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mass biglaw layoffs on a scale we've never seen before are coming
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Racy philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31905983) |
Date: November 14th, 2016 1:33 PM Author: curious green gas station 1) Why? 2) Lol, 2nd-year |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:34 PM Author: electric ocher faggotry senate If Trump does away with Dodd-Frank without creating new regs to keep us all employed -- yes. Dodd Frank has been like 1/3 of all biglaw billables for like 8 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906044) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:35 PM Author: curious green gas station No way. That's a niche practice with like two partners. It doesn't scale. We are likely at a peak in M&A work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906056) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:37 PM Author: Racy philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906067) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:43 PM Author: stimulating abusive cruise ship nowag the bond bubble is currently imploding. deals only get made when they can be financed with debt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906112) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:44 PM Author: insecure space codepig Confirmed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906127) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: curious green gas station That's what I said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906400) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:55 PM Author: Maize rehab place of business Someone I know that works at Deloitte said the same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906258) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:38 PM Author: Elite Mind-boggling Cuckoldry How do u know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906070) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:39 PM Author: Racy philosopher-king I'm a biglaw headhunter NYC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906082) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:40 PM Author: Elite Mind-boggling Cuckoldry How much time do we have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906087) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:42 PM Author: cracking trailer park marketing idea honestly, could be any day now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906106) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:43 PM Author: frisky hairraiser juggernaut its already started. conference rooms across hte nation have been booked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906114) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:45 PM Author: cracking trailer park marketing idea mail room employees are currently unfolding and readying cardboard boxes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906137) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:41 PM Author: vibrant set feces 17 minutes ago you were walking past an associate's office at your firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906097) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:55 PM Author: Federal Buff Alpha Spot Many recruiting firms are partnerships (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906251) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:38 PM Author: cracking trailer park marketing idea can confirm. it's gonna be brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906080) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:39 PM Author: Racy philosopher-king Very dark days ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906083) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:44 PM Author: At-the-ready Business Firm Strong moniker-poast synergy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906118) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:45 PM Author: pea-brained legend boltzmann cr poast said "days" and the moniker is "days"--good catch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906136) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:50 PM Author: Racy philosopher-king This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906195) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:42 PM Author: At-the-ready Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906638) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:46 PM Author: vibrant set feces lol you just called him a dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906143) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:41 PM Author: insecure space codepig Sources confirm. Was going to happen anyway but they were holding off in order to avoid affecting election (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906093) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:41 PM Author: cerebral brethren hominid tech STEM bro and unemployed doritio confectioner here. can also confirm massive biglaw layoffs coming. LMFAO @ lolyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906105) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:51 PM Author: pea-brained legend boltzmann you graduated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906201) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:58 PM Author: Arousing Cruel-hearted Shrine Why not cop jerb brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906275) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Wonderful Idiotic Dilemma Mad Cow Disease Why cop? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906389) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:44 PM Author: French Copper Native Famous Landscape Painting Everyone other than really random m&a niches are lurching to a halt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906123) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:45 PM Author: insecure space codepig I would be especially leary of holiday parties at firms. These are likely covers for layoff announcements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906140) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:47 PM Author: French Copper Native Famous Landscape Painting Wachovia did this years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906157) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: insecure space codepig PSA: that partner didn't return that hello because he is firing you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906186) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:50 PM Author: insecure space codepig Those two partners you saw entering into that closed door meeting were discussing you being laid off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906199) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:51 PM Author: bespoke rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906214) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:52 PM Author: vibrant set feces in order to cut bonus checks by dec 31, the chaff has to be "cut" as well - by nov. 