\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Which ROMAN EMPEROR does TRUMP most closely RESEMBLE?

...
aquamarine keepsake machete
  02/12/17
some crassus faggot who bought his throne
Mewling lay
  02/12/17
LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much...
Adventurous Topaz Doctorate
  02/12/17
...
peach fragrant dysfunction
  05/11/17
...
Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park Boiling Water
  09/04/17
this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits
diverse codepig famous landscape painting
  02/13/17
physically or historically? my hope for him is that he beco...
Concupiscible Affirmative Action
  02/12/17
Historically
aquamarine keepsake machete
  02/12/17
Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only...
Cruel-hearted Hall Selfie
  02/12/17
Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesa...
Concupiscible Affirmative Action
  02/12/17
Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of ...
Cruel-hearted Hall Selfie
  02/12/17
...
Vivacious chocolate dilemma gunner
  11/22/17
...
frisky hot becky resort
  02/12/17
they look nothing alike http://www.badassoftheweek.com/ci...
Concupiscible Affirmative Action
  02/12/17
...
frisky hot becky resort
  02/12/17
still not seeing it, sorry
Concupiscible Affirmative Action
  02/12/17
that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus
Crimson Beady-eyed School Milk
  02/12/17
...
frisky hot becky resort
  02/12/17
Augustus
Carnelian round eye
  02/12/17
can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...
Concupiscible Affirmative Action
  02/12/17
To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was...
180 flirting den laser beams
  02/12/17
That's not the point you stupid cunt
aquamarine keepsake machete
  02/12/17
they don't really use the title "emperor", which i...
contagious range mad-dog skullcap
  02/13/17
That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the...
180 flirting den laser beams
  02/12/17
Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true
Mind-boggling Low-t Crackhouse
  02/12/17
Elagabalus
Saffron Generalized Bond Market
  02/12/17
That's Obama
Marvelous Piazza Hominid
  02/12/17
Wait, duh: Hadrian
Carnelian round eye
  02/12/17
wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulge...
Marvelous Piazza Hominid
  02/12/17
hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.
Olive arrogant nursing home elastic band
  02/12/17
a horse senator would be 18000000
Concupiscible Affirmative Action
  02/12/17
Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was li...
Yellow comical theater stage pistol
  02/12/17
CR ANALYSIS!
Yellow comical theater stage pistol
  02/12/17
180! TY, friend!
Yellow comical theater stage pistol
  02/12/17
...
duck-like unhinged international law enforcement agency dingle berry
  02/12/17
NOT a Roman Emperor
180 flirting den laser beams
  02/12/17
Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius...
Orange Church
  02/12/17
cr, you beat me to the punch
Marvelous Piazza Hominid
  02/12/17
Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not j...
balding soul-stirring home
  02/13/17
...
Domesticated Sneaky Criminal Space
  02/12/17
Justinian -Presides over a declining empire he wants to M...
useless point roommate
  02/12/17
So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?
glittery sandwich
  02/12/17
Hadrian, building DAT WALL!
Frozen Rough-skinned Digit Ratio Volcanic Crater
  02/12/17
Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again
Blathering Self-absorbed Public Bath
  02/12/17
cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after bein...
contagious range mad-dog skullcap
  02/13/17
(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)
useless point roommate
  05/11/17
Justinian
splenetic wonderful hell scourge upon the earth
  02/12/17
Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire
Red people who are hurt kitty cat
  02/12/17
Aurelian. Restutor Orbis. He rebuilt the walls around ...
glittery sandwich
  02/12/17
Diocletian. Engineered the Great Persecution.
Cream unholy haunted graveyard chapel
  02/13/17
Not an emperor, but Catiline
balding soul-stirring home
  02/13/17
Commodus. Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunc...
Confused Supple Business Firm
  02/13/17
Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "no...
Bistre Area Hissy Fit
  02/13/17
...
Confused Supple Business Firm
  02/13/17
was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inh...
Onyx multi-colored mad cow disease
  02/13/17
deffo not Constantine
Red people who are hurt kitty cat
  02/13/17
Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius
at-the-ready ruby police squad national security agency
  02/13/17
Caligula
exhilarant crystalline institution ratface
  02/13/17
...
Vivacious chocolate dilemma gunner
  05/11/17
Charles V
Tan Medicated Old Irish Cottage
  11/22/17


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: aquamarine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605981)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Mewling lay

some crassus faggot who bought his throne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605983)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Doctorate

LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much as Hillary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606894)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: peach fragrant dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280746)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 4th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34134117)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: diverse codepig famous landscape painting

this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610004)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible Affirmative Action

physically or historically? my hope for him is that he becomes sulla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605984)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: aquamarine keepsake machete

Historically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606024)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Hall Selfie

Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only a dictator not Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607081)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Affirmative Action

Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesar. Hence my hope that he's more like Sulla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607235)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Hall Selfie

Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of pwning shitlibs and fatcats. We need years of Making American Great Again, and an Agrippa to Trump's Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607272)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: Vivacious chocolate dilemma gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749767)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: frisky hot becky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605986)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Affirmative Action

they look nothing alike

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/cincinnatus.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605988)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: frisky hot becky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606013)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible Affirmative Action

still not seeing it, sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606015)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Crimson Beady-eyed School Milk

that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608288)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: frisky hot becky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606306)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Carnelian round eye

Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606023)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible Affirmative Action

can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606025)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: 180 flirting den laser beams

To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was the first emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606119)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: aquamarine keepsake machete

That's not the point you stupid cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606142)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: contagious range mad-dog skullcap

they don't really use the title "emperor", which is "imperator" and was just a military commander title. They use the term "princeps", which means "first" among the senate, or people.

