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Describe your experiences getting caught jacking off

I never have. Sometimes I wished a friends mom or the maid w...
Topaz brunch gaming laptop
  04/15/17
flame
silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
*friends mom walks into your bedroom for absolutely no reaso...
Rusted clown quadroon
  04/15/17
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Topaz brunch gaming laptop
  04/15/17
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Lavender Tank
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stirring university
  04/15/17
and if not her, the male maid
useless underhanded den
  04/15/17
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fantasy-prone deer antler dopamine
  04/17/17
friends HAWT mom*
razzle double fault dingle berry
  04/15/17
flame
silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
Ex girlfriend caught me jacking off to her little sister's f...
Tantric stain
  04/15/17
Sick do you have these pics handy
Topaz brunch gaming laptop
  04/15/17
lol saved
Tantric stain
  04/15/17
How old were you and the sister? What was her reaction?
misunderstood library juggernaut
  04/15/17
I was 20, sister was 16 lol. reaction suggested a threes...
Tantric stain
  04/15/17
describe the sister bro. u got pics?
misunderstood library juggernaut
  04/15/17
Jesus. . .I--I--I can't believe you would do such a thing. ...
razzle double fault dingle berry
  04/15/17
This didn't happen
hot peach wrinkle forum
  04/15/17
flame
silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
Current gfs mom walked in on me jacking off looking at my ph...
Erotic Avocado Tattoo Private Investor
  04/15/17
Go on
Topaz brunch gaming laptop
  04/15/17
Prob 8 mos after we started dating, went to her shore house....
Erotic Avocado Tattoo Private Investor
  04/15/17
180
Red crackhouse faggot firefighter
  04/15/17
.....if true
Saffron appetizing tanning salon
  04/15/17
Yeah it's not flame
Erotic Avocado Tattoo Private Investor
  04/15/17
Flame. Everyone knows you jack off after going on a run.
magenta step-uncle's house
  04/15/17
this. after busting a nut the last thing most guys want to d...
grizzly home foreskin
  04/15/17
This wasn't the olympics, I was just taking advantage of wha...
Erotic Avocado Tattoo Private Investor
  04/15/17
(flame slowly petering out)
razzle double fault dingle berry
  04/15/17
You could have fucked her
misunderstood library juggernaut
  04/15/17
flame
silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
Crashed on friend's couch after a weekend trip to vegas. hi...
deranged resort
  04/15/17
Wtf bro
hot peach wrinkle forum
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flame
silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
...
lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets
  04/15/17
lol 180
umber razzmatazz indirect expression
  04/15/17
flame
silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
Late teens. I had to get my morning fap in every day. My roo...
Federal Talented Theatre Regret
  04/15/17
...
lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets
  04/15/17
Lol
Topaz brunch gaming laptop
  04/15/17
Be honest does seeing Al Roker give you a semi to this day
deranged resort
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...
Ivory area
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i came THIS CLOSE to having a similar story, except it was s...
Slippery sapphire death wish idiot
  04/15/17
...
lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets
  04/15/17
had a thing for troi
Slippery sapphire death wish idiot
  04/15/17
Yea, embarrassing. I then graduated to ordering porn through...
Federal Talented Theatre Regret
  04/15/17
Sounds like you did plenty of handling it
Topaz brunch gaming laptop
  04/15/17
...
useless underhanded den
  04/15/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFzcUdKs55Q
misunderstood library juggernaut
  04/15/17
now that's what i call a peak experience
poppy set
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flame
silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
180
Cocky bull headed church building
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Lime codepig
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One of the funniest things I've read here in a while. Than y...
Laughsome citrine trailer park
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massive hairraiser depressive
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180
Exhilarant fishy sanctuary incel
  04/17/17
I don't have one but I will now be jacking off to the though...
Embarrassed to the bone high-end theater kitty
  04/15/17
...
Topaz brunch gaming laptop
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Anyone been caught by their sister? Just make up a story if ...
Topaz brunch gaming laptop
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...
lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets
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flame
silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
I caught my brother twice unfortunately
outnumbered center
  04/15/17
Why didn't you knock
hot peach wrinkle forum
  04/15/17
I don't know. I think I was just excited to tell him somethi...
outnumbered center
  04/15/17
Yeah I wonder why
deranged resort
  04/15/17
flame
silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
I've never been caught per se but as a 12 or 13 yr old I use...
Claret flatulent shrine
  04/15/17
index.dat pwnes
magenta step-uncle's house
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...
Adventurous abode rigor
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did you go to your room and jerk off?
misunderstood library juggernaut
  04/15/17
No, I prayed and felt the holy spirit, brother. Then my mom ...
Claret flatulent shrine
  04/15/17
yer dad sounds 180
beady-eyed green round eye
  04/15/17
you're dad was just relieved that you weren't gay
Seedy point cuckold
  04/16/17
You should have bukkaked your mom and grandma
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silver boltzmann
  04/15/17
my 2nd cousin walked in on me once, she screamed and immedia...
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flame
silver boltzmann
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not flame
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lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets
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Lime codepig
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I've never been caught. Odd.
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silver boltzmann
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When I was in 8th grade, it was a school night and I was pla...
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Topaz brunch gaming laptop
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What the fuck. Ac\DC, a striptease for self, dad has blue ba...
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one time I was playing Phoenix on my TI-83 with my feet up o...
fantasy-prone deer antler dopamine
  04/17/17
(Chill motherfucker)
Exhilarant fishy sanctuary incel
  04/17/17
II used to do whatever in my freshmen dorm in the presence o...
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180
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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Topaz brunch gaming laptop

