dorks and betas of XO, describe your meager "alpha" moments.
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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: stimulating office cuckoldry
I once was invited to a party at a black fraternity, knowing only one guy and being literally the only white person there.
He said hey when I showed up, pointed me to the drinks, then pretty much left me alone for most of the night.
I spotted a cute WOC and went in for the kill. Chatted her up for like 10 minutes, started grinding with her, noticed a ton of black dudes eyeing me suspiciously, started making out with her, one guy comes up aggressively and asks me what I think I'm doing with this girl, white boy.
I'm like "what's it look like, man? we're just having a good time."
He looks like he's thinking about pushing me or something. Girl steps between us and is like "Chill out, he's cool, I like him."
Guy walks off in a huff. She says "he's just jealous because he's always wanted to fuck me."
Went home with her shortly after.
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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: ruby appetizing business firm
Draft email to partner - Ok. Will do!
Yes, very manly
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412214) |
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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:17 PM Author: Pungent yarmulke
You know what, it's the first and last time I'd ever seen it in public. She was painted blue from head to toe, only panties on. Big fat titties just swinging in the wind.
Fucking college.
People ask me - did you do crazy shit at Citadel? I don't know how to answer that question sometimes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410989) |
Date: January 19th, 2017 9:34 PM Author: red razzmatazz address
In college, Some morbidly obese kid somehow had it out for me. He was the qb for an intramerual team that I happened to get lucky in the championship game 2 years in a row. Once, I picked him off in the end zone for the last play of the game. Next year, I sacked his fat ass after he took too long to pass the ball. He got so pissed, he punted the ball out of the field and got ejected for the remaining 2 seconds.
Anyways, later that year, some friend and I were eating lunch, dude came up and was talking to a friend of mine and I chimed in w some joke that he got pissed at. He muttered under his breath. I was like what's that? He said nothing. I'm like no what's that you said. He goes "sometimes I feel like beating your ass." Without flinching, I say "I'm more worried about you eating my ass than beating it." Everyone at the table stifles a laugh as he gets up and leaves in a huff.
I worked a chick fil a one spring break back from college. I'd done so in hs and the owner liked me so he let me come back and earn some money. Black guy comes in after wed already turned off the fryers and all for the night. He orders a chick fil a w cheese (most black ppl ordered this for some reason). Girl upfront says we only have cold stuff and guy gets pissed. Demands she give the managers name. I come out and He's like yeah what's the owners name. Then says his lawyer is gonna call us. I'm like "for what? Dude get a life". He says it's not about the food. Obviously he thinks it becaus he's black . Then He's like what's your name?? I tell him to look at my name tag. He says you just lost your job. I tell him it's my last day anyways. He's like "yeah I know". I say "yeah I know". He stands there then pulls out a cell phone like he's calling someone. He never called the number we gave him. Just some scamster trying to get a free sandwich
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411171) |
Date: January 20th, 2017 12:25 AM Author: cracking dopamine associate
Was riding my bike at seven years old in the neighborhood when these big kids came up on me, I was scared as fuck and they were about to beat my ass, but I happened to skid my bike and brake at the exact same time which caused me to twist around and sharpen up tight bad-ass like, leaving me facing them directly and I look up at them with an exasperated luck that probably seemed angrier a lot more than I intended.
One of the kids said "oh shit let's get out here" and they sped off. Jfc feels like yesterday.
Then my dad taught me to fight and I spent the rest of school in a principals office
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412455) |
Date: April 5th, 2018 6:02 PM Author: Tantric organic girlfriend dragon
on election night 2016, my drunk as fuck co-partner (working with me on the campaign) "accidentally" drunk-drove us to the Clinton "victory" party in our swing state (where Clinton was losing in an upset).
I knew we walked into the wrong place when I saw tons of obese Asian girls. we immediately taunted them on our way out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772875) |
Date: April 5th, 2018 6:20 PM Author: Deranged Mental Disorder
Went to an Easter service last weekend and parked on a side street in front of a person's mailbox. The mailman was a little down the road, got out of his little mail truck thing and said "you can't block the box".
I thought about it for a minute, stared him straight in the eyes and said "yes i can."
He said "ok" then i just walked away. was really empowering.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35773084) |
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