You're correct that Augustus was the first to use that title to refer to himself, but in no way did Caesar have less actual power, as dictator for life, before his death. Thus the distinction is in title only, and thus irrelevant.

You might say then: well what about Sulla, couldn't you call him "emperor" as well? Two differences - he was not dictator for life, and he did not get to choose his successor, as Caesar, Augustus, and all of the "emperors" did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611911)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: 180 flirting den laser beams

That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the most batshit crazy Emperors (though there is some overlap).

So I would go for Valentinian III who ineffectually presided for 30 years over the final collapse of the Western Empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606043)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Low-t Crackhouse

Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606913)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: Saffron Generalized Bond Market

Elagabalus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606065)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza Hominid

That's Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607234)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Carnelian round eye

Wait, duh: Hadrian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606124)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza Hominid

wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulged in scholarly treats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607250)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: Olive arrogant nursing home elastic band

hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606127)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Affirmative Action

a horse senator would be 18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606134)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: Yellow comical theater stage pistol

Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was like Caesar building an army in Gaul. When Trump won the primary, it was like Caesar marching his army across the Rubicon into Italy. Then the elites had to pick their side - most chose Hillary (just as most in Caesar's time chose Pompey). Despite little support from the elites, Caesar/Trump drove Hillary/Pompey to a crushing and humiliating defeat. Those who supported Trump from the beginning were rewarded handsomely, whereas those who opposed him were instead given humiliating names, such as Lyin' Ted, Pocahontas, and "Low Energy" Jeb (sad!).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606198)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Yellow comical theater stage pistol

CR ANALYSIS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606278)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Yellow comical theater stage pistol

180! TY, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606285)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: duck-like unhinged international law enforcement agency dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607223)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: 180 flirting den laser beams

NOT a Roman Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607686)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Orange Church

Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius or Gaius take your pick). The Gracchi brothers came to power on the back of a populist movement which arose as a consequence to the growing wealth inequality in Republican Rome. After Rome became the sole superpower in the Mediterranean following the defeat of Carthage during the Punic Wars, the elite of Rome began importing slaves on a massive scale which displaced the need for traditional Roman labor, and led to the aforementioned wealth inequities. The Gracchi brothers went against the establishment Roman political class running a populist campaign. After having some success with their populist reforms, they were both assassinated by the Roman elites. All this was the precursor of the real populist revolt that was Ceaser and the fall of the Republic.

Trump, like the Gracchi brothers, ran on a populist movement. Instead of imported slaves, today, in Post Cold War America, its open border immigration that the elites use to suppress wages. There are alot of other similarities between Trump, the Gracchi brothers and post Cold War America and Post Punic War Rome, but i dont have time to write a full dissertation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606488)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Piazza Hominid

cr, you beat me to the punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607259)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 6:13 AM
Author: balding soul-stirring home

Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not just lining their own pockets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610019)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: Domesticated Sneaky Criminal Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607030)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: useless point roommate

Justinian

-Presides over a declining empire he wants to MAKE GREAT AGAIN

-Love of YUGE buildings

-Married to a somewhat scandalous figure

-Tons of court intrigue

-Has a hardcore force-of-nature general as his enforcer

-Causes big shitlib riots

-Massively divided public opinion on his basic competence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607059)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: glittery sandwich

So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608306)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: Frozen Rough-skinned Digit Ratio Volcanic Crater

Hadrian, building DAT WALL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607064)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: Blathering Self-absorbed Public Bath

Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607269)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: contagious range mad-dog skullcap

cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after being adopted by popular politician (Obama, Constantine) to consolidate his own power without considering the disastrous long term consequences for the empire.

temporary measures to roll back this disaster enacted by Julian (Trump) but ultimately doomed to fail b/c we're too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611938)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: useless point roommate

(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280744)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: splenetic wonderful hell scourge upon the earth

Justinian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607647)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Red people who are hurt kitty cat

Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607677)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: glittery sandwich

Aurelian.

Restutor Orbis.

He rebuilt the walls around the City of Rome, and pwned the shitlib stronk woman Zenobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608310)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 5:53 AM
Author: Cream unholy haunted graveyard chapel

Diocletian.

Engineered the Great Persecution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610009)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: balding soul-stirring home

Not an emperor, but Catiline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610021)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 7:50 AM
Author: Confused Supple Business Firm

Commodus.

Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunchbacks, and generally undesirables in the city to be rounded up, thrown into the arena, and forced to hack one another to death with meat cleavers.

He especially adored killing animals, and killed 100 lions in one day, to the spectators’ disgust. He killed three elephants singlehanded in the arena, beheaded an ostrich and laughed at the senators attending, brandishing the head and motioning that they were next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610102)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Bistre Area Hissy Fit

Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "not naturally wicked but, on the contrary, as guileless as any man that ever lived. His great simplicity, however, together with his cowardice, made him the slave of his companions, and it was through them that he at first, out of ignorance, missed the better life and then was led on into lustful and cruel habits, which soon became second nature."[18]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610111)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Confused Supple Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610112)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 8:02 AM
Author: Onyx multi-colored mad cow disease

was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inheritance faster than the roman economy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610114)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Red people who are hurt kitty cat

deffo not Constantine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611623)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: at-the-ready ruby police squad national security agency

Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611977)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: exhilarant crystalline institution ratface

Caligula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611980)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Vivacious chocolate dilemma gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280694)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Tan Medicated Old Irish Cottage

Charles V

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749774)