GC purring as ur future wife orders another $16 happy hour negroni
| maniacal kitty station | 01/26/17 | | Fragrant gaming laptop | 01/26/17 | | saffron whorehouse | 01/26/17 | | maniacal kitty station | 01/26/17 | | Trip gay toilet seat | 01/26/17 | | Milky sinister pisswyrm boiling water | 01/26/17 | | Fragrant gaming laptop | 01/26/17 | | Slippery garrison lettuce | 02/24/18 | | odious seedy people who are hurt patrolman | 02/24/18 | | swashbuckling transparent point windowlicker | 07/05/18 | | saffron whorehouse | 01/26/17 | | Sadistic House-broken Address | 02/24/18 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 26th, 2017 5:53 PM Author: Fragrant gaming laptop
At least this will lead to naughty sex, right? lolno! She will either:
a. Fall asleep in the Uber and then fall asleep on the bed in her work clothes. You will wake up to her eating chips in bed at 3 a.m. and laughing at an Amy Schumer interview. The room smells like chips and dried drool.
b. Eat 2,200 calories worth of shitty delivery pizza, to chase the 800 calories of Negroni. She'll then "feel bloated" and refuse your advances. Then she'll feel "so tired" and yet have plenty of energy to watch 2.5 hours of Netflix.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3504897&forum_id=2#32467467) |
|
|