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Adults lose all undertstanding of basic numbers when boarding planes
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:16 PM Author: mint station yarmulke ANNOUNCEMENT: Now boarding Rows 20-25
Idiot: *stands in line, presents ticket*
Agent: Sir, we're boarding rows 20-25.
Idiot: *looks at ticket, sees Row 10*
Idiot: Oh.
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:18 PM Author: Sooty rehab quadroon Silly goy. 50% of the time they just let you on early. If caught, play dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679263) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM Author: puce arousing factory reset button cr
on our last third world trip, some german shitboomer couple in front of us played dumb and the GA eventually let them on. they were right in front of us, and i was intending to play dumb too. but the GA pulled attitude on us and decided to "crack down." i chewed her out for letting the germans on, and she eventually let us go too. ljl once they start letting one person break the rules, all hell breaks loose. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:19 PM Author: onyx shaky address I do this intentionally, because I want to sit earlier and not miss out on putting my stuff in the overhead bins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679264) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:19 PM Author: ruby ape this is why everyone does it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679266) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM Author: puce arousing factory reset button why does anyone want to sit earlier? i'd rather be on last if it weren't for the overhead bin issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679283) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:23 PM Author: Sooty rehab quadroon Dumb people -- because they are just dumb. Smart people -- half because of overhead space. Half because of neurotic personality. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:27 PM Author: puce arousing factory reset button i'm neurotic and hate standing in a line on the jetbridge. it's amazing how slow fat americans are in boarding and deplaning.
turkey has got to be one of the most 180 countries ive ever been to in terms of deplaning. those turks literally managed to be off the plane in the blink of an eye. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:39 PM Author: Opaque Heaven Party Of The First Part It's not about weight. It's about: (1) idiots who can't comprehend the bins, (2) otherwise powerless people who get a kick out of delaying others, and (3) people who are just fucking oblivious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679374) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:40 PM Author: puce arousing factory reset button yeah it's not about weight per se. i really think you hit the nail with #3 -- fat american are country goyim are totally oblivious to their surroundings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679378) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:25 PM Author: Angry Puppy Airport boarding system is all fucked up. It should go back of the plane to front of the plane. But airlines had this fantastic idea of rewarding certain customers for holding certain credit cards or otherwise paying extra or whatever, so then you have random ass people getting on at random ass times. The whole thing needs to be revamped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679303) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:29 PM Author: puce arousing factory reset button tbf, studies show that boarding order doesnt improve efficiency, and it's flame that back to front makes boarding any faster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679324) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:34 PM Author: mint station yarmulke you don't think if the first people in line are row 25, the second people in line are row 24, the third people in line are row 23, that it wouldn't be faster than random boarding? a lot of time is taken up in random boarding by people who put their bags further than their seat and so have to come back through people in line. problem gone with row-based boarding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679350) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:39 PM Author: puce arousing factory reset button you cant literally board one row at a time. you still have to do it in blocks of 5-10 rows at a time. these studies showed that it was still a clusterfuck, especially between aisle people going in before window people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679375) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:32 PM Author: mint station yarmulke this si why jetblue is the best airline. at some airports they board and exit from BOTH SIDES OF THE PLANE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679344) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:35 PM Author: spectacular corner This is why you don't fly in the cheap seats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679355) |