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When I was just out of college I lived in an aprtment comple...
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
you really need to get back on your meds.
Effete nowag
  02/09/17
?
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/09/17
why didnt you go in?
Greedy fighting filthpig
  02/08/17
They used me
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
LOL you got fucking reamed
self-centered bateful clown corn cake
  02/08/17
...
stirring insanely creepy stage puppy
  02/09/17
lol fuck that must still haunt you
Transparent Fat Ankles Sandwich
  02/08/17
It keeps me humble
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
lol that is awesome
very tactful cocky roast beef
  02/08/17
sounds like the guy may not have known about your arrangemen...
twinkling boyish school fortuitous meteor
  02/08/17
0% chance of that being true. they obviously had the girl ha...
self-centered bateful clown corn cake
  02/08/17
...
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
Damn bro. Two possibilities. (1) The girls were in on it...
Dark Lascivious Sweet Tailpipe
  02/08/17
how would you determine if it was 1 or 2 IOT select your cou...
Twisted aggressive yarmulke
  02/08/17
You probably have to assume it was (2) and try to cuck Chad,...
Dark Lascivious Sweet Tailpipe
  02/08/17
So youd call the cops to tell them that you bough alcohol fo...
Lemon nursing home
  02/08/17
...
self-centered bateful clown corn cake
  02/08/17
Early to mid 20s are a very tough time for men finding thei...
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
yeah because things are so much better now that you're in yo...
self-centered bateful clown corn cake
  02/08/17
stfu dvp you weird fucking gook
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
lol @ you i had a similar story with a girl off tinder, b...
self-centered bateful clown corn cake
  02/08/17
clearly #1 they wernet inviting him to the party b/c the...
Greedy fighting filthpig
  02/08/17
(Guy dreaming of taking control of his nightmares)
Slimy Parlor
  02/08/17
(criminal)
Twisted aggressive yarmulke
  02/08/17
BTW i cancelled other plans and bragged to a bunch of ppl ho...
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
shouldaj ust shown up, when they were drunk they would prob ...
Greedy fighting filthpig
  02/08/17
yep. that is the bro move. probably would have partied with ...
bespoke aphrodisiac brunch immigrant
  02/08/17
wow, that was the social equivalent of Cannae. They basical...
Provocative Confused Philosopher-king
  02/08/17
It taught me a valuable lesson. I think i grew up that day
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
(Roman Republic)
Provocative Confused Philosopher-king
  02/08/17
Should've taken the money, Toombs
cerebral ladyboy theater
  02/08/17
this doesn't sound realistic. you wouldn't trick someone you...
twinkling boyish school fortuitous meteor
  02/08/17
I dont think i ever saw them again, i think they moved out s...
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
You forgot the part where you lisped out a thanks to Chad fo...
Slimy Parlor
  02/08/17
The change was in the bag LOL
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/08/17
...
Slimy Parlor
  02/08/17
...
irate sooty electric furnace
  02/08/17
this whole story needs to be in a Judd Apatow movie.
Provocative Confused Philosopher-king
  02/08/17
LOL
Dull Zippy Therapy
  02/09/17
...
Fear-inspiring hall
  06/09/17
...
Flatulent Ceo
  06/09/17
...
Heady light state
  02/08/17
jeesh
mind-boggling mustard orchestra pit
  02/08/17
Sounds like your apartment complex = tons of parties, people...
garnet twinkling uncleanness
  02/08/17
Should've just asked them for 50 and bought some heroin for ...
Bipolar Yellow Brethren
  02/08/17
did yo know the chad? did he clearly know you were the alcoh...
Greedy fighting filthpig
  02/08/17
that sucks man. When I was 30 I moved into an apartment with...
fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth senate
  02/08/17
holy shit
exciting up-to-no-good jew hell
  02/08/17
...
sapphire impressive half-breed
  02/09/17
lol dick
ivory painfully honest stag film
  02/09/17
You dodged a rape trial bullet.
fragrant stage
  02/08/17
...
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/09/17
devastating pwnage... if it happened to me, I would pick a f...
Effete nowag
  02/09/17
I could have shithoused him, he wasnt rude though, doubt he ...
zombie-like clear piazza
  02/09/17
nah he was fairly dismissive of you regardless. you should h...
Effete nowag
  02/09/17
this is devastating
disgusting theater stage
  02/09/17
...
pea-brained titillating roommate toaster
  06/09/17
I have been humiliated by Chad more times than you would eve...
lake trailer park circlehead
  02/09/17
yeah, but how many of those times involved you gagging on hi...
bisexual boiling water
  02/09/17
jfc.
aromatic set
  02/09/17
lol @ doing a favor for complete randos w/o taxing them. I e...
Disturbing tank psychic
  02/09/17
(jew)
aromatic set
  02/09/17
nah. this is no diff than giving money to homeless
Disturbing tank psychic
  02/09/17
Wait...you got to keep the change? So you made money...nbd.
Carnelian Regret
  02/09/17
...
zombie-like clear piazza
  06/09/17
whoa. lol.
Supple ungodly kitty cat dopamine
  06/09/17
...
idiotic jap
  06/09/17
Lulz trumpmos never not getting btfo
geriatric digit ratio
  06/09/17


