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Describe your experiences getting caught jacking off
| French pungent corner becky | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| seedy goyim scourge upon the earth | 04/15/17 |
| French pungent corner becky | 04/15/17 |
| flesh hall | 04/15/17 |
| House-broken tanning salon | 04/15/17 |
| stimulating dull pit | 04/15/17 |
| Zombie-like Meetinghouse Private Investor | 04/17/17 |
| irate arousing base | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| Contagious office international law enforcement agency | 04/15/17 |
| French pungent corner becky | 04/15/17 |
| Contagious office international law enforcement agency | 04/15/17 |
| fighting pea-brained travel guidebook | 04/15/17 |
| Contagious office international law enforcement agency | 04/15/17 |
| fighting pea-brained travel guidebook | 04/15/17 |
| irate arousing base | 04/15/17 |
| Thriller Set Feces | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
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| French pungent corner becky | 04/15/17 |
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| Vermilion soggy gunner school cafeteria | 04/15/17 |
| tan windowlicker cuckold | 04/15/17 |
| irate arousing base | 04/15/17 |
| fighting pea-brained travel guidebook | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| swashbuckling half-breed school | 04/15/17 |
| Thriller Set Feces | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| pearl hissy fit | 04/15/17 |
| lime address wagecucks | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| ebony step-uncle's house | 04/15/17 |
| pearl hissy fit | 04/15/17 |
| French pungent corner becky | 04/15/17 |
| swashbuckling half-breed school | 04/15/17 |
| Aggressive excitant sneaky criminal | 04/15/17 |
| amber lodge | 04/15/17 |
| pearl hissy fit | 04/15/17 |
| amber lodge | 04/15/17 |
| ebony step-uncle's house | 04/15/17 |
| French pungent corner becky | 04/15/17 |
| stimulating dull pit | 04/15/17 |
| fighting pea-brained travel guidebook | 04/15/17 |
| disgusting wonderful field | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| Olive glittery corn cake principal's office | 04/15/17 |
| fuchsia razzle-dazzle theatre old irish cottage | 04/15/17 |
| Saffron degenerate | 04/15/17 |
| Crimson Aphrodisiac Sex Offender | 04/15/17 |
| Beady-eyed multi-billionaire personal credit line | 04/17/17 |
| Lascivious Offensive Gay Wizard Den | 04/15/17 |
| French pungent corner becky | 04/15/17 |
| French pungent corner becky | 04/15/17 |
| pearl hissy fit | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| Misanthropic Goal In Life Pozpig | 04/15/17 |
| Thriller Set Feces | 04/15/17 |
| Misanthropic Goal In Life Pozpig | 04/15/17 |
| swashbuckling half-breed school | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| supple pearly legal warrant | 04/15/17 |
| Appetizing marketing idea | 04/15/17 |
| Big Infuriating Cuck Masturbator | 04/15/17 |
| fighting pea-brained travel guidebook | 04/15/17 |
| supple pearly legal warrant | 04/15/17 |
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| galvanic rose parlor crotch | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| Crimson Aphrodisiac Sex Offender | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| Crimson Aphrodisiac Sex Offender | 04/15/17 |
| pearl hissy fit | 04/15/17 |
| pearl hissy fit | 04/15/17 |
| fuchsia razzle-dazzle theatre old irish cottage | 04/15/17 |
| Titillating bossy theater coffee pot | 04/15/17 |
| marvelous shrine | 04/15/17 |
| Navy exciting orchestra pit sandwich | 04/15/17 |
| Dashing Station Dingle Berry | 04/15/17 |
| French pungent corner becky | 04/17/17 |
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| Zombie-like Meetinghouse Private Investor | 04/17/17 |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:17 PM Author: French pungent corner becky I never have. Sometimes I wished a friends mom or the maid would have walked in or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079539) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081584) |
Date: April 15th, 2017 12:18 PM Author: seedy goyim scourge upon the earth *friends mom walks into your bedroom for absolutely no reason* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079547) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:18 PM Author: French pungent corner becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079551) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:22 PM Author: flesh hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079566) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: House-broken tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080369) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:31 PM Author: stimulating dull pit and if not her, the male maid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080371) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 7:52 AM Author: Zombie-like Meetinghouse Private Investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092255) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:44 PM Author: irate arousing base friends HAWT mom* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081456) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081586) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:20 PM Author: Contagious office international law enforcement agency Ex girlfriend caught me jacking off to her little sister's facebook bikini pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079558) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:22 PM Author: French pungent corner becky Sick do you have these pics handy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079564) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:23 PM Author: Contagious office international law enforcement agency lol saved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079577) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:49 PM Author: fighting pea-brained travel guidebook How old were you and the sister? What was her reaction? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079724) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:52 PM Author: Contagious office international law enforcement agency I was 20, sister was 16 lol.
reaction suggested a threesome was unlikely |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:25 PM Author: fighting pea-brained travel guidebook describe the sister bro. u got pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079982) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:45 PM Author: irate arousing base Jesus. . .I--I--I can't believe you would do such a thing.