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906227) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:55 PM Author: Federal Buff Alpha Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906255) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:57 PM Author: internet-worthy twinkling uncleanness station cr. Kind of fun watching football with pops and your uncle over Thanksgiving weekend, and having homemade food rather than Seamless sushi, right? Might as well not get on the flight back to NY. That "departmental meeting (free bagels and schmears)" on Monday, Nov 28, is to discuss "staffing" and "streamlining" and "client-focused solutions." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906272) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:55 PM Author: twinkling public bath Hopefully sooner than later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906257) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:58 PM Author: nudist glittery ladyboy milk Ask your cafeteria bro what their budget is for next year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906283) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:00 PM Author: cracking trailer park marketing idea protip: if it's raining out, and you get called to the conference room: bring your umbrella with you. when they can you, they won't let you go back for it. you don't want to be one of 30 laid off dechert associates wondering midtown soaking wet, too disoreinted and depressed to buy a new umbrella (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906297) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: internet-worthy twinkling uncleanness station cr, and iPhone charger. Clear your internet history in advance and email all of your docs to yourself. Once you leave that office, it's the last time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906315) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:04 PM Author: Maize rehab place of business *gets called in* *deletes all docs* *gets promoted* *is fucked* |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: internet-worthy twinkling uncleanness station Supposedly years ago someone at Cooley messed with docs after being terminated -- like find and replace "purchase" with "fuck" to have a "FUCK AGREEMENT," that sort of thing. Now they lock that shit down while you're at the meeting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906384) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:27 PM Author: Heady location Should have gone with something more subtle, like "poochase." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31909530) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 3:06 PM Author: frisky hairraiser juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906854) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:03 PM Author: Maize rehab place of business cr. carry vaseline as well. firms stopped providing it circa 2009 as it was turning into a big expense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906321) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:05 PM Author: nudist glittery ladyboy milk Smart. I'll be sure to bring the desk photos of my kids to the next meeting.
Double hack: arrange it so they face outward when you sit down at the conference table as a last ditch effort for pity. |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:07 PM Author: cracking trailer park marketing idea also, fill your suit jacket pockets with as much purrell as you can, b/c that gravy train is over. the purrelll won't leak if your suit is a jos. a banks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906359) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:10 PM Author: milky judgmental theater coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906376) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:41 PM Author: Purple supple dopamine heaven Don't worry guys, you can always pull some type of in-house compliance gig. Corporate has great exit options.
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:43 PM Author: internet-worthy twinkling uncleanness station cr. They even say "JD preferred," so you're a shoo-in. Lower COL in Jacksonville, too, so that $65K will go pretty far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906645) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:44 PM Author: Startling Massive Orchestra Pit But the OPERA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906650) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:41 PM Author: Greedy lay Is this flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906633) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:50 PM Author: Purple supple dopamine heaven Trump is eliminating two old regulations for every new one. This will create an accelerated decline curve with each set of two eliminated regulations comprising greater and greater percentages of outstanding regulation as more regulations are passed. Eventually, even the newly passed regulations will start being eliminated, until we are left with one, single regulation (and the inability to pass more because there are not enough regulations to eliminate). Ask me again if the concept of biglaw layoffs in this environment sounds like flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906716) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:53 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes Wouldn't this take forever to pass
And what about lawyers' lobbying |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 4:13 PM Author: Marvelous bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31907426) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: curious green gas station We serve The Lord of Admin, the one true regulation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31908653) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 4:14 PM Author: Racy philosopher-king it was originally flame but reading the responses it's actually not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31907433) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 3:02 PM Author: Hilarious Umber Depressive It's a tough period of transition for you all. Things will get better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906815) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes What about for tax bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906836) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 3:09 PM Author: Hilarious Umber Depressive I imagine that will be cut, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906890) |
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Date: November 16th, 2016 1:56 PM Author: insecure space codepig All hands meeting tomorrow morning at my firm. Topic TBA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31924305) |
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Date: November 17th, 2016 8:30 AM Author: Racy philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31931005) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:07 PM Author: ;.,.,.;;;::.,.;.,;.;.;.;.;;::..;.;.,,, (Beer Like Water. Drugs Like Candy. Women Like Tissue.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#40580887) |