Catholics: can you explain why you believe in retarded "miracles"?
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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:20 PM Author: Red gas station
Ljl at this pagan shit:
Another miracle approved by the Church is the Miracle of the Sun, which is said to have occurred near Fátima, Portugal on October 13, 1917. According to legend, between 70,000 and 100,000 people, who were gathered at a cove near Fátima, witnessed the sun dim, change colors, spin, dance about in the sky, and appear to plummet to earth, radiating great heat in the process. After the ten-minute event, the ground and the people's clothing, which had been drenched by a previous rainstorm, were both dry.
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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:42 PM Author: talking turdskin
>>We fought a revolutionary war to keep these people out
Explain Maryland
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Date: March 23rd, 2017 4:28 PM Author: Aromatic rusted point
lol the catholic church is a clown syndicate.
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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:18 PM Author: Diverse Swollen Abode Dingle Berry
The Bible says to ask in Jesus' name and it will be done.
Watch a fundamentalist do mental pole vaulting trying to explain why that isn't complete horseshit.
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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:20 PM Author: domesticated copper pocket flask mad cow disease
You aren't expected to believe any of the miracles confirmed by the Catholic church. They aren't points of doctrine.
The Church's role when it comes to miracles is highlighting the stuff that you definitely shouldn't believe in. The phrase "devil's advocate" comes from a person in the Catholic church whose job was basically to call bullshit on miracles attributed to prospective saints.
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