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Which ROMAN EMPEROR does TRUMP most closely RESEMBLE?

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swashbuckling pale boistinker
  02/12/17
some crassus faggot who bought his throne
Laughsome theater
  02/12/17
LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much...
Exhilarant coiffed giraffe crotch
  02/12/17
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lascivious aqua hall headpube
  05/11/17
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fighting school cafeteria
  09/04/17
this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits
amethyst associate
  02/13/17
physically or historically? my hope for him is that he beco...
Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple
  02/12/17
Historically
swashbuckling pale boistinker
  02/12/17
Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only...
Trip honey-headed corner
  02/12/17
Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesa...
Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple
  02/12/17
Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of ...
Trip honey-headed corner
  02/12/17
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Cordovan flickering sandwich lodge
  11/22/17
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opaque tank principal's office
  02/12/17
they look nothing alike http://www.badassoftheweek.com/ci...
Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple
  02/12/17
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opaque tank principal's office
  02/12/17
still not seeing it, sorry
Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple
  02/12/17
that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus
hairraiser spot
  02/12/17
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opaque tank principal's office
  02/12/17
Augustus
Passionate Genital Piercing Station
  02/12/17
can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...
Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple
  02/12/17
To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was...
Domesticated comical site weed whacker
  02/12/17
That's not the point you stupid cunt
swashbuckling pale boistinker
  02/12/17
they don't really use the title "emperor", which i...
Floppy Range Bbw
  02/13/17
That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the...
Domesticated comical site weed whacker
  02/12/17
Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true
learning disabled crackhouse stock car
  02/12/17
Elagabalus
burgundy goyim
  02/12/17
That's Obama
Wild mediation
  02/12/17
Wait, duh: Hadrian
Passionate Genital Piercing Station
  02/12/17
wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulge...
Wild mediation
  02/12/17
hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.
razzle narrow-minded space
  02/12/17
a horse senator would be 18000000
Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple
  02/12/17
Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was li...
Talented clear sound barrier
  02/12/17
CR ANALYSIS!
Talented clear sound barrier
  02/12/17
180! TY, friend!
Talented clear sound barrier
  02/12/17
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Peach Step-uncle's House Messiness
  02/12/17
NOT a Roman Emperor
Domesticated comical site weed whacker
  02/12/17
Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius...
Saffron Whorehouse Macaca
  02/12/17
cr, you beat me to the punch
Wild mediation
  02/12/17
Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not j...
purple internet-worthy cuckold partner
  02/13/17
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abusive excitant heaven
  02/12/17
Justinian -Presides over a declining empire he wants to M...
Bateful Yellow Trailer Park Puppy
  02/12/17
So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?
Costumed Rehab
  02/12/17
Hadrian, building DAT WALL!
carmine house-broken abode skinny woman
  02/12/17
Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again
Avocado thirsty generalized bond
  02/12/17
cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after bein...
Floppy Range Bbw
  02/13/17
(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)
Bateful Yellow Trailer Park Puppy
  05/11/17
Justinian
Galvanic talking market
  02/12/17
Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire
chocolate motley shitlib
  02/12/17
Aurelian. Restutor Orbis. He rebuilt the walls around ...
Costumed Rehab
  02/12/17
Diocletian. Engineered the Great Persecution.
federal boyish theatre
  02/13/17
Not an emperor, but Catiline
purple internet-worthy cuckold partner
  02/13/17
Commodus. Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunc...
Sable tanning salon
  02/13/17
Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "no...
Vibrant ruddy french chef
  02/13/17
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Sable tanning salon
  02/13/17
was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inh...
cowardly effete boiling water boltzmann
  02/13/17
deffo not Constantine
chocolate motley shitlib
  02/13/17
Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius
hairless pit
  02/13/17
Caligula
wonderful national security agency jap
  02/13/17
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Cordovan flickering sandwich lodge
  05/11/17
Charles V
sexy degenerate national
  11/22/17


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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling pale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605981)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Laughsome theater

some crassus faggot who bought his throne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605983)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant coiffed giraffe crotch

LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much as Hillary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606894)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: lascivious aqua hall headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280746)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: fighting school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34134117)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: amethyst associate

this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610004)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple

physically or historically? my hope for him is that he becomes sulla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605984)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling pale boistinker

Historically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606024)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Trip honey-headed corner

Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only a dictator not Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607081)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple

Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesar. Hence my hope that he's more like Sulla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607235)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Trip honey-headed corner

Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of pwning shitlibs and fatcats. We need years of Making American Great Again, and an Agrippa to Trump's Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607272)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: Cordovan flickering sandwich lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749767)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: opaque tank principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605986)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple

they look nothing alike

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/cincinnatus.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605988)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: opaque tank principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606013)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple

still not seeing it, sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606015)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: hairraiser spot

that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608288)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: opaque tank principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606306)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Passionate Genital Piercing Station

Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606023)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple

can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606025)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Domesticated comical site weed whacker

To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was the first emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606119)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling pale boistinker

That's not the point you stupid cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606142)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: Floppy Range Bbw

they don't really use the title "emperor", which is "imperator" and was just a military commander title. They use the term "princeps", which means "first" among the senate, or people.

