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How competitive is AUSA in 'shit' locations?

Not talking NY/CA/DC/etc. obviously. How about the TRUMP nat...
indecent blood rage
  12/03/16
Very.
Razzmatazz resort quadroon
  12/03/16
Fuck. I know those gigs are tough as hell to get in hot loca...
indecent blood rage
  12/03/16
It's no cakewalk. Easier than sdny obv. Lots of people have ...
Razzmatazz resort quadroon
  12/03/16
It's not difficult if you have (1) either good credentials o...
Silver jet-lagged goyim
  12/03/16
...
saffron crackhouse
  12/03/16
no one has ever thought of this before, so you should get in...
dun haunting boistinker
  12/03/16
what about difficulty in applying to the criminal division i...
swashbuckling pink kitty temple
  12/03/16
very competitive, like V10ish competitive. if you are a m...
pearl vigorous lettuce
  12/03/16
Is there really a vet bump for DOJ? I know its exempted so y...
carnelian electric furnace center
  12/03/16
massive, massive bump. on par with being a black or native a...
pearl vigorous lettuce
  12/03/16
fuck, maybe I should have gone for shitigation
carnelian electric furnace center
  12/03/16
AUSA is a trap for most T14 dipshits anyway. you're not like...
pearl vigorous lettuce
  12/03/16
I'm not even sure what kind of bigfed jobs a cap markets ass...
carnelian electric furnace center
  12/03/16
you're qualified for most of them. whether or not you can ge...
pearl vigorous lettuce
  12/03/16
Sweet. I'll do my time in biglaw and see if I can cop dat ve...
carnelian electric furnace center
  12/03/16
you can cop it right now if you have it. better to do your f...
pearl vigorous lettuce
  12/03/16
Haha. Well I'm still a 3L, but I guess I could start craftin...
carnelian electric furnace center
  12/03/16
if you are a vet you can get a non-coastal AUSA job with a 3...
pearl vigorous lettuce
  12/03/16
Yeah I was fucking around, I've heard usajerbs is sps. I'm a...
carnelian electric furnace center
  12/03/16
You defintely get more and better experience as a crim AUSA ...
Adventurous Hospital
  12/03/16
aren't you still in law school? and i didn't say AUSA is ...
pearl vigorous lettuce
  12/03/16
He is an Asian 3L and most likely a high-functioning autist....
boyish amber trump supporter
  12/03/16
who is this
Adventurous Hospital
  12/03/16
Right, you qualified your assertion with whether one wants t...
Adventurous Hospital
  12/03/16
You genuinely have no idea what you are talking about.
boyish amber trump supporter
  12/03/16
That guy is a confirmed retard. Bored weirdo who posts sever...
Clear flirting stage
  12/03/16
Another good way to weasel into a better associate role is j...
Razzmatazz resort quadroon
  12/03/16
Even "top flight" trial lawyers tend to be laughab...
Razzmatazz resort quadroon
  12/03/16
awesome and informative comment, really added a lot. lawy...
pearl vigorous lettuce
  12/03/16
*gives you a hug*
Razzmatazz resort quadroon
  12/03/16
Very
flesh provocative whorehouse dingle berry
  12/03/16
Extremely competitive. And unlike biglaw they tend to somewh...
Clear flirting stage
  12/03/16
Impossible Most of those jobs go to local people with conne...
topaz fortuitous meteor
  12/03/16
harvard shits out like 500 grads/year and the sc has what 36...
Shivering black woman
  12/03/16
ok, so what are some 'less competitive' gov gigs anyway? SEC...
indecent blood rage
  12/03/16
Nothing that will get you any kind of cr experience Try sta...
topaz fortuitous meteor
  12/03/16
EPA
Hyperventilating Sinister Bbw Therapy
  12/03/16
EEOC
Transparent Big Space
  12/03/16
Horrifying
topaz fortuitous meteor
  12/03/16
can't be that competitive tho
Transparent Big Space
  12/03/16
FERC, EPA and FDA are all known to be good places for lawyer...
Bright At-the-ready Brethren
  12/03/16
All hyper competitive and DC based. Probably like STEM backg...
topaz fortuitous meteor
  12/03/16
FERC is definitely not that competitive, EPA is slightly mor...
Bright At-the-ready Brethren
  12/03/16
...
indecent blood rage
  12/03/16
You're delusional
topaz fortuitous meteor
  12/03/16
what about those secret military tribunals
Hyperventilating Sinister Bbw Therapy
  12/03/16
Those are all handled by military lawyers. Go JAG, do 5-7...
Bright At-the-ready Brethren
  12/03/16
I knew a guy who worked in a prestigious district who was de...
Bright At-the-ready Brethren
  12/03/16
Interesting. If my end goal is gov, does it make more sense ...
indecent blood rage
  12/03/16
Seems JAG would get you courtroom skills that would be trans...
Transparent Big Space
  12/03/16
JAG would at least give you hiring preference for any other ...
Bright At-the-ready Brethren
  12/03/16
Here's a problem I confronted: LA/NY/Chi have constant turno...
pea-brained sooty menage queen of the night
  12/03/16


