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Oops! Said my wife as she destroyed her fourth $700 iPhone

Fuck my ass.
Mentally impaired degenerate lodge
  01/02/17
Dropped it in a bowl of water. And of course the goddamn scr...
Mentally impaired degenerate lodge
  01/02/17
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federal dead temple
  01/02/17
Tbqf iPhone 7 is waterproof nigga
Walnut bat shit crazy death wish blood rage
  01/02/17
I think the term you are looking for is water resistant.
Titillating Massive Church Kitty Cat
  01/02/17
spank her and tell her she's using a flip phone until she's ...
Rusted magical faggotry mad cow disease
  01/02/17
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Soul-stirring Impertinent Spot Voyeur
  01/02/17
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irate talented sound barrier
  01/02/17
OH MY GOD BROS WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! She dropped it in a bowl o...
Mentally impaired degenerate lodge
  01/02/17
Not flame, this happened within moments of me making this th...
Mentally impaired degenerate lodge
  01/02/17
Tbqf you DID say it was working
Walnut bat shit crazy death wish blood rage
  01/02/17
lol yeah bro I'm sure it'll work great right up until it sho...
Mentally impaired degenerate lodge
  01/02/17
Stop treating her like a child and let her deal with her own...
Rusted magical faggotry mad cow disease
  01/02/17
She wants to be treated like a child. She hates feminists an...
Mentally impaired degenerate lodge
  01/02/17
Well then don't get mad when she acts like a child
Rusted magical faggotry mad cow disease
  01/02/17
Gave me a boner, thank
Soul-stirring Impertinent Spot Voyeur
  01/02/17
She needs to be spanked for this
Thriller lime theatre karate
  01/02/17
booty call texts from CHAD and Darnell can't wait 3 days, br...
Abusive Histrionic Kitchen
  01/02/17
(Guy who operates an online account under the name "ass...
beady-eyed site
  01/02/17
Does she not have insurance on the phone?
useless fishy nowag hall
  01/02/17
No. I'm reluctant to spend 33% of the new cost of the phone ...
Mentally impaired degenerate lodge
  01/02/17
She must be a bit of a klutz, exactly the sort of person for...
Titillating Massive Church Kitty Cat
  01/02/17
This is cr. I'm two years when she gets a new phone I'll get...
Mentally impaired degenerate lodge
  01/02/17
yeah so, you should see your mistake right here bro lol
coiffed indigo pit milk
  01/02/17
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Jade fiercely-loyal senate dragon
  01/02/17
Dropped my current phone into a toilet bowl of my own vomit....
Sooty pozpig persian
  01/02/17
How can I be cool like you
razzle-dazzle milky corner sneaky criminal
  01/02/17
Drop your iPhone for starters
Sooty pozpig persian
  01/02/17
...
Motley bearded twinkling uncleanness
  01/02/17
more like 15% off
coiffed indigo pit milk
  01/02/17
Dropped my 6+ in a puddle a year ago. Still using right now
transparent contagious piazza headpube
  01/02/17
Case, buy a case
burgundy aphrodisiac forum corn cake
  01/02/17
Sounds like your wife needs to live life like the ancients d...
azure national security agency yarmulke
  01/02/17
bro have you considered a Wifeproof case https://www.amazon....
coiffed indigo pit milk
  01/02/17
my wife broke one iphone and lost one ipad this year. had i...
Bespoke parlor
  01/02/17
can you deduct the cost of the replacements from the divorce...
house-broken laughsome resort
  01/02/17
My wife dented our car twice in the first month we had it. D...
multi-colored drab indirect expression
  01/02/17
what are the chances a few, if not all, were "dent and ...
Abusive Histrionic Kitchen
  01/02/17
lol literally all were in our parking garage, against posts/...
multi-colored drab indirect expression
  01/02/17
you should post shaming pics on social media of the car and,...
Excitant international law enforcement agency market
  01/02/17
forget social media and just post them on autoadmit.com
brass boyish dilemma quadroon
  01/02/17
Hit her
Big-titted hairy legs
  01/02/17
...
Mentally impaired degenerate lodge
  01/02/17
And yet somehow if you murdered her then all of a sudden YOU...
concupiscible confused native
  01/02/17


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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Mentally impaired degenerate lodge

Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280824)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Mentally impaired degenerate lodge

Dropped it in a bowl of water. And of course the goddamn screws to access the battery compartment are unfuckingbelievably small.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280826)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: federal dead temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280832)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Walnut bat shit crazy death wish blood rage

Tbqf iPhone 7 is waterproof nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280837)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: Titillating Massive Church Kitty Cat

I think the term you are looking for is water resistant.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280896)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Rusted magical faggotry mad cow disease

spank her and tell her she's using a flip phone until she's eligible to upgrade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280838)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Impertinent Spot Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281416)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: irate talented sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:32 AM
Author: Mentally impaired degenerate lodge

OH MY GOD BROS WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! She dropped it in a bowl of water and vinegar she was soaking her feet in, so I powered it off and placed it in a bowl of rice, and tell her that we gotta wait three days or so to be sure the moisture is gone before powering it on. A couple minutes later I hear "oh yay I think it's working!"

