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Coaching my sons WINNING sports team has given me new lease on life

Flag football. I've coached his team before but we've always...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
Damn. I thought *I* was an oldmo. Anyway, is your son pi...
Cracking aqua brunch
  01/17/17
My son is the stud running back buddy. I'm black. LJL at my ...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
Flame. You didn't say not flame. No black person would post ...
umber toaster psychic
  01/17/17
I've been around since the PR board. Certified black homie. ...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
Yes I seem to recall it was super black friendly in 2007 whe...
umber toaster psychic
  01/17/17
That was shtick. Also known as comedy. Not true belief in a ...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
Sometimes I wonder what happened to old Theodore H. He would...
umber toaster psychic
  01/17/17
180 libs irate
Internet-worthy market deer antler
  01/17/17
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boyish menage becky
  01/18/17
So u didn't enjoy coaching when your teams have been mediocr...
Frisky coral really tough guy hairy legs
  01/17/17
Meh. It was cool. But I didn't think about it when I wasn't ...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
Is this the fatceps pumo
balding abnormal office background story
  01/17/17
No. You just responded to me in my workout thread.
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
180 please discuss some plays
Glittery jade boiling water state
  01/17/17
Reverse pass to the QB is a guaranteed touchdown.
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
are you the only coach or do you have a defensive coordinato...
Glittery jade boiling water state
  01/17/17
I have 3 other coachs. 1 helps on d. One guy runs the substi...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
how does special teams work in elementary school flag footba...
Glittery jade boiling water state
  01/17/17
No special teams.
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
so how is the line of scrimmage determined after a score
Glittery jade boiling water state
  01/17/17
You get the ball at the 5. We play on a 60 yard field.
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
no field goals or extra points? no punts?
Glittery jade boiling water state
  01/17/17
No field goals. You can go for 1 or 2 after score (1 play...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
180, teaching kids to go for it on 4th down from a young age...
Glittery jade boiling water state
  01/17/17
Ha. Fuck no. Kids don't retain enough for that. Most times w...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
lol dude, Chip Kelly is gonna tear your league up in a few y...
Glittery jade boiling water state
  01/17/17
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galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/18/17
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Avocado cocky senate therapy
  01/18/17
It's called a flea flicker bro
chest-beating jap
  01/18/17
(Woman) Put another way, no its not. And how can you call...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/18/17
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amethyst rebellious principal's office
  01/18/17
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Avocado cocky senate therapy
  01/18/17
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fantasy-prone cuckold
  01/18/17
180. I can't be the only one who immediately thought of t...
brass set hissy fit
  01/17/17
...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
sounds 180 u seem like a chill bro to drink a beer with
lime wrinkle
  01/17/17
I think i am but I'm kinda biased.
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
Not old enough for my own kids but I have a nephew. His trav...
Violent swollen garrison
  01/17/17
Yeah man. Seeing the little dudes excitement in winning, ove...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/17/17
what kind of arm does your QB have
Glittery jade boiling water state
  01/18/17
I have 3 kids that can throw it 20 or 30 yards. My QB rarely...
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/18/17
can your RBs catch well? I guess flag football means you can...
Glittery jade boiling water state
  01/18/17
Yeah. Most the kids can catch pretty good.
galvanic crackhouse nowag
  01/18/17
rate this clip of a big samoan kid plowing through a bunch o...
stirring striped hyena
  01/18/17
jfc
vigorous place of business
  01/18/17
No lie most of the reason I want to get married and have kid...
razzmatazz grizzly locale
  01/18/17
congrats on maeking it!
vigorous place of business
  01/18/17


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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

Flag football. I've coached his team before but we've always been middle of the pack. This year we have a team full of studs and we're all at the top end of the age cutoff. We've been crushing people. I spend all my free time drawing up plays and thinking of ways to beat the shit out of other elementary school kids. My life has been 180 the past few weeks and will for a few more weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396593)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Cracking aqua brunch

Damn. I thought *I* was an oldmo.

