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You: toasting drinks w/ family, friends, great food. TT/nyuug? LOL, just LOL
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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:22 PM Author: Cordovan Boltzmann little tommy turdboi: sitting in some filthy sidewalk bar day-drunk on piss beer, trying to find some sex tourist (who will inevitably be white and TT will choke back his hatred for white to approach in what he imagines is a chill, bro-ish manner but really comes across as a sweaty child molester) who can point him to the local red light district. he ends up getting too drunk, falls asleep at the bar, and barely makes it back to his vermin-infested 'extended stay' luxury hotel, meaning they have a night guard and put out some rotten fruit in the morning. his only meaningful human interactions are with service people indulging his drunken rambling and his few failed stabs at pumo interaction XO. other than that, he is utterly, profoundly, incurably alone in this world. aside from the ripe, glandular discharge of odor caused by his alcoholism, he blends in well with the locals. nobody notices a slouchy, middle-aged brown person too much and when he's not hammered drunk, he can barely sustain eye contact let alone draw attention. the only thing that sets him apart as american by birth is his notable gut paunch, which flops over the waist of his cargo shorts like a ziploc bag full of chocolate pudding. he has an infected toenail, hasn't spoken to his family in 8 years, doesn't really know what it means to have a friend, but at least he has $7,400 in fees from a slip'n'fall coming in. that's another two months of diseased hookers and 'juice,' aka alcoholic oblivion.
nyuug - a person whose first intimate contact with the opposite sex was an 'eskimo kiss' during his junior year of college: spends the day working at his middle class cubicle job where he is universally regarded as a weird faggot and friendless creeper by his coworkers. he spends every spare moment (and works at a frantic pace to secure more free time) scrolling through dating apps, at a pace of hundreds per hour. he hopes to find a mentally ill woman who will meet up with him at his apartment, sight unseen, and then agree to have sex with him within ten minutes or so of casual conversation. this has happened about a dozen times since he began "hunting" a few years ago, and for every several thousand hours of dating app time, he usually banks a 'conquest.' as he does most of the time, he will strike out despite investing 4-5 hours to 'hunting.' he then goes home, checks his bank statement to make sure his parents transferred money to his account, sees the deposit, then fires off an email to the escort agency. this is the first real relief he has experienced all day. he closes his heavily lidded eyes, mascara slightly crispy at this late hour, and imagines a stadium of tall, white, handsome men bound and gagged, forced to watch as nyuug enters the stadium to fuck a half-drunk 24 year old korean prostitute. the captive chads must all then come forward and acknowledge that nyuug is a strong and sexually desirable man who is also probably capable of fucking white women. they tell him so and show deference. he snaps awake when his phone buzzes, indicating that the whore is in the lobby. still takes him approximately 7 minutes to get physical with her. |
Date: November 24th, 2016 1:23 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984196) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:33 PM Author: excitant foreskin LOL, I was thinking about Peterman sitting at the dinner table holding his exasperated, indifferent parents hostage with an hour long rant about how the consulting industry suppresses his talents and he barely wants to fuck Tinder sloots because his supervisor is such a mean bitch who wants to ruin him and have they noticed he's approaching Norwood 3 in like two years hey are you guys still listening? Dad? Mom? Please guys I need advice, Dad, seriously I am going to try law school I bet I'll get what the boys call Biglaw and seriously though DC is so TTT guys seriously... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984271) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:42 PM Author: Supple gaming laptop useless brakes more like sitting alone in his apartment posting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984340) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:48 PM Author: excitant foreskin He said he was flying home for the weekend. At this point unclear if anything this guy says is truthful but I buy that he's a horrendous man-shrew and doubtlessly whines to whoever will listen to him at all opportunities. The compulsive internet behavior probably reflects some sort of IRL propensity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984368) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:59 PM Author: Supple gaming laptop useless brakes he isn't going home, he was on a sad tinder date getting rejected last night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984441) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:42 PM Author: mischievous stead sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984668) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:37 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone maroon resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984297) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: Blue tattoo parlor nyuug seems like the lonliest motherfucker on earth. may as well live in a unabomber shack for all the personal capital this little guy has.
tommy t is a true misanthrope and is probably happy in his personal isolation. |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:23 PM Author: Cracking Abode Never not searching for reasons to pity nyuug but he seems like a genuinely bad person at this point. Really amoral. On the other hand, pretty clear indications of simmering mental illness so I guess he can't be held fully accountable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984568) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:31 PM Author: red juggernaut depressive I wonder if this bort sent him over the edge, especially all the nowag spamming from before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984607) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 3:28 PM Author: Cordovan Boltzmann it definitely had something to do with it.
just look at how obsessed he is with sharing his fake 'conquests' with the board and obsessively demanding that twist, RSF, TT, and anyone else who seriously challenged his validity come and acknowledge him. it's all about proving something to his last connection to white america - he's not a virginal loser anymore!
of course he's too cowardly to confront posters like kiluminati who also called him out in a really plainspoken and matter of fact way. he focuses his low key mental illness rage on people he perceives as part of the 'NOWAG' peanut gallery because that's what caused his insecurity and self-loathing to fester into the wretched creature currently haunting XO. |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:31 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984609) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Chest-beating pozpig believe it or not, there is stuff that i'm still withholding because it would be a breach of trust from meeting off board, that would paint him in an even worse light. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987048) |
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Date: November 25th, 2016 2:43 AM Author: Chrome people who are hurt Interesting so he's gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987958) |
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Date: November 25th, 2016 2:57 AM Author: thirsty nibblets affirmative action UVT has given enough detail in various threads to get at the truth. nyuug has no social life, no hobbies or interests, and spends all his waking hours obsessing over dating apps. and the hookers, of course. UVT's whole 'can neither confirm nor deny' stance on nyuug frequently hiring whores is a tacit admission.
