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Guy at work took a swing at me. I hit him. HR is now involved

So on Friday I was going around the office doing this prank ...
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Was the guy ok?
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Date: March 18th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: pink reading party

So on Friday I was going around the office doing this prank where I had two small blocks of wood in my hands and I'd go up behind someone and place one block on their head and then hit that block with the other block, giving a real shock and an insta-headache. I'm always doing fun stuff like that and everyone was playing along pretending that it hurt until this asshole completely freaks out after I do it to him, and he jumps out of his chair and is holding his head and just starts screaming at me like a madman, and saying that people there don't like me. I was like "dude what the fuck, calm down, quit freaking out and telling lies. this is why your wife has problems" (it's well known that last year his wife tried to kill herself but all she did was paralyze herself). and then suddenly he takes a swing at me, and I easily dodge it, and his chin is just sitting right there for me, so I hit him hard, and he goes flying back right through the office window, falling thirty stories to his death. I have to meet with HR on Monday and am really dreading it.

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Date: March 18th, 2017 2:46 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Plum regret

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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:04 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:10 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:11 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven legal warrant

i really enjoyed this micro short story. you have a talent.

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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:14 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:15 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:17 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:17 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:19 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:21 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:21 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:22 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:25 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: harsh grizzly persian sanctuary

You must be nervous about the meeting on Monday - I bet you can't even enjoy your weekend now.

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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:04 PM
Author: turquoise hunting ground hospital

Was the window ok

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Date: March 18th, 2017 8:04 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 8:48 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 8:54 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 8:58 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:02 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:04 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:35 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:40 AM
Author: Fighting adventurous location famous landscape painting

I'm always doing fun stuff like that - this is my favorite line ty

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Date: March 19th, 2017 12:40 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:09 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:03 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:57 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: pink reading party



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Date: March 19th, 2017 12:55 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: aquamarine trailer park yarmulke

tried to kill herself but all she did was paralyze herself

Can't stop lmao

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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:43 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:57 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:40 PM
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Date: March 20th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: pink reading party



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:42 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: talented native

HE'S GOING FOR UR GIRL

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Date: May 28th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: pink reading party



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Date: May 28th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Crawly mexican office

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Date: May 28th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Aromatic indian lodge electric furnace

tell hr he should have jumped before hitting the crowd. clear negligence on his part.

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Date: July 14th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: pink reading party



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Date: July 14th, 2017 9:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: titillating circlehead

update?

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Date: July 14th, 2017 10:15 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2018 1:16 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2017 10:15 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: pink reading party



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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:03 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:07 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: bisexual friendly grandma

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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2017 9:43 PM
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:24 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:26 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:28 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:32 AM
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:55 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:26 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2018 1:13 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2018 1:28 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Charcoal chapel weed whacker

Was the guy ok?

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Date: May 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: pink reading party

actually, yeah. it turns out he didn't die. he was simply paralyzed, like his wife. last I heard they're living in a small and rundown nursing facility on the edge of town. i also heard that one of the male nurses there likes molesting the wife, and my former coworker can do nothing to stop it. he was a our top performer just a year ago.

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Date: November 16th, 2018 8:28 PM
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