You: toasting drinks w/ family, friends, great food. TT/nyuug? LOL, just LOL
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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:22 PM Author: Burgundy lay hominid
little tommy turdboi: sitting in some filthy sidewalk bar day-drunk on piss beer, trying to find some sex tourist (who will inevitably be white and TT will choke back his hatred for white to approach in what he imagines is a chill, bro-ish manner but really comes across as a sweaty child molester) who can point him to the local red light district. he ends up getting too drunk, falls asleep at the bar, and barely makes it back to his vermin-infested 'extended stay' luxury hotel, meaning they have a night guard and put out some rotten fruit in the morning. his only meaningful human interactions are with service people indulging his drunken rambling and his few failed stabs at pumo interaction XO. other than that, he is utterly, profoundly, incurably alone in this world. aside from the ripe, glandular discharge of odor caused by his alcoholism, he blends in well with the locals. nobody notices a slouchy, middle-aged brown person too much and when he's not hammered drunk, he can barely sustain eye contact let alone draw attention. the only thing that sets him apart as american by birth is his notable gut paunch, which flops over the waist of his cargo shorts like a ziploc bag full of chocolate pudding. he has an infected toenail, hasn't spoken to his family in 8 years, doesn't really know what it means to have a friend, but at least he has $7,400 in fees from a slip'n'fall coming in. that's another two months of diseased hookers and 'juice,' aka alcoholic oblivion.
nyuug - a person whose first intimate contact with the opposite sex was an 'eskimo kiss' during his junior year of college: spends the day working at his middle class cubicle job where he is universally regarded as a weird faggot and friendless creeper by his coworkers. he spends every spare moment (and works at a frantic pace to secure more free time) scrolling through dating apps, at a pace of hundreds per hour. he hopes to find a mentally ill woman who will meet up with him at his apartment, sight unseen, and then agree to have sex with him within ten minutes or so of casual conversation. this has happened about a dozen times since he began "hunting" a few years ago, and for every several thousand hours of dating app time, he usually banks a 'conquest.' as he does most of the time, he will strike out despite investing 4-5 hours to 'hunting.' he then goes home, checks his bank statement to make sure his parents transferred money to his account, sees the deposit, then fires off an email to the escort agency. this is the first real relief he has experienced all day. he closes his heavily lidded eyes, mascara slightly crispy at this late hour, and imagines a stadium of tall, white, handsome men bound and gagged, forced to watch as nyuug enters the stadium to fuck a half-drunk 24 year old korean prostitute. the captive chads must all then come forward and acknowledge that nyuug is a strong and sexually desirable man who is also probably capable of fucking white women. they tell him so and show deference. he snaps awake when his phone buzzes, indicating that the whore is in the lobby. still takes him approximately 7 minutes to get physical with her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984189) |
Date: November 24th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: soggy aphrodisiac brunch
nyuug seems like the lonliest motherfucker on earth. may as well live in a unabomber shack for all the personal capital this little guy has.
tommy t is a true misanthrope and is probably happy in his personal isolation.
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Date: November 24th, 2016 3:28 PM Author: Burgundy lay hominid
it definitely had something to do with it.
just look at how obsessed he is with sharing his fake 'conquests' with the board and obsessively demanding that twist, RSF, TT, and anyone else who seriously challenged his validity come and acknowledge him. it's all about proving something to his last connection to white america - he's not a virginal loser anymore!
of course he's too cowardly to confront posters like kiluminati who also called him out in a really plainspoken and matter of fact way. he focuses his low key mental illness rage on people he perceives as part of the 'NOWAG' peanut gallery because that's what caused his insecurity and self-loathing to fester into the wretched creature currently haunting XO.
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:49 PM Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
not true if i can make it out to asia
plus, at worst, i can bring a 7 over through family connections
white losers? ljl, the average white guy is married to a 160+lb landbeast by the time they're 25.
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:53 PM Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
nah, i see fobs paired up like that all the time
of course you have to be selective towards her personality, but it shouldn't be too hard.
i don't shit over white guys often, but i think it's deserved here. as bad as my situation is, it's objectively so much better than even an average white guy it's pathetic.
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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:54 PM Author: Electric nursing home brethren
lol no.
you, being a NOWAG, will always be repulsive to all women
normal white guys get to fuck women in high school and college.
LOL AT YOU
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