the thing that seems to freak UVT the most is the sheer amount of isolation nyuug lives in. considering the source, think about what that must look like. |
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Date: November 25th, 2016 9:54 AM Author: aquamarine shrine trust fund Lets just gas all asians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31988400) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:33 PM Author: mint startling knife friends are overrated would much rather fuck 400 women and have only a few friends, than fuck 4 women and have a large group of friends, and it's not even close. i think 99% of guys would agree, but they're insanely jealous of nyuug and would never admit they would trade places with him. |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:34 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life you are a creepy nowag with 0 friends and 0 women. no one is envious of nyuug you insectoid nowag freak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984623) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:36 PM Author: mint startling knife nah, i think if you dropped all the social pretenses and honestly gave a guy the option of losing most of his friends but he gets to fuck HUNDREDS of women he deems attractive he would take the offer up in a heartbeat. it's only because the average guy perceives so many invisible barriers to ever achieving that goal, that causes him to scoff at the idea in derision and disgust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984636) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:37 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life once again, you are a nowag freak with zero friends and zero women to fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984641) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:39 PM Author: mint startling knife i happened to fuck 3 new women this week. it was an especially good week for me, and they're 4s, but still..
if i were in korea and could do that regularly with 7s, i think i would be pretty happy. |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:39 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life listen DVP, nothing is going to make you happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984649) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:40 PM Author: mint startling knife not dvp, and that may be true about me, but seems like you're projecting hard in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984655) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:41 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life lick my balls NOWAG, you are cho/UVT/nyuug rolled into one insane nowag frankenstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984660) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:43 PM Author: mint startling knife lol at the idea of other people fucking women triggering you so bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984674) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:43 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life you are literally DVP and asian. your life sucks and no one is ever going to love you or be your friend. hth! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984676) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:45 PM Author: mint startling knife not dvp
you: white loser who sits at home with no family and no friends AND doesn't fuck any women |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:46 PM Author: bat shit crazy yellow piazza marketing idea it's RSF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984692) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:47 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life you'll always be a NOWAG and have to fuck ugly, fat women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984698) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:49 PM Author: mint startling knife not true if i can make it out to asia
plus, at worst, i can bring a 7 over through family connections
white losers? ljl, the average white guy is married to a 160+lb landbeast by the time they're 25. |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:50 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life rofl that 7 you are going to bring over is gonna want to fuck a white guy, not some weird creepy asian faggot like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984713) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:53 PM Author: mint startling knife nah, i see fobs paired up like that all the time
of course you have to be selective towards her personality, but it shouldn't be too hard.
i don't shit over white guys often, but i think it's deserved here. as bad as my situation is, it's objectively so much better than even an average white guy it's pathetic. |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:54 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life lol no.
you, being a NOWAG, will always be repulsive to all women
normal white guys get to fuck women in high school and college.
LOL AT YOU |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:55 PM Author: mint startling knife lol'ing at your impotent rage
a normal white guy fucks 4 women lifetime, including an amorphous blob in high school/college, then gets hitched to an enormous whale in mid-20s while working a shitty job and going bald. these are facts my friend. |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:56 PM Author: grizzly digit ratio love of her life you're literally a NOWAG who is repulsive to all women and who wishes he was white. LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984748) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 3:29 PM Author: Cordovan Boltzmann *frankenchong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984922) |
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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:15 PM Author: Contagious Step-uncle's House Boiling Water It's sick what our age has done to the asian mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#34764898) |
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Date: November 24th, 2016 10:29 PM Author: Chest-beating pozpig devastating. do me next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987070) |
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Date: November 25th, 2016 12:33 AM Author: Chest-beating pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987632) |
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Date: November 25th, 2016 2:40 AM Author: vigorous opaque stage crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987948) |
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Date: November 25th, 2016 5:06 AM Author: Deranged mexican circlehead two chilens is DET! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31988128) |
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Date: November 25th, 2016 7:21 AM Author: Violet talented site hunting ground lollllll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31988180) |
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Date: November 25th, 2016 9:57 AM Author: Passionate ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31988414) |
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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:13 PM Author: Cordovan Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#34764893) |
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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:35 PM Author: purple territorial stock car philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#34764980) |
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Date: June 9th, 2019 3:12 PM Author: crystalline bipolar hospital Still brings me to tears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#38362827) |
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Date: June 9th, 2019 3:18 PM Author: Ocher set Lol this guy wrote like 8000 words about a poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#38362856) |
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Date: November 26th, 2020 8:03 PM Author: Cordovan Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#41442461) |
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Date: November 26th, 2020 8:05 PM Author: Ultramarine Big Roommate Parlour me: at work all night TT: not an obligation in the world |
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Date: November 26th, 2020 8:57 PM Author: trip brass laser beams theater stage lollercausting HARD itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#41442640) |
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Date: November 26th, 2020 11:55 PM Author: trip brass laser beams theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#41443318) |