certified by a postmaster? if not he has no jurisdiction over your corporate entity "persons" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31524494) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Offensive police squad windowlicker MFE BIGSOVERIGNCITIZENLAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534813) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM Author: Talented coiffed heaven hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534829) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:03 PM Author: carnelian hateful den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534831) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:46 PM Author: Big-titted love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575260) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Shivering Reading Party Proles always think they can win the case by asking if the radar detector had been calibrated recently. They also think the officer will "never show up" to testify ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534833) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:05 PM Author: Talented coiffed heaven hairy legs I've won one by the officer not showing up, fwiw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534835) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:14 PM Author: impressive mentally impaired haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535190) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:18 PM Author: pontificating keepsake machete people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535229) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:45 PM Author: Bistre state Oftentimes if you file a continuance the officer will not show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544569) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM Author: big poppy forum I've gotten out of at least 5 tickets lifetime with noshow cops. It happens a lot, and if you're their only ticket on the docket and you were like 15 over and they're just skipping out on like 10 minutes of OT why wouldn't they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544666) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 12:09 PM Author: nighttime trip school cafeteria becky Protip: you weren't driving and you aren't a citizen over which the United States has authority (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31534849) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:08 PM Author: lime base THIS. But you must first establish what jurisdiction and laws really apply before making your case, so be sure to bring up the gold trim on the flag first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535158) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM Author: nighttime trip school cafeteria becky This problem can USUALLY be avoided with a proactive notarized letter to the county sheriff's department which formally notifies them of your sovereign status (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535195) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM Author: impressive mentally impaired haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535219) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM Author: impressive mentally impaired haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535204) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:36 PM Author: lime base Really feel XO should launch a law firm specializing in SC law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535326) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM Author: impressive mentally impaired haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544589) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:15 PM Author: impressive mentally impaired haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535194) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:49 PM Author: nighttime trip school cafeteria becky Tbf, P. Barnes really was overstepping his boundaries by tazing the poor kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535416) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:17 PM Author: Chest-beating Hairraiser Theater Halford Trial by written declaration. Cop friend told me that they get paid to show up at court but have do the writeups for trial by written declaration after their shifts (without getting paid). So, most cops just fail to respond to trials by written declaration. It worked for me like 6 yrs ago, not sure if things have changed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535223) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 2:50 PM Author: costumed ivory goyim hall worked for me a couple years ago as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535767) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:47 PM Author: Big-titted love of her life lol holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575270) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Khaki Appetizing Center Brethren Tell the judge you'll be taking a statutory dismissal without prejudice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31535250) |
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Date: October 1st, 2016 5:00 PM Author: garnet friendly grandma offer to plead guilty to next lowest charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31536593) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:32 PM Author: Titillating hideous range ape cant because of the points system (auto insurance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544472) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:39 PM Author: 180 old irish cottage How many constitutional arguments will you be able to make?
Can you appeal to the magistrate's notions of fairness? |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:48 PM Author: Bateful well-lubricated rigor Trial by combat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544587) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 10:59 PM Author: Titillating hideous range ape elaborate, shitlib. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31544675) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2016 1:46 AM Author: galvanic cordovan corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545429) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2016 1:55 AM Author: snowy mood liberally apply pepper, shitlib. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545440) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:03 AM Author: haunting round eye toilet seat what do you know about the judge? is he known for deciding cases on the basis of fairness or law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545451) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 7:32 PM Author: Titillating hideous range ape lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31575121) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2016 2:24 AM Author: Pearly Lay slow down idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#31545483) |
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Date: January 30th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: rough-skinned balding home double fault just jump before the bailiff calls your name and your case is dismissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3363717&forum_id=2#32500384) |