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Coaching my sons WINNING sports team has given me new lease on life
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:33 PM Author: brass sanctuary Flag football. I've coached his team before but we've always been middle of the pack. This year we have a team full of studs and we're all at the top end of the age cutoff. We've been crushing people. I spend all my free time drawing up plays and thinking of ways to beat the shit out of other elementary school kids. My life has been 180 the past few weeks and will for a few more weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396593) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:34 PM Author: Crusty Carmine Step-uncle's House Idiot Damn. I thought *I* was an oldmo.
Anyway, is your son pissed you sit him in the interests of winning? |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:36 PM Author: brass sanctuary My son is the stud running back buddy. I'm black. LJL at my kid not being one of the best kids in this shit white suburb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396618) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:38 PM Author: spectacular jade faggot firefighter lettuce Flame. You didn't say not flame. No black person would post here. And no one with old ass kids would post here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396632) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:41 PM Author: brass sanctuary I've been around since the PR board. Certified black homie. If archiving was a thing, you could check old threads. Or just ask Doobs. That said, this place wasn't always a racist cesspool. The racism use to be on a high level and comedic in nature. Now its just mean spirited Trump prole level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396651) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: spectacular jade faggot firefighter lettuce Yes I seem to recall it was super black friendly in 2007 when I'd open up my browser and xo would meet me with a wall of unmoderated n-threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396673) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: brass sanctuary That was shtick. Also known as comedy. Not true belief in a dear white savior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396692) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:55 PM Author: spectacular jade faggot firefighter lettuce Sometimes I wonder what happened to old Theodore H. He would probably like xo 2017. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396763) |
Date: January 17th, 2017 11:37 PM Author: navy ticket booth ratface 180 libs irate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396623) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 8:22 AM Author: cerebral cobalt crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397761) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:38 PM Author: Arousing fortuitous meteor pit So u didn't enjoy coaching when your teams have been mediocre ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396630) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:39 PM Author: brass sanctuary Meh. It was cool. But I didn't think about it when I wasn't doing it like I am this season. Just kind of showed up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396636) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:41 PM Author: Spruce hateful den Is this the fatceps pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396656) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: brass sanctuary No. You just responded to me in my workout thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396664) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:42 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stage foreskin 180
please discuss some plays |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:43 PM Author: brass sanctuary Reverse pass to the QB is a guaranteed touchdown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396671) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:44 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stage foreskin are you the only coach or do you have a defensive coordinator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396675) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: brass sanctuary I have 3 other coachs. 1 helps on d. One guy runs the substitutions, Other guy keeps stats.
We all do whatever at practice. |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:47 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stage foreskin how does special teams work in elementary school flag football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396704) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: brass sanctuary No special teams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396715) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:49 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stage foreskin so how is the line of scrimmage determined after a score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396724) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: brass sanctuary You get the ball at the 5. We play on a 60 yard field. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396733) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:51 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stage foreskin no field goals or extra points? no punts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396734) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:54 PM Author: brass sanctuary No field goals.
You can go for 1 or 2 after score (1 play from either 3 or 7 yard line). Going for 1 you must pass.
No punts. First down markers are at 15, 30, 45, 60, 45, 30, 15 and you have 4 plays to get to each. (Actually, not sure about the yardage. There are 2 first downs and then a mid-field first down, then two more first downs.). |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stage foreskin 180, teaching kids to go for it on 4th down from a young age
sad that it takes the fake kick out of your arsenal though
do you run an up tempo offense? |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:58 PM Author: brass sanctuary Ha. Fuck no. Kids don't retain enough for that. Most times we leave the huddle and one goes, "so what am i doing?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396785) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:59 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stage foreskin lol dude, Chip Kelly is gonna tear your league up in a few years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396790) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:08 AM Author: brass sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396850) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:29 AM Author: tantric hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396970) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:04 AM Author: marvelous red goal in life It's called a flea flicker bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396821) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:06 AM Author: brass sanctuary (Woman)
Put another way, no its not. And how can you call yourself a man when you don't know that its not the same thing? |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:11 AM Author: Indigo therapy temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396877) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:30 AM Author: tantric hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396972) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: sinister crimson degenerate toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397711) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:44 PM Author: Charismatic Rigpig 180.
I can't be the only one who immediately thought of this CLASSIC 1 min. scene from BAD SANTA: https://youtu.be/KgoSq_2I8aM |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: brass sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396723) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: Appetizing Point sounds 180
u seem like a chill bro to drink a beer with |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: brass sanctuary I think i am but I'm kinda biased. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396721) |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: Turquoise School Not old enough for my own kids but I have a nephew. His travel soccer team needed an emergency coach for a weekend tournament. So I practiced with them Wednesday and Thursday night before the Friday, Saturday, Sunday tournament. I actually flew like 1000 miles and took time off work for the opportunity because I thought it'd be fun. I totally immersed myself in the entire thing.
They were good but not elite. It was pretty awesome. I didn't even waste time with names, just numbers. Learned their scheme. And I tried to get them to play a lot more aggressive. Ended up going 2-1 in the pool play, won our quarterfinal game 2-0, lost the semi-final 1-0 (heartbreaker on a PK), but won the third-place match.
It was on the only trophy the team had won in years. Closest I've ever come to wanting kids. |
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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:52 PM Author: brass sanctuary Yeah man. Seeing the little dudes excitement in winning, overcoming obstacles, bounding with team mates (no homo), and just growing up through sports, is one of the 180 things about kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396743) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:17 AM Author: razzle-dazzle stage foreskin what kind of arm does your QB have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396904) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:22 AM Author: brass sanctuary I have 3 kids that can throw it 20 or 30 yards. My QB rarely drops back and passes. Passes are usually in trick play form (reverse pass, screen left pass right, running back pass) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396932) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:24 AM Author: razzle-dazzle stage foreskin can your RBs catch well? I guess flag football means you can't just give the ball to a Derrick Henry type and plow through the opposing team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396940) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:25 AM Author: brass sanctuary Yeah. Most the kids can catch pretty good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396946) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 1:46 AM Author: floppy nibblets rate this clip of a big samoan kid plowing through a bunch of scrawny white boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUc0iAjHvY
obv not flag football but hilarious nonetheless |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:43 AM Author: cowardly abnormal stage french chef jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397683) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:20 AM Author: lascivious yarmulke ceo No lie most of the reason I want to get married and have kids is coaching their sports teams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397661) |
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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:39 AM Author: cowardly abnormal stage french chef congrats on maeking it! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397680) |