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Which ROMAN EMPEROR does TRUMP most closely RESEMBLE?

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frum codepig
  02/12/17
some crassus faggot who bought his throne
hot idiot
  02/12/17
LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much...
Violet base dragon
  02/12/17
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Contagious sinister center
  05/11/17
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big crotch locus
  09/04/17
this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits
irradiated corner regret
  02/13/17
physically or historically? my hope for him is that he beco...
Appetizing Sooty Associate
  02/12/17
Historically
frum codepig
  02/12/17
Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only...
Twinkling demanding candlestick maker
  02/12/17
Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesa...
Appetizing Sooty Associate
  02/12/17
Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of ...
Twinkling demanding candlestick maker
  02/12/17
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Fragrant onyx azn
  11/22/17
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beady-eyed people who are hurt
  02/12/17
they look nothing alike http://www.badassoftheweek.com/ci...
Appetizing Sooty Associate
  02/12/17
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beady-eyed people who are hurt
  02/12/17
still not seeing it, sorry
Appetizing Sooty Associate
  02/12/17
that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus
obsidian becky famous landscape painting
  02/12/17
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beady-eyed people who are hurt
  02/12/17
Augustus
motley bbw
  02/12/17
can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...
Appetizing Sooty Associate
  02/12/17
To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was...
Laughsome peach national security agency
  02/12/17
That's not the point you stupid cunt
frum codepig
  02/12/17
they don't really use the title "emperor", which i...
Fiercely-loyal Rehab Hissy Fit
  02/13/17
That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the...
Laughsome peach national security agency
  02/12/17
Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true
frisky stead trust fund
  02/12/17
Elagabalus
Provocative Ticket Booth
  02/12/17
That's Obama
dun narrow-minded laser beams cuck
  02/12/17
Wait, duh: Hadrian
motley bbw
  02/12/17
wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulge...
dun narrow-minded laser beams cuck
  02/12/17
hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.
Sapphire puppy
  02/12/17
a horse senator would be 18000000
Appetizing Sooty Associate
  02/12/17
Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was li...
hairraiser patrolman macaca
  02/12/17
CR ANALYSIS!
hairraiser patrolman macaca
  02/12/17
180! TY, friend!
hairraiser patrolman macaca
  02/12/17
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honey-headed box office
  02/12/17
NOT a Roman Emperor
Laughsome peach national security agency
  02/12/17
Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius...
zippy racy old irish cottage
  02/12/17
cr, you beat me to the punch
dun narrow-minded laser beams cuck
  02/12/17
Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not j...
Milky garrison gaping
  02/13/17
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cerebral impressive orchestra pit tattoo
  02/12/17
Justinian -Presides over a declining empire he wants to M...
bistre forum
  02/12/17
So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?
thirsty jap set
  02/12/17
Hadrian, building DAT WALL!
Harsh shitlib
  02/12/17
Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again
Light erotic pistol property
  02/12/17
cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after bein...
Fiercely-loyal Rehab Hissy Fit
  02/13/17
(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)
bistre forum
  05/11/17
Justinian
Scarlet territorial parlour reading party
  02/12/17
Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire
nudist location
  02/12/17
Aurelian. Restutor Orbis. He rebuilt the walls around ...
thirsty jap set
  02/12/17
Diocletian. Engineered the Great Persecution.
Kink-friendly lake market toaster
  02/13/17
Not an emperor, but Catiline
Milky garrison gaping
  02/13/17
Commodus. Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunc...
Abusive queen of the night goal in life
  02/13/17
Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "no...
Gay headpube address
  02/13/17
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Abusive queen of the night goal in life
  02/13/17
was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inh...
heady alcoholic principal's office fanboi
  02/13/17
deffo not Constantine
nudist location
  02/13/17
Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius
Excitant gunner
  02/13/17
Caligula
chest-beating persian brunch
  02/13/17
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Fragrant onyx azn
  05/11/17
Charles V
aphrodisiac spruce telephone
  11/22/17


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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: frum codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605981)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: hot idiot

some crassus faggot who bought his throne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605983)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Violet base dragon

LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much as Hillary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606894)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Contagious sinister center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280746)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: big crotch locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34134117)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: irradiated corner regret

this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610004)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Sooty Associate

physically or historically? my hope for him is that he becomes sulla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605984)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: frum codepig

Historically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606024)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Twinkling demanding candlestick maker

Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only a dictator not Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607081)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Sooty Associate

Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesar. Hence my hope that he's more like Sulla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607235)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Twinkling demanding candlestick maker

Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of pwning shitlibs and fatcats. We need years of Making American Great Again, and an Agrippa to Trump's Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607272)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: Fragrant onyx azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749767)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605986)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Sooty Associate

they look nothing alike

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/cincinnatus.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605988)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606013)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: Appetizing Sooty Associate

still not seeing it, sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606015)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: obsidian becky famous landscape painting

that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608288)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606306)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: motley bbw

Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606023)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Sooty Associate

can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606025)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Laughsome peach national security agency

To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was the first emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606119)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: frum codepig

That's not the point you stupid cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606142)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Rehab Hissy Fit

they don't really use the title "emperor", which is "imperator" and was just a military commander title. They use the term "princeps", which means "first" among the senate, or people.

