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You: toasting drinks w/ family, friends, great food. TT/nyuug? LOL, just LOL

little tommy turdboi: sitting in some filthy sidewalk bar da...
Burgundy lay hominid
  11/24/16
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Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
LOL, I was thinking about Peterman sitting at the dinner tab...
wine den therapy
  11/24/16
more like sitting alone in his apartment posting
excitant step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  11/24/16
He said he was flying home for the weekend. At this point un...
wine den therapy
  11/24/16
he isn't going home, he was on a sad tinder date getting rej...
excitant step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  11/24/16
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  11/24/16
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Glittery Glassy Business Firm Stock Car
  11/24/16
nyuug seems like the lonliest motherfucker on earth. may as ...
soggy aphrodisiac brunch
  11/24/16
Never not searching for reasons to pity nyuug but he seems l...
Motley elastic band ladyboy
  11/24/16
I wonder if this bort sent him over the edge, especially all...
olive stain preventive strike
  11/24/16
it definitely had something to do with it. just look at ...
Burgundy lay hominid
  11/24/16
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Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
believe it or not, there is stuff that i'm still withholding...
Sooty Hateful Orchestra Pit Black Woman
  11/24/16
Interesting so he's gay
aromatic pea-brained rehab generalized bond
  11/25/16
UVT has given enough detail in various threads to get at the...
supple aquamarine school immigrant
  11/25/16
Lets just gas all asians
startling feces abode
  11/25/16
friends are overrated would much rather fuck 400 women and ...
Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  11/24/16
you are a creepy nowag with 0 friends and 0 women. no one is...
Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
nah, i think if you dropped all the social pretenses and hon...
Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  11/24/16
once again, you are a nowag freak with zero friends and zero...
Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
i happened to fuck 3 new women this week. it was an especial...
Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  11/24/16
listen DVP, nothing is going to make you happy.
Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
not dvp, and that may be true about me, but seems like you'r...
Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  11/24/16
lick my balls NOWAG, you are cho/UVT/nyuug rolled into one i...
Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
lol at the idea of other people fucking women triggering you...
Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  11/24/16
you are literally DVP and asian. your life sucks and no one ...
Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
not dvp you: white loser who sits at home with no family ...
Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  11/24/16
it's RSF
well-lubricated thriller pit
  11/24/16
you'll always be a NOWAG and have to fuck ugly, fat women
Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
not true if i can make it out to asia plus, at worst, i c...
Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  11/24/16
rofl that 7 you are going to bring over is gonna want to fuc...
Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
nah, i see fobs paired up like that all the time of cours...
Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  11/24/16
lol no. you, being a NOWAG, will always be repulsive to a...
Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
lol'ing at your impotent rage a normal white guy fucks 4 ...
Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  11/24/16
you're literally a NOWAG who is repulsive to all women and w...
Electric nursing home brethren
  11/24/16
*frankenchong
Burgundy lay hominid
  11/24/16
It's sick what our age has done to the asian mind.
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  11/24/17
devastating. do me next.
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  11/25/16
two chilens is DET!
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  11/25/16
lollllll
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  11/24/17
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Sexy half-breed
  11/24/17
Still brings me to tears.
sapphire goal in life
  06/09/19
Lol this guy wrote like 8000 words about a poaster
Blue kitchen
  06/09/19
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Burgundy lay hominid
  11/26/20
me: at work all night TT: not an obligation in the world
copper corner depressive
  11/26/20
lollercausting HARD itt
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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: Burgundy lay hominid

little tommy turdboi: sitting in some filthy sidewalk bar day-drunk on piss beer, trying to find some sex tourist (who will inevitably be white and TT will choke back his hatred for white to approach in what he imagines is a chill, bro-ish manner but really comes across as a sweaty child molester) who can point him to the local red light district. he ends up getting too drunk, falls asleep at the bar, and barely makes it back to his vermin-infested 'extended stay' luxury hotel, meaning they have a night guard and put out some rotten fruit in the morning. his only meaningful human interactions are with service people indulging his drunken rambling and his few failed stabs at pumo interaction XO. other than that, he is utterly, profoundly, incurably alone in this world. aside from the ripe, glandular discharge of odor caused by his alcoholism, he blends in well with the locals. nobody notices a slouchy, middle-aged brown person too much and when he's not hammered drunk, he can barely sustain eye contact let alone draw attention. the only thing that sets him apart as american by birth is his notable gut paunch, which flops over the waist of his cargo shorts like a ziploc bag full of chocolate pudding. he has an infected toenail, hasn't spoken to his family in 8 years, doesn't really know what it means to have a friend, but at least he has $7,400 in fees from a slip'n'fall coming in. that's another two months of diseased hookers and 'juice,' aka alcoholic oblivion.

