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http://m.imgur.com/RWmYjqc Should I even bother to respon...
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
In house gig?
mutated mutandis
  10/12/16
big orange picking
,.,;,;,.;,.;,.;,,.,;,.,;
  10/12/16
If you're at the reference stage then it means they really, ...
Sarah Hyland's stomach-cramping Taco Bell farts
  10/12/16
The thing is, I don't have any references other than the 2 I...
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
Then get other references! College/law school professors (ev...
Sarah Hyland's stomach-cramping Taco Bell farts
  10/12/16
...
spaceporn2525
  10/12/16
No I don't
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
Looks like their screening process worked then
Corporate Warrior
  10/12/16
What do you mean?
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
Sorry, was a lame joke about you being a weirdo. See below f...
Corporate Warrior
  10/12/16
...
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
...
Kid Rock
  10/12/16
...
""'""'
  10/12/16
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Slow Children Playing
  10/13/16
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avon39
  10/13/16
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Patriots elected Trump, Randy
  03/30/17
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Fix You
  03/30/17
He knows two people - he's already given them two references...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
  10/13/16
(Math genius)
chilmata
  10/13/16
...
shortquotemo
  03/30/17
jfc at capitalism
'""'''""'
  10/12/16
...
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
Do you have siblings? Ask them to lie.
,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:
  10/12/16
My siblings are under 12 years old
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
why not give her some fucking references man
michael CharlesXIIikoff
  10/12/16
Because I don't fucking have any, faggot
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
I'll be your reference for ten bitcoin
chandler (retired)
  10/12/16
If you legit don't have two people to give them just be hone...
Corporate Warrior
  10/12/16
I really don't feel like doing that. I really feel like tell...
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
Sounds like they don't deserve you!
Corporate Warrior
  10/12/16
I guess not. I'm just not going to respond. Thoughts?
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
guess you shuoldn't have burned all your (((bridges))) at UC...
donny
  10/12/16
lol!
,.,;,;,.;,.;,.;,,.,;,.,;
  10/12/16
...
,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:
  10/12/16
They can call me.
Niggers
  10/12/16
Bro if you can't come up with two people you've ever worked ...
Boichester United
  10/12/16
I really don't. I burned all my bridges a while back.
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
Wait, Ted Cruz tp can't find two people IRL to vouch for him...
I'm a chad btw
  10/12/16
...
,.,;,;,.;,.;,.;,,.,;,.,;
  10/12/16
lol if not flame
""'""'
  10/12/16
BUT THE JEWS!
sgt. lincoln osiris
  10/12/16
STFU
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
Contact your references tell them to answer their phone the...
pepito
  10/12/16
I really don't feel like going through all this. I'd much ra...
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
have you tried listing english-speaking references?
donny
  10/12/16
Yes
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
UPDATE: I didn't respond to the recruiter. Seeing her go thr...
tedcruztp
  10/12/16
(weird little faggot who only knows two people on the entire...
Dux
  10/13/16
what the fuck
Slow Children Playing
  10/13/16
You're a very weird man
I'm a chad btw
  10/13/16
lol at the rash of reference threading lately. Suspecting it...
Wilbur Mercer, man in miniature
  10/13/16
how the fuck do you not have two professors who can give you...
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,
  10/13/16
he dropped out
donny
  10/13/16
welp
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,
  10/13/16
he should at least be able to get references from whoever wr...
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,
  10/13/16
...
'"'""'"
  03/30/17
You can just use me. My name is Paul. My number is 202-879-5...
George Luce (WORLD'S BEST EXTERN!!!)
  03/30/17
I'll be your reference if you need one bro
Jeromulus
  03/30/17
So now you're set. Paul and Jeromulus.
LongTimeLurker1stTimePoaster
  03/30/17
you want my number bro? ill lie for you
Before the Law
  03/30/17
good thread
bowlcut autist
  04/19/17
"go to xoxohth.com, click lawboard, and ask my colleagu...
MoreDoughHi
  04/19/17


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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: tedcruztp

http://m.imgur.com/RWmYjqc

Should I even bother to respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626048)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:24 PM
Author: mutated mutandis

In house gig?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626153)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: ,.,;,;,.;,.;,.;,,.,;,.,;

big orange picking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626204)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's stomach-cramping Taco Bell farts

If you're at the reference stage then it means they really, really, really want to hire you/recommend you for something. I'd say find two new references and go for it. It's not hard to find references. Seriously.