Link to pics so I can make sure she was of appropriate age. |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:46 PM Author: Thriller Set Feces This didn't happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081475) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081589) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:23 PM Author: tan windowlicker cuckold Current gfs mom walked in on me jacking off looking at my phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079576) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:26 PM Author: French pungent corner becky Go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079590) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: tan windowlicker cuckold Prob 8 mos after we started dating, went to her shore house. Most people were on the beach but I stayed back to go on a run and took the alone time to rub one out before my run. Anyway, her mom was apparently still home and she opened the door to the room I was in to drop off towels and saw me. I was in the middle of changing material so I wasn't going at it full bore, just kind of holding it. She apologized and quickly left. We have never talked about it. This summer it will have been 2yrs ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079610) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: Laughsome hominid 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079616) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:32 PM Author: talented bbw .....if true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079618) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:35 PM Author: tan windowlicker cuckold Yeah it's not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079632) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:38 PM Author: Appetizing marketing idea Flame. Everyone knows you jack off after going on a run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079654) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:56 PM Author: Vermilion soggy gunner school cafeteria this. after busting a nut the last thing most guys want to do is run anywhere (unless you're banging someone else's woman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079781) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:30 PM Author: tan windowlicker cuckold This wasn't the olympics, I was just taking advantage of what I thought was an empty house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080367) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:45 PM Author: irate arousing base (flame slowly petering out) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081471) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:52 PM Author: fighting pea-brained travel guidebook You could have fucked her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079744) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081590) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:52 PM Author: swashbuckling half-breed school Crashed on friend's couch after a weekend trip to vegas. his gf came out in the middle of the night and may or may not have seen me going to town. It never came up again and they broke up not long after (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079739) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:48 PM Author: Thriller Set Feces Wtf bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081487) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081592) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:05 PM Author: pearl hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079838) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:18 PM Author: lime address wagecucks lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079933) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081593) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:10 PM Author: ebony step-uncle's house Late teens. I had to get my morning fap in every day. My room didn't have cable and this was before smart phones. So, you had to get creative. My go to was masturbating to weather girls. Timed correctly, I'd have about 5+ mins of fapping material. All channels have the weather segment around the same time. I'd start with one channel and then proceed to the next one. Also, my remote didn't work so I would sit in front of the tv (indian style) and manually change the channel.
*Bam* CBS kicked off this round. Weather chick has a tight lil body but she's just warming me up. I go to NBC, then Fox, local channel. oops, some dude is doing the weather, fma and makes me feel weird because I definitely did one pump with the dude's voice in the background. But, the traffic chick is banging so we're back on the road. I come to the best one of all. The Spanish channels. As I go full speed ahead. No stopping now. This is the chick I was waiting, hoping for. When all of a sudden.
*Bam* My mom opens the door without knocking. The problem is that I was so into the chick and past the point of no return that I was squatting over some FHM magazine nutting all over the models face while focusing on the weather chick. My mom saw all of this and the grimacing and excited expression on my face. She slammed the door and I stayed in my room for like an hour with cum all over my hand. |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:13 PM Author: pearl hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079901) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:15 PM Author: French pungent corner becky Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079912) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: swashbuckling half-breed school Be honest does seeing Al Roker give you a semi to this day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079917) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:17 PM Author: Aggressive excitant sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079920) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:18 PM Author: amber lodge i came THIS CLOSE to having a similar story, except it was star trek:tng (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079934) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:19 PM Author: pearl hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079936) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:21 PM Author: amber lodge had a thing for troi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079956) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:22 PM Author: ebony step-uncle's house Yea, embarrassing. I then graduated to ordering porn through cable. You know that click if you want to watch "bimbo college: the slut tales." Well, for some stupid reason, I convinced myself that if I only watched like 10 mins of it that I wouldn't get charged. I watched like 8 videos in a month. A few weeks later, I see a piece of paper on my bed. It was the DirectTV bill. I never ordered porn after that and my mom never brought it up. My dad had died a year or so earlier, so she prbly thought I qas just looking for an outlet or didn't know how to handle it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082056) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:54 PM Author: French pungent corner becky Sounds like you did plenty of handling it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082222) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:21 PM Author: stimulating dull pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079957) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:26 PM Author: fighting pea-brained travel guidebook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFzcUdKs55Q (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079994) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:18 PM Author: disgusting wonderful field now that's what i call a peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080624) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081597) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:27 PM Author: Olive glittery