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Bort Jews -- do yall miss any work for Sukkot?

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charcoal startled roommate university
  10/17/16
missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180
motley ungodly locale
  10/19/16
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motley ungodly locale
  09/25/18
Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.
deranged library potus
  09/25/18
stop saying "we" you're a secular jew. you have...
motley ungodly locale
  09/25/18
I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me ...
deranged library potus
  09/26/18
you're not reform. you're a secular jew.
motley ungodly locale
  09/26/18
Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherent...
deranged library potus
  09/26/18
so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but d...
motley ungodly locale
  09/26/18
shut up faggot
excitant heaven gay wizard
  09/26/18
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motley ungodly locale
  10/16/19
He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solel...
translucent weed whacker temple
  10/16/19
oof, damn
Swashbuckling office regret
  10/16/19
Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can bat...
Outnumbered church new version
  10/16/19
*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread* *light bulb ...
vigorous fat ankles
  09/26/18
Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.
charcoal startled roommate university
  10/16/19
I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (...
Cyan Senate
  10/16/19
should i poast my citron for xo to rate? less than 0.1% o...
motley ungodly locale
  10/16/19
I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts ...
Cyan Senate
  10/16/19
rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking
motley ungodly locale
  10/16/19
why would your wife object
Cyan Senate
  10/16/19
she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron
motley ungodly locale
  10/16/19
a guy you met on the internet wants to see it
Cyan Senate
  10/16/19
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motley ungodly locale
  10/16/19
done -- search for etrog/citron
motley ungodly locale
  10/16/19


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Date: October 17th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: charcoal startled roommate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31662899)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: motley ungodly locale

missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31677754)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: motley ungodly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890057)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: deranged library potus

Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890064)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: motley ungodly locale

stop saying "we"

you're a secular jew. you have no affiliation with the reform movement and its "scholarship"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890113)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: deranged library potus

I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me like stretchy pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891111)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: motley ungodly locale

you're not reform. you're a secular jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891806)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: deranged library potus

Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherents, it has no catechism and there are no required beliefs. I believe in Divine Wisdom and have a deep and abiding faith in a higher power than myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891839)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: motley ungodly locale

so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but doesnt believe in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891883)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: excitant heaven gay wizard

shut up faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891975)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 7:17 PM
Author: motley ungodly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988152)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: translucent weed whacker temple

He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solely to glom onto Jewish historical achievements and feel important, having no real achievement of his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988393)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling office regret

oof, damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988524)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered church new version

Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can battle for Jewish shit on the internets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38989781)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: vigorous fat ankles

*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread*

*light bulb goes on.gif*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891115)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: charcoal startled roommate university

Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988379)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: Cyan Senate

I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (conservative) synagogue on Friday evening.

I asked my wife a bunch of questions about how conservative jews celebrate sukkot and was very disappointed to learn that they don't compete with each other to buy the most prestigious citron like the orthodox do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988424)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: motley ungodly locale

should i poast my citron for xo to rate?

less than 0.1% of non-ortho jews 1) are buying their own lulav and etrog sets, and 2) are building their own sukkahs. only a few old boomer non-ortho jews (like ur ILs) are even going to some sukkah party at a synagogue. most non-ortho jews dont even know that sukkot is happening now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988449)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: Cyan Senate

I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts moar than I am now looking forward to your citron pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988471)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:24 PM
Author: motley ungodly locale

rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988491)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: Cyan Senate

why would your wife object

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988499)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: motley ungodly locale

she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988509)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Cyan Senate

a guy you met on the internet wants to see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988517)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: motley ungodly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988522)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: motley ungodly locale

done -- search for etrog/citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988819)