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Adults lose all undertstanding of basic numbers when boarding planes

ANNOUNCEMENT: Now boarding Rows 20-25 Idiot: *stands in l...
Elite navy site
  02/22/17
Silly goy. 50% of the time they just let you on early. If c...
high-end embarrassed to the bone place of business
  02/22/17
cr on our last third world trip, some german shitboomer c...
wild beady-eyed volcanic crater
  02/22/17
I do this intentionally, because I want to sit earlier and n...
Dark den background story
  02/22/17
this is why everyone does it
Maroon galvanic bbw
  02/22/17
why does anyone want to sit earlier? i'd rather be on last i...
wild beady-eyed volcanic crater
  02/22/17
Dumb people -- because they are just dumb. Smart people --...
high-end embarrassed to the bone place of business
  02/22/17
i'm neurotic and hate standing in a line on the jetbridge. i...
wild beady-eyed volcanic crater
  02/22/17
It's not about weight. It's about: (1) idiots who can't comp...
dashing corn cake
  02/22/17
yeah it's not about weight per se. i really think you hit th...
wild beady-eyed volcanic crater
  02/22/17
Airport boarding system is all fucked up. It should go back ...
Rebellious abusive abode
  02/22/17
tbf, studies show that boarding order doesnt improve efficie...
wild beady-eyed volcanic crater
  02/22/17
you don't think if the first people in line are row 25, the ...
Elite navy site
  02/22/17
you cant literally board one row at a time. you still have t...
wild beady-eyed volcanic crater
  02/22/17
this si why jetblue is the best airline. at some airports th...
Elite navy site
  02/22/17
This is why you don't fly in the cheap seats.
plum national affirmative action
  02/22/17


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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Elite navy site

ANNOUNCEMENT: Now boarding Rows 20-25

Idiot: *stands in line, presents ticket*

Agent: Sir, we're boarding rows 20-25.

Idiot: *looks at ticket, sees Row 10*

Idiot: Oh.

Why does this happen all the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679250)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: high-end embarrassed to the bone place of business

Silly goy. 50% of the time they just let you on early. If caught, play dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679263)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: wild beady-eyed volcanic crater

cr

on our last third world trip, some german shitboomer couple in front of us played dumb and the GA eventually let them on. they were right in front of us, and i was intending to play dumb too. but the GA pulled attitude on us and decided to "crack down." i chewed her out for letting the germans on, and she eventually let us go too. ljl once they start letting one person break the rules, all hell breaks loose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679280)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Dark den background story

I do this intentionally, because I want to sit earlier and not miss out on putting my stuff in the overhead bins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679264)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Maroon galvanic bbw

this is why everyone does it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679266)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: wild beady-eyed volcanic crater

why does anyone want to sit earlier? i'd rather be on last if it weren't for the overhead bin issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679283)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: high-end embarrassed to the bone place of business

Dumb people -- because they are just dumb.

Smart people -- half because of overhead space. Half because of neurotic personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679290)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:27 PM
Author: wild beady-eyed volcanic crater

i'm neurotic and hate standing in a line on the jetbridge. it's amazing how slow fat americans are in boarding and deplaning.

turkey has got to be one of the most 180 countries ive ever been to in terms of deplaning. those turks literally managed to be off the plane in the blink of an eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679313)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: dashing corn cake

It's not about weight. It's about: (1) idiots who can't comprehend the bins, (2) otherwise powerless people who get a kick out of delaying others, and (3) people who are just fucking oblivious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679374)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: wild beady-eyed volcanic crater

yeah it's not about weight per se. i really think you hit the nail with #3 -- fat american are country goyim are totally oblivious to their surroundings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679378)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Rebellious abusive abode

Airport boarding system is all fucked up. It should go back of the plane to front of the plane. But airlines had this fantastic idea of rewarding certain customers for holding certain credit cards or otherwise paying extra or whatever, so then you have random ass people getting on at random ass times. The whole thing needs to be revamped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679303)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: wild beady-eyed volcanic crater

tbf, studies show that boarding order doesnt improve efficiency, and it's flame that back to front makes boarding any faster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679324)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Elite navy site

you don't think if the first people in line are row 25, the second people in line are row 24, the third people in line are row 23, that it wouldn't be faster than random boarding? a lot of time is taken up in random boarding by people who put their bags further than their seat and so have to come back through people in line. problem gone with row-based boarding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679350)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: wild beady-eyed volcanic crater

you cant literally board one row at a time. you still have to do it in blocks of 5-10 rows at a time. these studies showed that it was still a clusterfuck, especially between aisle people going in before window people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679375)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Elite navy site

this si why jetblue is the best airline. at some airports they board and exit from BOTH SIDES OF THE PLANE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679344)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: plum national affirmative action

This is why you don't fly in the cheap seats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3533766&forum_id=2#32679355)