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Bort Jews -- do yall miss any work for Sukkot?

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house-broken thriller stain
  10/17/16
missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180
aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  10/19/16
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aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  09/25/18
Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.
Arrogant alpha
  09/25/18
stop saying "we" you're a secular jew. you have...
aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  09/25/18
I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me ...
Arrogant alpha
  09/26/18
you're not reform. you're a secular jew.
aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  09/26/18
Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherent...
Arrogant alpha
  09/26/18
so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but d...
aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  09/26/18
shut up faggot
twisted olive stag film
  09/26/18
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aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  10/16/19
He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solel...
French cowardly puppy indian lodge
  10/16/19
oof, damn
Azure haunting crackhouse genital piercing
  10/16/19
Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can bat...
Boyish coldplay fan pit
  10/16/19
*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread* *light bulb ...
vermilion rambunctious property
  09/26/18
Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.
house-broken thriller stain
  10/16/19
I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (...
Yellow beady-eyed gay wizard center
  10/16/19
should i poast my citron for xo to rate? less than 0.1% o...
aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  10/16/19
I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts ...
Yellow beady-eyed gay wizard center
  10/16/19
rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking
aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  10/16/19
why would your wife object
Yellow beady-eyed gay wizard center
  10/16/19
she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron
aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  10/16/19
a guy you met on the internet wants to see it
Yellow beady-eyed gay wizard center
  10/16/19
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aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  10/16/19
done -- search for etrog/citron
aphrodisiac lime menage persian
  10/16/19


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Date: October 17th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: house-broken thriller stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31662899)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian

missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31677754)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890057)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Arrogant alpha

Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890064)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian

stop saying "we"

you're a secular jew. you have no affiliation with the reform movement and its "scholarship"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890113)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Arrogant alpha

I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me like stretchy pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891111)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian

you're not reform. you're a secular jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891806)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Arrogant alpha

Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherents, it has no catechism and there are no required beliefs. I believe in Divine Wisdom and have a deep and abiding faith in a higher power than myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891839)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian

so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but doesnt believe in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891883)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: twisted olive stag film

shut up faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891975)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 7:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988152)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: French cowardly puppy indian lodge

He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solely to glom onto Jewish historical achievements and feel important, having no real achievement of his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988393)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: Azure haunting crackhouse genital piercing

oof, damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988524)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:52 PM
Author: Boyish coldplay fan pit

Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can battle for Jewish shit on the internets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38989781)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: vermilion rambunctious property

*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread*

*light bulb goes on.gif*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891115)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: house-broken thriller stain

Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988379)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: Yellow beady-eyed gay wizard center

I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (conservative) synagogue on Friday evening.

I asked my wife a bunch of questions about how conservative jews celebrate sukkot and was very disappointed to learn that they don't compete with each other to buy the most prestigious citron like the orthodox do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988424)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian

should i poast my citron for xo to rate?

less than 0.1% of non-ortho jews 1) are buying their own lulav and etrog sets, and 2) are building their own sukkahs. only a few old boomer non-ortho jews (like ur ILs) are even going to some sukkah party at a synagogue. most non-ortho jews dont even know that sukkot is happening now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988449)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: Yellow beady-eyed gay wizard center

I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts moar than I am now looking forward to your citron pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988471)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian

rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988491)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: Yellow beady-eyed gay wizard center

why would your wife object

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988499)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian

she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988509)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Yellow beady-eyed gay wizard center

a guy you met on the internet wants to see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988517)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988522)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime menage persian

done -- search for etrog/citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988819)