corn cake principal's office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081765) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: fuchsia razzle-dazzle theatre old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082004) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:57 PM Author: Saffron degenerate One of the funniest things I've read here in a while. Than you for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082250) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:39 PM Author: Crimson Aphrodisiac Sex Offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082505) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 7:30 AM Author: Beady-eyed multi-billionaire personal credit line 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092237) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:23 PM Author: Lascivious Offensive Gay Wizard Den I don't have one but I will now be jacking off to the thought of a friend's mom catching me jack off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079969) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:23 PM Author: French pungent corner becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079972) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:37 PM Author: French pungent corner becky Anyone been caught by their sister? Just make up a story if you have to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080395) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:42 PM Author: pearl hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080410) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:04 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081602) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:19 PM Author: Misanthropic Goal In Life Pozpig I caught my brother twice unfortunately (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080636) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:52 PM Author: Thriller Set Feces Why didn't you knock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081521) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:10 PM Author: Misanthropic Goal In Life Pozpig I don't know. I think I was just excited to tell him something. These were several years apart. Not sure why he didn't lock the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081657) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:25 PM Author: swashbuckling half-breed school Yeah I wonder why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081756) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:04 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081604) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:42 PM Author: supple pearly legal warrant I've never been caught per se but as a 12 or 13 yr old I used my grandparents computer to look at porn. We were on a family trip to their house and everyone went somewhere. I stayed behind and searched YAHOO for "pussy," etc. Apparently my grandma is some kind of computer wizard because she knew about Internet history before I did. I all of a sudden was confronted by my mom crying, saying my grandma had told her about all the nasty terms I searched for. She told me I needed to go to my room and pray for my sins. I think it may have stunted me sexually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080412) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: Appetizing marketing idea index.dat pwnes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080541) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:12 PM Author: Big Infuriating Cuck Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081301) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:17 PM Author: fighting pea-brained travel guidebook did you go to your room and jerk off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080614) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:05 PM Author: supple pearly legal warrant No, I prayed and felt the holy spirit, brother. Then my mom made me call my dad. I was worried as fuck he was going to tear me a new asshole, but he just kind of laughed and said it was no big deal. Said he used to look at Playboys but the stuff out there on the Internet was hardcore so I needed to be careful about it all. Said not to tell my mom that he didn't think it was a big deal. Weird family I grew up in ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081611) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: violent church building fanboi yer dad sounds 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082309) |
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Date: April 16th, 2017 11:15 AM Author: Avocado Dilemma you're dad was just relieved that you weren't gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33085555) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:14 PM Author: galvanic rose parlor crotch You should have bukkaked your mom and grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081314) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:04 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081607) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:46 PM Author: Crimson Aphrodisiac Sex Offender my 2nd cousin walked in on me once, she screamed and immediately slammed the door shut. then like 2 minutes later, she knocked and asked it was okay for her to come in now. i said, "ya" and then she scampered back in giggling and avoiding eye contact while picking up a towel.
15 minutes later, i was slamming her pussy in the shower. the end. |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:02 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081583) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:05 PM Author: Crimson Aphrodisiac Sex Offender not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081610) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:07 PM Author: pearl hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081627) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM Author: pearl hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081596) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:07 PM Author: fuchsia razzle-dazzle theatre old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082006) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:58 PM Author: Titillating bossy theater coffee pot I've never been caught. Odd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082256) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:37 PM Author: marvelous shrine flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082499) |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:44 PM Author: Navy exciting orchestra pit sandwich When I was in 8th grade, it was a school night and I was playing AC/DC's "Highway to Hell". I remember I had just bought that album and was blasting it in my room with my door closed.
It was night and dark outside and I could see my reflection in my window. For whatever reason I started doing a striptease while watching my reflection in the mirror.
I was to the point of taking off my underwear when my father burst into the room. I quickly pulled my underwear up as he shut off my music and accused me of jerking off.
I vehemently denied jerking off as much as an 8th grader could. I didn't even really understand what jerking off was because I hadn't discovered it yet (would discover it later that year).
My father refused to believe me and, after he calmed down, said we would go out to the barn, have a beer together and he would give me the birds and the bees talk.
We went to the barn, *he* had a beer, didn't give me one or share any with me, and the talk was about blue balls. He told me some story about how some chick gave him blue balls. Then he goes, "Good talk, son," and that was that. |
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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:47 PM Author: Dashing Station Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082551) |
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