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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

When I was just out of college I lived in an aprtment complex next to a university with a couple bros. we had these college girls who lived next door. One day they came and knocked on the door and told me they were having a party later and asked if i wanted to go, i said sure, then she asked if i could buy booze for them since they were underage. She handed me money and left. A while later i went to ralphs and bought the booze, rang their doorbell, some chad answered the door, said "thanks man go ahead and keep the change" grabbed the bag of booze and closed the door. Some times when I have a really good day i think back on this just to remind me of how it can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575128)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 4:05 AM
Author: Effete nowag

you really need to get back on your meds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32579985)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 5:10 AM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580019)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Greedy fighting filthpig

why didnt you go in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575134)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

They used me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575146)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: self-centered bateful clown corn cake

LOL you got fucking reamed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575136)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: stirring insanely creepy stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580014)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Transparent Fat Ankles Sandwich

lol fuck that must still haunt you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575140)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

It keeps me humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575149)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: very tactful cocky roast beef

lol that is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575141)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: twinkling boyish school fortuitous meteor

sounds like the guy may not have known about your arrangement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575144)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: self-centered bateful clown corn cake

0% chance of that being true. they obviously had the girl hand him the cash to sucker his lonely ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575148)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575150)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Dark Lascivious Sweet Tailpipe

Damn bro.

Two possibilities. (1) The girls were in on it and were laughing about pwning you, at least until Chad slipped those panties off. (2) Chad heard the story about you buying everyone booze and decided to cuck you at the front door so he'd have more panties for himself.

If it was (1) I'd call the cops on their party and ruin their fun. If it was (2) I'd knock on the door and cuck Chad right back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575154)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Twisted aggressive yarmulke

how would you determine if it was 1 or 2 IOT select your course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575163)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Dark Lascivious Sweet Tailpipe

You probably have to assume it was (2) and try to cuck Chad, and if they bar your entrance then call the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575175)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Lemon nursing home

So youd call the cops to tell them that you bough alcohol for minors and they refused to drink it with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575300)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: self-centered bateful clown corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575364)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

Early to mid 20s are a very tough time for men finding their place in the world it was very cruel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575171)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: self-centered bateful clown corn cake

yeah because things are so much better now that you're in your 30s right? finally hitting your peak, coming into your own!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575183)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

stfu dvp you weird fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575191)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: self-centered bateful clown corn cake

lol @ you

i had a similar story with a girl off tinder, but i at least got to make out with her

you? pwned by chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575200)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Greedy fighting filthpig

clearly #1

they wernet inviting him to the party b/c they wanted ot hang out iwth him, they invited him b/c they wanted him to buy booze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575179)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Slimy Parlor

(Guy dreaming of taking control of his nightmares)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575261)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Twisted aggressive yarmulke

(criminal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575156)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