Anyway, is your son pissed you sit him in the interests of winning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396604)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

My son is the stud running back buddy. I'm black. LJL at my kid not being one of the best kids in this shit white suburb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396618)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: umber toaster psychic

Flame. You didn't say not flame. No black person would post here. And no one with old ass kids would post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396632)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

I've been around since the PR board. Certified black homie. If archiving was a thing, you could check old threads. Or just ask Doobs. That said, this place wasn't always a racist cesspool. The racism use to be on a high level and comedic in nature. Now its just mean spirited Trump prole level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396651)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: umber toaster psychic

Yes I seem to recall it was super black friendly in 2007 when I'd open up my browser and xo would meet me with a wall of unmoderated n-threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396673)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

That was shtick. Also known as comedy. Not true belief in a dear white savior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396692)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: umber toaster psychic

Sometimes I wonder what happened to old Theodore H. He would probably like xo 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396763)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy market deer antler

180 libs irate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396623)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 8:22 AM
Author: boyish menage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397761)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Frisky coral really tough guy hairy legs

So u didn't enjoy coaching when your teams have been mediocre ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396630)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

Meh. It was cool. But I didn't think about it when I wasn't doing it like I am this season. Just kind of showed up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396636)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: balding abnormal office background story

Is this the fatceps pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396656)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

No. You just responded to me in my workout thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396664)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: Glittery jade boiling water state

180

please discuss some plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396662)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

Reverse pass to the QB is a guaranteed touchdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396671)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Glittery jade boiling water state

are you the only coach or do you have a defensive coordinator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396675)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

I have 3 other coachs. 1 helps on d. One guy runs the substitutions, Other guy keeps stats.

We all do whatever at practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396702)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Glittery jade boiling water state

how does special teams work in elementary school flag football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396704)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

No special teams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396715)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: Glittery jade boiling water state

so how is the line of scrimmage determined after a score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396724)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

You get the ball at the 5. We play on a 60 yard field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396733)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Glittery jade boiling water state

no field goals or extra points? no punts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396734)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

No field goals.

You can go for 1 or 2 after score (1 play from either 3 or 7 yard line). Going for 1 you must pass.

No punts. First down markers are at 15, 30, 45, 60, 45, 30, 15 and you have 4 plays to get to each. (Actually, not sure about the yardage. There are 2 first downs and then a mid-field first down, then two more first downs.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396759)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: Glittery jade boiling water state

180, teaching kids to go for it on 4th down from a young age

sad that it takes the fake kick out of your arsenal though

do you run an up tempo offense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396774)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

Ha. Fuck no. Kids don't retain enough for that. Most times we leave the huddle and one goes, "so what am i doing?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396785)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: Glittery jade boiling water state

lol dude, Chip Kelly is gonna tear your league up in a few years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396790)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396850)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: Avocado cocky senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396970)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: chest-beating jap

It's called a flea flicker bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396821)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:06 AM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

(Woman)

Put another way, no its not. And how can you call yourself a man when you don't know that its not the same thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396837)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: amethyst rebellious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396877)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: Avocado cocky senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396972)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: fantasy-prone cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397711)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: brass set hissy fit

180.

I can't be the only one who immediately thought of this CLASSIC 1 min. scene from BAD SANTA: https://youtu.be/KgoSq_2I8aM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396674)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396723)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: lime wrinkle

sounds 180

u seem like a chill bro to drink a beer with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396687)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

I think i am but I'm kinda biased.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396721)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Violent swollen garrison

Not old enough for my own kids but I have a nephew. His travel soccer team needed an emergency coach for a weekend tournament. So I practiced with them Wednesday and Thursday night before the Friday, Saturday, Sunday tournament. I actually flew like 1000 miles and took time off work for the opportunity because I thought it'd be fun. I totally immersed myself in the entire thing.

They were good but not elite. It was pretty awesome. I didn't even waste time with names, just numbers. Learned their scheme. And I tried to get them to play a lot more aggressive. Ended up going 2-1 in the pool play, won our quarterfinal game 2-0, lost the semi-final 1-0 (heartbreaker on a PK), but won the third-place match.

It was on the only trophy the team had won in years. Closest I've ever come to wanting kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396729)



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Date: January 17th, 2017 11:52 PM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

Yeah man. Seeing the little dudes excitement in winning, overcoming obstacles, bounding with team mates (no homo), and just growing up through sports, is one of the 180 things about kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396743)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Glittery jade boiling water state

what kind of arm does your QB have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396904)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

I have 3 kids that can throw it 20 or 30 yards. My QB rarely drops back and passes. Passes are usually in trick play form (reverse pass, screen left pass right, running back pass)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396932)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Glittery jade boiling water state

can your RBs catch well? I guess flag football means you can't just give the ball to a Derrick Henry type and plow through the opposing team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396940)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: galvanic crackhouse nowag

Yeah. Most the kids can catch pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32396946)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: stirring striped hyena

rate this clip of a big samoan kid plowing through a bunch of scrawny white boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUc0iAjHvY

obv not flag football but hilarious nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397245)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:43 AM
Author: vigorous place of business

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397683)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz grizzly locale

No lie most of the reason I want to get married and have kids is coaching their sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397661)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: vigorous place of business

congrats on maeking it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3494509&forum_id=2#32397680)