nyuug - a person whose first intimate contact with the opposite sex was an 'eskimo kiss' during his junior year of college: spends the day working at his middle class cubicle job where he is universally regarded as a weird faggot and friendless creeper by his coworkers. he spends every spare moment (and works at a frantic pace to secure more free time) scrolling through dating apps, at a pace of hundreds per hour. he hopes to find a mentally ill woman who will meet up with him at his apartment, sight unseen, and then agree to have sex with him within ten minutes or so of casual conversation. this has happened about a dozen times since he began "hunting" a few years ago, and for every several thousand hours of dating app time, he usually banks a 'conquest.' as he does most of the time, he will strike out despite investing 4-5 hours to 'hunting.' he then goes home, checks his bank statement to make sure his parents transferred money to his account, sees the deposit, then fires off an email to the escort agency. this is the first real relief he has experienced all day. he closes his heavily lidded eyes, mascara slightly crispy at this late hour, and imagines a stadium of tall, white, handsome men bound and gagged, forced to watch as nyuug enters the stadium to fuck a half-drunk 24 year old korean prostitute. the captive chads must all then come forward and acknowledge that nyuug is a strong and sexually desirable man who is also probably capable of fucking white women. they tell him so and show deference. he snaps awake when his phone buzzes, indicating that the whore is in the lobby. still takes him approximately 7 minutes to get physical with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984189)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984196)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: wine den therapy

LOL, I was thinking about Peterman sitting at the dinner table holding his exasperated, indifferent parents hostage with an hour long rant about how the consulting industry suppresses his talents and he barely wants to fuck Tinder sloots because his supervisor is such a mean bitch who wants to ruin him and have they noticed he's approaching Norwood 3 in like two years hey are you guys still listening? Dad? Mom? Please guys I need advice, Dad, seriously I am going to try law school I bet I'll get what the boys call Biglaw and seriously though DC is so TTT guys seriously...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984271)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:42 PM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

more like sitting alone in his apartment posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984340)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: wine den therapy

He said he was flying home for the weekend. At this point unclear if anything this guy says is truthful but I buy that he's a horrendous man-shrew and doubtlessly whines to whoever will listen to him at all opportunities. The compulsive internet behavior probably reflects some sort of IRL propensity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984368)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house multi-billionaire

he isn't going home, he was on a sad tinder date getting rejected last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984441)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: jet trust fund cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984668)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: Glittery Glassy Business Firm Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984297)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: soggy aphrodisiac brunch

nyuug seems like the lonliest motherfucker on earth. may as well live in a unabomber shack for all the personal capital this little guy has.

tommy t is a true misanthrope and is probably happy in his personal isolation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984377)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Motley elastic band ladyboy

Never not searching for reasons to pity nyuug but he seems like a genuinely bad person at this point. Really amoral. On the other hand, pretty clear indications of simmering mental illness so I guess he can't be held fully accountable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984568)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: olive stain preventive strike

I wonder if this bort sent him over the edge, especially all the nowag spamming from before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984607)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Burgundy lay hominid

it definitely had something to do with it.

just look at how obsessed he is with sharing his fake 'conquests' with the board and obsessively demanding that twist, RSF, TT, and anyone else who seriously challenged his validity come and acknowledge him. it's all about proving something to his last connection to white america - he's not a virginal loser anymore!

of course he's too cowardly to confront posters like kiluminati who also called him out in a really plainspoken and matter of fact way. he focuses his low key mental illness rage on people he perceives as part of the 'NOWAG' peanut gallery because that's what caused his insecurity and self-loathing to fester into the wretched creature currently haunting XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984915)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984609)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Sooty Hateful Orchestra Pit Black Woman

believe it or not, there is stuff that i'm still withholding because it would be a breach of trust from meeting off board, that would paint him in an even worse light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987048)



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Date: November 25th, 2016 2:43 AM
Author: aromatic pea-brained rehab generalized bond

Interesting so he's gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987958)



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Date: November 25th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: supple aquamarine school immigrant

UVT has given enough detail in various threads to get at the truth. nyuug has no social life, no hobbies or interests, and spends all his waking hours obsessing over dating apps. and the hookers, of course. UVT's whole 'can neither confirm nor deny' stance on nyuug frequently hiring whores is a tacit admission.