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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:14 AM
Author: indecent blood rage

Not talking NY/CA/DC/etc. obviously. How about the TRUMP nation aka rural america? Looking for cheap COA, family-friendly, 'pillar of the community' types of places. How hard to cop those? TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32044735)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz resort quadroon

Very.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32044736)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:15 AM
Author: indecent blood rage

Fuck. I know those gigs are tough as hell to get in hot locations in metropolitan areas, but 'middle of nowhere' positions too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32044737)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz resort quadroon

It's no cakewalk. Easier than sdny obv. Lots of people have had ur idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32044743)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: Silver jet-lagged goyim

It's not difficult if you have (1) either good credentials or experience, (2) a deep-rooted connection to the community, and (3) the patience to apply more than once while living in the community.

THat sounds weird, but for the competitive offices, I would say the above gives you no more than a coin flip shot. But I would be fairly confident of my ability to get into an are-country office with those three.

-AUSA in a district that's neither big city nor are country.

FWIW my office is about half HYS grads. But plenty of non-clerkship, non top-firm lawyers who were from area or who got trial experience.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32045224)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: saffron crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32045285)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: dun haunting boistinker

no one has ever thought of this before, so you should get in as soon as you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32045254)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling pink kitty temple

what about difficulty in applying to the criminal division in main justice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047190)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: pearl vigorous lettuce

very competitive, like V10ish competitive.

if you are a minority or a veteran, disregard. you will get in everywhere you apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047198)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: carnelian electric furnace center

Is there really a vet bump for DOJ? I know its exempted so you don't actually get "points" or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047210)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pearl vigorous lettuce

massive, massive bump. on par with being a black or native american female.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047290)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: carnelian electric furnace center

fuck, maybe I should have gone for shitigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047295)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: pearl vigorous lettuce

AUSA is a trap for most T14 dipshits anyway. you're not likely a really good trial lawyer or a good 'investigative' mind that knows how to build a case. most people who take a AUSA job for the prestige or stepping stone value end up being fucking awful at it and don't do much save for tread water for a few years.

if you want to try to weasel into a better associate role in the future, you're way better off trying to go fed at a regulatory agency of some sort. SEC is the obvious one, but you'll find those jobs are even more competitive than the DOJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: carnelian electric furnace center

I'm not even sure what kind of bigfed jobs a cap markets associate would be qualified for anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047332)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: pearl vigorous lettuce

you're qualified for most of them. whether or not you can get hired or they'll do anything for you in the long run is a whole different question.

as a cap markets paper-pushing bitch, you're actually well prepped for most federal agency roles. most of those jobs are basically pseudo-legal practice at best. jobs like AUSA or working of the US trustee actually require lawyer skills, trial ability, and other stuff that makes you an attorney. cap market document jerk-off stuff grooms you for the redundant bureaucracy of government work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047347)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: carnelian electric furnace center

Sweet. I'll do my time in biglaw and see if I can cop dat vet bump in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047361)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: pearl vigorous lettuce

you can cop it right now if you have it. better to do your fed gig stuff early on then lateral. you won't be a better hire for any agency because you sat around arranging commas and signature blocks for dan dicksucker, jr. deal partner esquire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047375)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: carnelian electric furnace center

Haha. Well I'm still a 3L, but I guess I could start crafting a wicked usajobs profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047398)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: pearl vigorous lettuce

if you are a vet you can get a non-coastal AUSA job with a 3.25+ GPA and a T20 degree, you just won't have unlimited ability to choose where you work.

lol at ever expecting anything to come of usajobs if you're not a vet or a minority. you're better off cold calling i.e. don't bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047417)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: carnelian electric furnace center

Yeah I was fucking around, I've heard usajerbs is sps. I'm a median T14mo, so maybe ill give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047442)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Hospital

You defintely get more and better experience as a crim AUSA than as a SEC enforcement counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047345)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: pearl vigorous lettuce

aren't you still in law school?

and i didn't say AUSA is not good experience. what i said is that most people who have the right resume for it are not actually cut out for the role and don't do much with it.

like 5-10% at most of law students at decent schools have the ability to become good courtroom litigators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047351)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: boyish amber trump supporter

He is an Asian 3L and most likely a high-functioning autist. His only recognizable trait as a poster is the endless need to speak directly out of his ass about things he doesn't understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047385)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Hospital

who is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047439)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Adventurous Hospital

Right, you qualified your assertion with whether one wants to weasel one's way back into a large firm.