BTW i cancelled other plans and bragged to a bunch of ppl how i was gonna party with the college girls next door. I heard them "getting blasted" all night having a great time as i sat in my dark room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575186)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Greedy fighting filthpig

shouldaj ust shown up, when they were drunk they would prob be welcoming and friendly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575194)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: bespoke aphrodisiac brunch immigrant

yep. that is the bro move. probably would have partied with them every night from that point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575353)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Provocative Confused Philosopher-king

wow, that was the social equivalent of Cannae. They basically cut you down to nothing in a situation where you couldn't even retaliate.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575193)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

It taught me a valuable lesson. I think i grew up that day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575214)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Provocative Confused Philosopher-king

(Roman Republic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575243)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: cerebral ladyboy theater

Should've taken the money, Toombs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575204)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:45 PM
Author: twinkling boyish school fortuitous meteor

this doesn't sound realistic. you wouldn't trick someone you''re going to see again and again. they knew they would encounter you throughout the year. how did they react afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575209)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

I dont think i ever saw them again, i think they moved out shortly afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575237)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: Slimy Parlor

You forgot the part where you lisped out a thanks to Chad for letting you keep the change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575252)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

The change was in the bag LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575257)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: Slimy Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575274)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: irate sooty electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575283)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Provocative Confused Philosopher-king

this whole story needs to be in a Judd Apatow movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575291)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: Dull Zippy Therapy

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580156)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#33516368)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Flatulent Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#33516527)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Heady light state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575259)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling mustard orchestra pit

jeesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575270)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: garnet twinkling uncleanness

Sounds like your apartment complex = tons of parties, people getting blasted every night and just having a blast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575279)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Bipolar Yellow Brethren

Should've just asked them for 50 and bought some heroin for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575287)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Greedy fighting filthpig

did yo know the chad? did he clearly know you were the alcohol guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575316)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth senate

that sucks man. When I was 30 I moved into an apartment with a buddy of mine. Our next door neighbors were these two college senior girls. They loved us, almost every weekend they would bring over booze and friends to our place, often uninvited. I probably got 3-4 BJs and one lay out of the deal, with girls far younger than I had any business hanging around. One even invited me to her sorority formal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575341)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good jew hell

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575361)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: sapphire impressive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32579980)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 6:21 AM
Author: ivory painfully honest stag film

lol dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580042)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: fragrant stage

You dodged a rape trial bullet.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32575372)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 3:10 AM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32579940)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Effete nowag

devastating pwnage... if it happened to me, I would pick a fight with Chad even if I got my ass kicked ( unlikely, I'm a fairly big dude)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32579986)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza

I could have shithoused him, he wasnt rude though, doubt he even knew about their scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32579995)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Effete nowag

nah he was fairly dismissive of you regardless. you should have fucked him up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580035)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 4:55 AM
Author: disgusting theater stage

this is devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580017)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: pea-brained titillating roommate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#33516705)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 6:26 AM
Author: lake trailer park circlehead

I have been humiliated by Chad more times than you would even believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580046)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 8:02 AM
Author: bisexual boiling water

yeah, but how many of those times involved you gagging on his dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580164)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 6:38 AM
Author: aromatic set

jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580057)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 6:52 AM
Author: Disturbing tank psychic

lol @ doing a favor for complete randos w/o taxing them. I even would have implied that they could fuck for it when they asked. this is as a 22yo tho.

If they're knocking on their neighbor's door who they've never met just to find someone to buy beer for them--they're desperate as fuck for it and running out of options for their faggot party. one of them was down to offer a hole for it, guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580068)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 6:55 AM
Author: aromatic set

(jew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580072)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 7:02 AM
Author: Disturbing tank psychic

nah.

this is no diff than giving money to homeless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580080)



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Date: February 9th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: Carnelian Regret

Wait...you got to keep the change? So you made money...nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#32580183)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: zombie-like clear piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#33516315)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Supple ungodly kitty cat dopamine

whoa. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#33516696)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: idiotic jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#33516726)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: geriatric digit ratio

Lulz trumpmos never not getting btfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3520014&forum_id=2#33516733)