the thing that seems to freak UVT the most is the sheer amount of isolation nyuug lives in. considering the source, think about what that must look like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987973)



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Date: November 25th, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: startling feces abode

Lets just gas all asians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31988400)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary

friends are overrated

would much rather fuck 400 women and have only a few friends, than fuck 4 women and have a large group of friends, and it's not even close. i think 99% of guys would agree, but they're insanely jealous of nyuug and would never admit they would trade places with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984615)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

you are a creepy nowag with 0 friends and 0 women. no one is envious of nyuug you insectoid nowag freak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984623)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:36 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary

nah, i think if you dropped all the social pretenses and honestly gave a guy the option of losing most of his friends but he gets to fuck HUNDREDS of women he deems attractive he would take the offer up in a heartbeat. it's only because the average guy perceives so many invisible barriers to ever achieving that goal, that causes him to scoff at the idea in derision and disgust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984636)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

once again, you are a nowag freak with zero friends and zero women to fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984641)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary

i happened to fuck 3 new women this week. it was an especially good week for me, and they're 4s, but still..

if i were in korea and could do that regularly with 7s, i think i would be pretty happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984646)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

listen DVP, nothing is going to make you happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984649)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary

not dvp, and that may be true about me, but seems like you're projecting hard in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984655)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

lick my balls NOWAG, you are cho/UVT/nyuug rolled into one insane nowag frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984660)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary

lol at the idea of other people fucking women triggering you so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984674)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

you are literally DVP and asian. your life sucks and no one is ever going to love you or be your friend. hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984676)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:45 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary

not dvp

you: white loser who sits at home with no family and no friends AND doesn't fuck any women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984687)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated thriller pit

it's RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984692)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

you'll always be a NOWAG and have to fuck ugly, fat women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984698)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:49 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary

not true if i can make it out to asia

plus, at worst, i can bring a 7 over through family connections

white losers? ljl, the average white guy is married to a 160+lb landbeast by the time they're 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984707)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

rofl that 7 you are going to bring over is gonna want to fuck a white guy, not some weird creepy asian faggot like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984713)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:53 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary

nah, i see fobs paired up like that all the time

of course you have to be selective towards her personality, but it shouldn't be too hard.

i don't shit over white guys often, but i think it's deserved here. as bad as my situation is, it's objectively so much better than even an average white guy it's pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984727)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:54 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

lol no.

you, being a NOWAG, will always be repulsive to all women

normal white guys get to fuck women in high school and college.

LOL AT YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984732)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:55 PM
Author: Charismatic rough-skinned international law enforcement agency sanctuary

lol'ing at your impotent rage

a normal white guy fucks 4 women lifetime, including an amorphous blob in high school/college, then gets hitched to an enormous whale in mid-20s while working a shitty job and going bald. these are facts my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984746)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Electric nursing home brethren

you're literally a NOWAG who is repulsive to all women and who wishes he was white. LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984748)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Burgundy lay hominid

*frankenchong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31984922)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: drunken roast beef mad-dog skullcap

It's sick what our age has done to the asian mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#34764898)



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Date: November 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Sooty Hateful Orchestra Pit Black Woman

devastating. do me next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987070)



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Date: November 25th, 2016 12:33 AM
Author: Sooty Hateful Orchestra Pit Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987632)



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Date: November 25th, 2016 2:40 AM
Author: slimy wild area double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31987948)



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Date: November 25th, 2016 5:06 AM
Author: clear swashbuckling dilemma

two chilens is DET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31988128)



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Date: November 25th, 2016 7:21 AM
Author: Dark massive hall

lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31988180)



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Date: November 25th, 2016 9:57 AM
Author: Magenta coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#31988414)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Burgundy lay hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#34764893)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Sexy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#34764980)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: sapphire goal in life

Still brings me to tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#38362827)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Blue kitchen

Lol this guy wrote like 8000 words about a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#38362856)



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Date: November 26th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: Burgundy lay hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#41442461)



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Date: November 26th, 2020 8:05 PM
Author: copper corner depressive

me: at work all night

TT: not an obligation in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#41442469)



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Date: November 26th, 2020 8:57 PM
Author: vermilion razzmatazz gay wizard

lollercausting HARD itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#41442640)



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Date: November 26th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: vermilion razzmatazz gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439491&forum_id=2#41443318)