Even so, as an AUSA you get all the experience of a SEC enf cos, and a lot more. SEC ajudications and trials are handled by special counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047431)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: boyish amber trump supporter

You genuinely have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047892)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:23 PM
Author: Clear flirting stage

That guy is a confirmed retard. Bored weirdo who posts several hundred times a day, every day. Literally just makes shit up to wile away the hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047939)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz resort quadroon

Another good way to weasel into a better associate role is just to practice interviewing a bunch and go on a lot of interviews. I've seen ppl go from v100 to v5 via this route.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047370)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz resort quadroon

Even "top flight" trial lawyers tend to be laughably bad. This profession is such a circlejerk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047382)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: pearl vigorous lettuce

awesome and informative comment, really added a lot.

lawyers suck, it's all fraud and lies!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047424)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz resort quadroon

*gives you a hug*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047448)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: flesh provocative whorehouse dingle berry

Very

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047353)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:24 PM
Author: Clear flirting stage

Extremely competitive. And unlike biglaw they tend to somewhat care if you have the ability to one day become a functional attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32047945)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

Impossible

Most of those jobs go to local people with connections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32048048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Shivering black woman

harvard shits out like 500 grads/year and the sc has what 36 clerks every year. youre fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32048068)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: indecent blood rage

ok, so what are some 'less competitive' gov gigs anyway? SEC is tough, AUSA is tough, DOJ is tough. Shit, what the hell is left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32048425)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

Nothing that will get you any kind of cr experience

Try state prosecutor

Some jurisdictions pay similar to AUSA and you get to actually try cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32048438)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 6:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Sinister Bbw Therapy

EPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32048484)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Transparent Big Space

EEOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32048486)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

Horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049020)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Transparent Big Space

can't be that competitive tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049364)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Bright At-the-ready Brethren

FERC, EPA and FDA are all known to be good places for lawyers. Their regulatory focus also means there are some OK exit options to the private sector to include lobbying/policy jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049358)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:20 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

All hyper competitive and DC based. Probably like STEM backgrounds too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049458)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Bright At-the-ready Brethren

FERC is definitely not that competitive, EPA is slightly more. FDA is a crap shoot I guess.

None require any sort of technical background.

Also, there are EPA legal positions located outside DC at the various regional and district offices.

FDA lawyers can do a rotation in Brussels I think.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049475)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: indecent blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049512)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: topaz fortuitous meteor

You're delusional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049639)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Sinister Bbw Therapy

what about those secret military tribunals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049469)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Bright At-the-ready Brethren

Those are all handled by military lawyers.

Go JAG, do 5-7 years, then request duty at GITMO.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049481)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Bright At-the-ready Brethren

I knew a guy who worked in a prestigious district who was desperate to get out and work in a lower COL flyover district. He had like 5-6 years experience as an AUSA, plus a couple of years of V10 biglaw and a pretty prestigious federal clerkship. Even with all those credentials he had to interview in like 7-8 different districts before he could lateral. Most districts outside major metro areas are usually pretty small and have infrequent openings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049344)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: indecent blood rage

Interesting. If my end goal is gov, does it make more sense to do a stint at a firm first OR do JAG then try to cop one of these gigs? Did some research, and it seems like JAG won't get you real practical skills for the private sector, which is fine as long as I can transfer to gov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049736)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: Transparent Big Space

Seems JAG would get you courtroom skills that would be transferable to AUSA>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049747)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Bright At-the-ready Brethren

JAG would at least give you hiring preference for any other federal job.

I think JAG to AUSA isn't uncommon.

The best deal is probably doing 20 years on AD, copping dat military pension and then getting hired as a GS-15 civilian.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32049810)



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Date: December 3rd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: pea-brained sooty menage queen of the night

Here's a problem I confronted: LA/NY/Chi have constant turnover because the exit options are great and government pay doesn't cover much more than rent in those places. In Kansas, AUSAs might be some of the highest paid lawyers in town, there are no exit options, and the salary easily covers an extravagant Kansas lifestyle. So no one ever leaves. I landed SDNY/CDCA level interviews (but no offers). I couldn't land an interview at my home town USAO. They called and were like "yo like 3 years ago we basically told the guy we hired that we'd give home the next position that opens. Better luck next time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3447686&forum_id=2#32050007)