You're correct that Augustus was the first to use that title to refer to himself, but in no way did Caesar have less actual power, as dictator for life, before his death. Thus the distinction is in title only, and thus irrelevant.

You might say then: well what about Sulla, couldn't you call him "emperor" as well? Two differences - he was not dictator for life, and he did not get to choose his successor, as Caesar, Augustus, and all of the "emperors" did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611911)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Laughsome peach national security agency

That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the most batshit crazy Emperors (though there is some overlap).

So I would go for Valentinian III who ineffectually presided for 30 years over the final collapse of the Western Empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606043)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: frisky stead trust fund

Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606913)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: Provocative Ticket Booth

Elagabalus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606065)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: dun narrow-minded laser beams cuck

That's Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607234)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: motley bbw

Wait, duh: Hadrian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606124)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: dun narrow-minded laser beams cuck

wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulged in scholarly treats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607250)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: Sapphire puppy

hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606127)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Appetizing Sooty Associate

a horse senator would be 18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606134)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: hairraiser patrolman macaca

Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was like Caesar building an army in Gaul. When Trump won the primary, it was like Caesar marching his army across the Rubicon into Italy. Then the elites had to pick their side - most chose Hillary (just as most in Caesar's time chose Pompey). Despite little support from the elites, Caesar/Trump drove Hillary/Pompey to a crushing and humiliating defeat. Those who supported Trump from the beginning were rewarded handsomely, whereas those who opposed him were instead given humiliating names, such as Lyin' Ted, Pocahontas, and "Low Energy" Jeb (sad!).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606198)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: hairraiser patrolman macaca

CR ANALYSIS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606278)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: hairraiser patrolman macaca

180! TY, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606285)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: honey-headed box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607223)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Laughsome peach national security agency

NOT a Roman Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607686)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: zippy racy old irish cottage

Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius or Gaius take your pick). The Gracchi brothers came to power on the back of a populist movement which arose as a consequence to the growing wealth inequality in Republican Rome. After Rome became the sole superpower in the Mediterranean following the defeat of Carthage during the Punic Wars, the elite of Rome began importing slaves on a massive scale which displaced the need for traditional Roman labor, and led to the aforementioned wealth inequities. The Gracchi brothers went against the establishment Roman political class running a populist campaign. After having some success with their populist reforms, they were both assassinated by the Roman elites. All this was the precursor of the real populist revolt that was Ceaser and the fall of the Republic.

Trump, like the Gracchi brothers, ran on a populist movement. Instead of imported slaves, today, in Post Cold War America, its open border immigration that the elites use to suppress wages. There are alot of other similarities between Trump, the Gracchi brothers and post Cold War America and Post Punic War Rome, but i dont have time to write a full dissertation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606488)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: dun narrow-minded laser beams cuck

cr, you beat me to the punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607259)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 6:13 AM
Author: Milky garrison gaping

Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not just lining their own pockets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610019)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: cerebral impressive orchestra pit tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607030)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: bistre forum

Justinian

-Presides over a declining empire he wants to MAKE GREAT AGAIN

-Love of YUGE buildings

-Married to a somewhat scandalous figure

-Tons of court intrigue

-Has a hardcore force-of-nature general as his enforcer

-Causes big shitlib riots

-Massively divided public opinion on his basic competence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607059)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: thirsty jap set

So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608306)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: Harsh shitlib

Hadrian, building DAT WALL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607064)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: Light erotic pistol property

Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607269)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Rehab Hissy Fit

cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after being adopted by popular politician (Obama, Constantine) to consolidate his own power without considering the disastrous long term consequences for the empire.

temporary measures to roll back this disaster enacted by Julian (Trump) but ultimately doomed to fail b/c we're too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611938)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: bistre forum

(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280744)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Scarlet territorial parlour reading party

Justinian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607647)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: nudist location

Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607677)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: thirsty jap set

Aurelian.

Restutor Orbis.

He rebuilt the walls around the City of Rome, and pwned the shitlib stronk woman Zenobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608310)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 5:53 AM
Author: Kink-friendly lake market toaster

Diocletian.

Engineered the Great Persecution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610009)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Milky garrison gaping

Not an emperor, but Catiline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610021)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:50 AM
Author: Abusive queen of the night goal in life

Commodus.

Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunchbacks, and generally undesirables in the city to be rounded up, thrown into the arena, and forced to hack one another to death with meat cleavers.

He especially adored killing animals, and killed 100 lions in one day, to the spectators’ disgust. He killed three elephants singlehanded in the arena, beheaded an ostrich and laughed at the senators attending, brandishing the head and motioning that they were next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610102)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Gay headpube address

Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "not naturally wicked but, on the contrary, as guileless as any man that ever lived. His great simplicity, however, together with his cowardice, made him the slave of his companions, and it was through them that he at first, out of ignorance, missed the better life and then was led on into lustful and cruel habits, which soon became second nature."[18]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610111)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Abusive queen of the night goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610112)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 8:02 AM
Author: heady alcoholic principal's office fanboi

was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inheritance faster than the roman economy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610114)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: nudist location

deffo not Constantine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611623)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Excitant gunner

Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611977)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: chest-beating persian brunch

Caligula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611980)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Fragrant onyx azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280694)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac spruce telephone

Charles V

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749774)