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Coaching my sons WINNING sports team has given me new lease on life
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:33 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area Flag football. I've coached his team before but we've always been middle of the pack. This year we have a team full of studs and we're all at the top end of the age cutoff. We've been crushing people. I spend all my free time drawing up plays and thinking of ways to beat the shit out of other elementary school kids. My life has been 180 the past few weeks and will for a few more weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396593) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:34 PM Author: electric shrine voyeur Damn. I thought *I* was an oldmo.
Anyway, is your son pissed you sit him in the interests of winning? |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area My son is the stud running back buddy. I'm black. LJL at my kid not being one of the best kids in this shit white suburb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396618) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:38 PM Author: Ivory Double Fault Theater Flame. You didn't say not flame. No black person would post here. And no one with old ass kids would post here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396632) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:41 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area I've been around since the PR board. Certified black homie. If archiving was a thing, you could check old threads. Or just ask Doobs. That said, this place wasn't always a racist cesspool. The racism use to be on a high level and comedic in nature. Now its just mean spirited Trump prole level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396651) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: Ivory Double Fault Theater Yes I seem to recall it was super black friendly in 2007 when I'd open up my browser and xo would meet me with a wall of unmoderated n-threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396673) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area That was shtick. Also known as comedy. Not true belief in a dear white savior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396692) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:55 PM Author: Ivory Double Fault Theater Sometimes I wonder what happened to old Theodore H. He would probably like xo 2017. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396763) |
Date: January 17th, 2017 11:37 PM Author: passionate coral background story indian lodge 180 libs irate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396623) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 8:22 AM Author: Pearly friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397761) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:38 PM Author: Shivering Bat-shit-crazy Theater Stage So u didn't enjoy coaching when your teams have been mediocre ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396630) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:39 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area Meh. It was cool. But I didn't think about it when I wasn't doing it like I am this season. Just kind of showed up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396636) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:41 PM Author: stimulating hairless market Is this the fatceps pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396656) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area No. You just responded to me in my workout thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396664) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: Dashing associate 180
please discuss some plays |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area Reverse pass to the QB is a guaranteed touchdown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396671) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:44 PM Author: Dashing associate are you the only coach or do you have a defensive coordinator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396675) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area I have 3 other coachs. 1 helps on d. One guy runs the substitutions, Other guy keeps stats.
We all do whatever at practice. |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:47 PM Author: Dashing associate how does special teams work in elementary school flag football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396704) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area No special teams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396715) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:49 PM Author: Dashing associate so how is the line of scrimmage determined after a score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396724) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area You get the ball at the 5. We play on a 60 yard field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396733) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:51 PM Author: Dashing associate no field goals or extra points? no punts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396734) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:54 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area No field goals.
You can go for 1 or 2 after score (1 play from either 3 or 7 yard line). Going for 1 you must pass.
No punts. First down markers are at 15, 30, 45, 60, 45, 30, 15 and you have 4 plays to get to each. (Actually, not sure about the yardage. There are 2 first downs and then a mid-field first down, then two more first downs.). |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: Dashing associate 180, teaching kids to go for it on 4th down from a young age
sad that it takes the fake kick out of your arsenal though
do you run an up tempo offense? |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:58 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area Ha. Fuck no. Kids don't retain enough for that. Most times we leave the huddle and one goes, "so what am i doing?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396785) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:59 PM Author: Dashing associate lol dude, Chip Kelly is gonna tear your league up in a few years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396790) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:08 AM Author: twinkling talking telephone area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396850) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:29 AM Author: Appetizing senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396970) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:04 AM Author: magenta volcanic crater It's called a flea flicker bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396821) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:06 AM Author: twinkling talking telephone area (Woman)
Put another way, no its not. And how can you call yourself a man when you don't know that its not the same thing? |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:11 AM Author: copper hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396877) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:30 AM Author: Appetizing senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396972) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Low-t cruel-hearted locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397711) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:44 PM Author: scarlet tripping lay 180.
I can't be the only one who immediately thought of this CLASSIC 1 min. scene from BAD SANTA: https://youtu.be/KgoSq_2I8aM |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396723) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: Alcoholic pale coffee pot hell sounds 180
u seem like a chill bro to drink a beer with |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area I think i am but I'm kinda biased. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396721) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: duck-like address quadroon Not old enough for my own kids but I have a nephew. His travel soccer team needed an emergency coach for a weekend tournament. So I practiced with them Wednesday and Thursday night before the Friday, Saturday, Sunday tournament. I actually flew like 1000 miles and took time off work for the opportunity because I thought it'd be fun. I totally immersed myself in the entire thing.
They were good but not elite. It was pretty awesome. I didn't even waste time with names, just numbers. Learned their scheme. And I tried to get them to play a lot more aggressive. Ended up going 2-1 in the pool play, won our quarterfinal game 2-0, lost the semi-final 1-0 (heartbreaker on a PK), but won the third-place match.
It was on the only trophy the team had won in years. Closest I've ever come to wanting kids. |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:52 PM Author: twinkling talking telephone area Yeah man. Seeing the little dudes excitement in winning, overcoming obstacles, bounding with team mates (no homo), and just growing up through sports, is one of the 180 things about kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396743) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:17 AM Author: Dashing associate what kind of arm does your QB have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396904) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:22 AM Author: twinkling talking telephone area I have 3 kids that can throw it 20 or 30 yards. My QB rarely drops back and passes. Passes are usually in trick play form (reverse pass, screen left pass right, running back pass) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396932) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:24 AM Author: Dashing associate can your RBs catch well? I guess flag football means you can't just give the ball to a Derrick Henry type and plow through the opposing team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396940) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:25 AM Author: twinkling talking telephone area Yeah. Most the kids can catch pretty good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396946) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 1:46 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Mother Dilemma rate this clip of a big samoan kid plowing through a bunch of scrawny white boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUc0iAjHvY
obv not flag football but hilarious nonetheless |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:43 AM Author: at-the-ready sick crackhouse jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397683) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:20 AM Author: Odious Gold Fat Ankles No lie most of the reason I want to get married and have kids is coaching their sports teams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397661) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:39 AM Author: at-the-ready sick crackhouse congrats on maeking it! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397680) |