You're correct that Augustus was the first to use that title to refer to himself, but in no way did Caesar have less actual power, as dictator for life, before his death. Thus the distinction is in title only, and thus irrelevant.

You might say then: well what about Sulla, couldn't you call him "emperor" as well? Two differences - he was not dictator for life, and he did not get to choose his successor, as Caesar, Augustus, and all of the "emperors" did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611911)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Domesticated comical site weed whacker

That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the most batshit crazy Emperors (though there is some overlap).

So I would go for Valentinian III who ineffectually presided for 30 years over the final collapse of the Western Empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606043)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: learning disabled crackhouse stock car

Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606913)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: burgundy goyim

Elagabalus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606065)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Wild mediation

That's Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607234)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Passionate Genital Piercing Station

Wait, duh: Hadrian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606124)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: Wild mediation

wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulged in scholarly treats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607250)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: razzle narrow-minded space

hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606127)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Arousing fluffy hairy legs temple

a horse senator would be 18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606134)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: Talented clear sound barrier

Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was like Caesar building an army in Gaul. When Trump won the primary, it was like Caesar marching his army across the Rubicon into Italy. Then the elites had to pick their side - most chose Hillary (just as most in Caesar's time chose Pompey). Despite little support from the elites, Caesar/Trump drove Hillary/Pompey to a crushing and humiliating defeat. Those who supported Trump from the beginning were rewarded handsomely, whereas those who opposed him were instead given humiliating names, such as Lyin' Ted, Pocahontas, and "Low Energy" Jeb (sad!).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606198)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Talented clear sound barrier

CR ANALYSIS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606278)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Talented clear sound barrier

180! TY, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606285)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: Peach Step-uncle's House Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607223)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Domesticated comical site weed whacker

NOT a Roman Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607686)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Saffron Whorehouse Macaca

Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius or Gaius take your pick). The Gracchi brothers came to power on the back of a populist movement which arose as a consequence to the growing wealth inequality in Republican Rome. After Rome became the sole superpower in the Mediterranean following the defeat of Carthage during the Punic Wars, the elite of Rome began importing slaves on a massive scale which displaced the need for traditional Roman labor, and led to the aforementioned wealth inequities. The Gracchi brothers went against the establishment Roman political class running a populist campaign. After having some success with their populist reforms, they were both assassinated by the Roman elites. All this was the precursor of the real populist revolt that was Ceaser and the fall of the Republic.

Trump, like the Gracchi brothers, ran on a populist movement. Instead of imported slaves, today, in Post Cold War America, its open border immigration that the elites use to suppress wages. There are alot of other similarities between Trump, the Gracchi brothers and post Cold War America and Post Punic War Rome, but i dont have time to write a full dissertation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606488)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Wild mediation

cr, you beat me to the punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607259)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 6:13 AM
Author: purple internet-worthy cuckold partner

Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not just lining their own pockets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610019)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: abusive excitant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607030)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Bateful Yellow Trailer Park Puppy

Justinian

-Presides over a declining empire he wants to MAKE GREAT AGAIN

-Love of YUGE buildings

-Married to a somewhat scandalous figure

-Tons of court intrigue

-Has a hardcore force-of-nature general as his enforcer

-Causes big shitlib riots

-Massively divided public opinion on his basic competence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607059)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Costumed Rehab

So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608306)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: carmine house-broken abode skinny woman

Hadrian, building DAT WALL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607064)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: Avocado thirsty generalized bond

Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607269)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Floppy Range Bbw

cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after being adopted by popular politician (Obama, Constantine) to consolidate his own power without considering the disastrous long term consequences for the empire.

temporary measures to roll back this disaster enacted by Julian (Trump) but ultimately doomed to fail b/c we're too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611938)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Bateful Yellow Trailer Park Puppy

(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280744)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Galvanic talking market

Justinian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607647)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: chocolate motley shitlib

Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607677)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Costumed Rehab

Aurelian.

Restutor Orbis.

He rebuilt the walls around the City of Rome, and pwned the shitlib stronk woman Zenobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608310)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 5:53 AM
Author: federal boyish theatre

Diocletian.

Engineered the Great Persecution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610009)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: purple internet-worthy cuckold partner

Not an emperor, but Catiline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610021)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:50 AM
Author: Sable tanning salon

Commodus.

Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunchbacks, and generally undesirables in the city to be rounded up, thrown into the arena, and forced to hack one another to death with meat cleavers.

He especially adored killing animals, and killed 100 lions in one day, to the spectators’ disgust. He killed three elephants singlehanded in the arena, beheaded an ostrich and laughed at the senators attending, brandishing the head and motioning that they were next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610102)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Vibrant ruddy french chef

Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "not naturally wicked but, on the contrary, as guileless as any man that ever lived. His great simplicity, however, together with his cowardice, made him the slave of his companions, and it was through them that he at first, out of ignorance, missed the better life and then was led on into lustful and cruel habits, which soon became second nature."[18]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610111)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Sable tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610112)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 8:02 AM
Author: cowardly effete boiling water boltzmann

was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inheritance faster than the roman economy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610114)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: chocolate motley shitlib

deffo not Constantine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611623)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: hairless pit

Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611977)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: wonderful national security agency jap

Caligula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611980)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Cordovan flickering sandwich lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280694)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: sexy degenerate national

Charles V

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749774)