SHE TURNED THE FUCKING PHONE ON WHAT THE FUCK!?! So I start yelling at her "TURN THE FUCKING PHONE OFF!" And she's like "but why? It's working." Jesus fucking Christ bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280850)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: Mentally impaired degenerate lodge

Not flame, this happened within moments of me making this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280854)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: Walnut bat shit crazy death wish blood rage

Tbqf you DID say it was working

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280855)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:38 AM
Author: Mentally impaired degenerate lodge

lol yeah bro I'm sure it'll work great right up until it short circuits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280867)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: Rusted magical faggotry mad cow disease

Stop treating her like a child and let her deal with her own mistakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280878)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: Mentally impaired degenerate lodge

She wants to be treated like a child. She hates feminists and says that she needs a man to put her in her place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280889)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:47 AM
Author: Rusted magical faggotry mad cow disease

Well then don't get mad when she acts like a child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280910)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Impertinent Spot Voyeur

Gave me a boner, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281425)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Thriller lime theatre karate

She needs to be spanked for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282384)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Abusive Histrionic Kitchen

booty call texts from CHAD and Darnell can't wait 3 days, brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281419)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed site

(Guy who operates an online account under the name "ass burgers" wondering how in the world he got paired off with a dud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282265)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:07 AM
Author: useless fishy nowag hall

Does she not have insurance on the phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280883)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: Mentally impaired degenerate lodge

No. I'm reluctant to spend 33% of the new cost of the phone on insurance.

I say as my wife breaks her fourth phone in as many years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280888)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: Titillating Massive Church Kitty Cat

She must be a bit of a klutz, exactly the sort of person for whom insurance is worthwhile.

I've never broken a phone, the closest I came was dropping a 4S into about two feet of fresh water but I turned it off and let it dry out for two days and it worked fine again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280894)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:42 AM
Author: Mentally impaired degenerate lodge

This is cr. I'm two years when she gets a new phone I'll get her insurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280905)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: coiffed indigo pit milk

yeah so, you should see your mistake right here bro lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281031)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Jade fiercely-loyal senate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282375)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Sooty pozpig persian

Dropped my current phone into a toilet bowl of my own vomit. You don't sound chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281020)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle milky corner sneaky criminal

How can I be cool like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281044)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Sooty pozpig persian

Drop your iPhone for starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281067)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: Motley bearded twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281043)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: coiffed indigo pit milk

more like 15% off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281047)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: transparent contagious piazza headpube

Dropped my 6+ in a puddle a year ago. Still using right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281050)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac forum corn cake

Case, buy a case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281072)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: azure national security agency yarmulke

Sounds like your wife needs to live life like the ancients did 17 years ago and use landlines, until she can earn $700 babysitting other people's kids or something (while not interrupting her care for you and your house).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281077)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: coiffed indigo pit milk

bro have you considered a Wifeproof case https://www.amazon.com/Lifeproof-Waterproof-Case-iPhone-ONLY/dp/B00Z7SGTDW/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281082)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: Bespoke parlor

my wife broke one iphone and lost one ipad this year. had insurance on the phone. pretty successful year overall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281393)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: house-broken laughsome resort

can you deduct the cost of the replacements from the divorce settlement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281414)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: multi-colored drab indirect expression

My wife dented our car twice in the first month we had it. Did not pay to fix. She dented it again a few months later. Leaving it as is, fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282287)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Abusive Histrionic Kitchen

what are the chances a few, if not all, were "dent and runs" involving other parked cars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282301)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: multi-colored drab indirect expression

lol literally all were in our parking garage, against posts/corners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282314)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Excitant international law enforcement agency market

you should post shaming pics on social media of the car and, if she's been extra naughty, make her wear a dunce cap and a sign the way people post dog shaming pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282391)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: brass boyish dilemma quadroon

forget social media and just post them on autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282433)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Big-titted hairy legs

Hit her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282447)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: Mentally impaired degenerate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32283161)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: concupiscible confused native

And yet somehow if you murdered her then all of a sudden YOU'd be the bad guy lmao at our pc culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32283250)