EDIT: If I were slightly more familiar with your moniker then I would give you my phone number and serve as your reference. Not kidding. It's easy as fuck to find references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626054)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: tedcruztp

The thing is, I don't have any references other than the 2 I gave her. And the two that I gave her are always busy hence they don't respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626066)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's stomach-cramping Taco Bell farts

Then get other references! College/law school professors (even adjuncts). Coworkers. Supervisors. Doesn't even have to be a supervisor from a fancy job. Basically anyone who kind of knows you and doesn't hate you can serve as a reference. You really don't know two people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626077)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626081)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:18 PM
Author: tedcruztp

No I don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626097)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Corporate Warrior

Looks like their screening process worked then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626168)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: tedcruztp

What do you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626188)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Corporate Warrior

Sorry, was a lame joke about you being a weirdo. See below for my legit advice if you are not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626193)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: tedcruztp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31628073)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Kid Rock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626198)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: ""'""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626249)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: Slow Children Playing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632160)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:37 AM
Author: avon39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632236)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Patriots elected Trump, Randy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#32956008)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Fix You



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#32957979)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


He knows two people - he's already given them two references. He just doesn't know four people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632146)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: chilmata (Reigning xo ROY and SOY)

(Math genius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632254)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: shortquotemo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#32958051)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: '""'''""'


jfc at capitalism



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626056)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: tedcruztp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31628419)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:


Do you have siblings? Ask them to lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626071)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:18 PM
Author: tedcruztp

My siblings are under 12 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626100)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:24 PM
Author: michael CharlesXIIikoff

why not give her some fucking references man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626157)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: tedcruztp

Because I don't fucking have any, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626189)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I'll be your reference for ten bitcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626179)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Corporate Warrior

If you legit don't have two people to give them just be honest and say you don't have any more references but are "committed to working hard" and that you "are excited for the opportunity" or some BS. You need to reinforce that you will be a good corp drone. That's what they are looking for with the references. Try a double thanks too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626191)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: tedcruztp

I really don't feel like doing that. I really feel like telling this cunt to take a fucking hike and to shove her screening process up her big fat Asian ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626207)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Corporate Warrior

Sounds like they don't deserve you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626215)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: tedcruztp

I guess not. I'm just not going to respond. Thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626241)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: donny

guess you shuoldn't have burned all your (((bridges))) at UCI when you dropped out lol ted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626197)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: ,.,;,;,.;,.;,.;,,.,;,.,;

lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626202)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626290)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Niggers

They can call me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626203)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Boichester United

Bro if you can't come up with two people you've ever worked with or profs or TAs, something is goddamn wrong. You need to never let this happen again.

Also:flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626216)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: tedcruztp

I really don't. I burned all my bridges a while back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626244)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: I'm a chad btw

Wait, Ted Cruz tp can't find two people IRL to vouch for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626221)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: ,.,;,;,.;,.;,.;,,.,;,.,;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626248)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:38 PM
Author: ""'""'


lol if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626256)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: sgt. lincoln osiris

BUT THE JEWS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626296)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: tedcruztp

STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31627037)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:41 PM
Author: pepito

Contact your references tell them to answer their phone then tell that guy to retry the references

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626282)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:43 PM
Author: tedcruztp

I really don't feel like going through all this. I'd much rather apply for other gigs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626301)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:46 PM
Author: donny

have you tried listing english-speaking references?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626335)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: tedcruztp

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31626422)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: tedcruztp

UPDATE: I didn't respond to the recruiter. Seeing her go through all this trouble trying to contact my references gives me a really, really bad vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31628368)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Dux

(weird little faggot who only knows two people on the entire planet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632105)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: Slow Children Playing

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632164)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: I'm a chad btw

You're a very weird man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632258)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:24 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, man in miniature (Wilbur Mercer)

lol at the rash of reference threading lately. Suspecting it's flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632150)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,


how the fuck do you not have two professors who can give you at least lukewarm references as a law student

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632158)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: donny

he dropped out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632188)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,


welp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632226)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.;.:...:.,:.::,


he should at least be able to get references from whoever wrote his law school LORs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#31632249)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: '"'""'"




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#32955947)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: George Luce (WORLD'S BEST EXTERN!!!)

You can just use me. My name is Paul. My number is 202-879-5000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#32956189)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: Jeromulus

I'll be your reference if you need one bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#32957953)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: LongTimeLurker1stTimePoaster


So now you're set. Paul and Jeromulus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#32957966)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Before the Law

you want my number bro? ill lie for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#32958063)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 1:01 PM
Author: bowlcut autist

good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#33110439)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

"go to xoxohth.com, click lawboard, and ask my colleagues to rate me 1-10."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3384222&forum_id=2#33110450)