I never have. Sometimes I wished a friends mom or the maid would have walked in or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079539)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081584)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Rusted clown quadroon

*friends mom walks into your bedroom for absolutely no reason*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079547)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Topaz brunch gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079551)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Lavender Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079566)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080369)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: useless underhanded den

and if not her, the male maid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080371)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 7:52 AM
Author: fantasy-prone deer antler dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092255)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: razzle double fault dingle berry

friends HAWT mom*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081456)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081586)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Tantric stain

Ex girlfriend caught me jacking off to her little sister's facebook bikini pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079558)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Topaz brunch gaming laptop

Sick do you have these pics handy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079564)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Tantric stain

lol saved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079577)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: misunderstood library juggernaut

How old were you and the sister? What was her reaction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079724)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: Tantric stain

I was 20, sister was 16 lol.

reaction suggested a threesome was unlikely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079741)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: misunderstood library juggernaut

describe the sister bro. u got pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079982)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: razzle double fault dingle berry

Jesus. . .I--I--I can't believe you would do such a thing.

Link to pics so I can make sure she was of appropriate age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081464)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: hot peach wrinkle forum

This didn't happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081475)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081589)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Erotic Avocado Tattoo Private Investor

Current gfs mom walked in on me jacking off looking at my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079576)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Topaz brunch gaming laptop

Go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079590)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Erotic Avocado Tattoo Private Investor

Prob 8 mos after we started dating, went to her shore house. Most people were on the beach but I stayed back to go on a run and took the alone time to rub one out before my run. Anyway, her mom was apparently still home and she opened the door to the room I was in to drop off towels and saw me. I was in the middle of changing material so I wasn't going at it full bore, just kind of holding it. She apologized and quickly left. We have never talked about it. This summer it will have been 2yrs ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079610)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Red crackhouse faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079616)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Saffron appetizing tanning salon

.....if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079618)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Erotic Avocado Tattoo Private Investor

Yeah it's not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079632)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: magenta step-uncle's house

Flame. Everyone knows you jack off after going on a run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079654)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: grizzly home foreskin

this. after busting a nut the last thing most guys want to do is run anywhere (unless you're banging someone else's woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079781)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Erotic Avocado Tattoo Private Investor

This wasn't the olympics, I was just taking advantage of what I thought was an empty house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080367)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: razzle double fault dingle berry

(flame slowly petering out)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081471)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: misunderstood library juggernaut

You could have fucked her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079744)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081590)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: deranged resort

Crashed on friend's couch after a weekend trip to vegas. his gf came out in the middle of the night and may or may not have seen me going to town. It never came up again and they broke up not long after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079739)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: hot peach wrinkle forum

Wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081487)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081592)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079838)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: umber razzmatazz indirect expression

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079933)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081593)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Federal Talented Theatre Regret

Late teens. I had to get my morning fap in every day. My room didn't have cable and this was before smart phones. So, you had to get creative. My go to was masturbating to weather girls. Timed correctly, I'd have about 5+ mins of fapping material. All channels have the weather segment around the same time. I'd start with one channel and then proceed to the next one. Also, my remote didn't work so I would sit in front of the tv (indian style) and manually change the channel.

*Bam* CBS kicked off this round. Weather chick has a tight lil body but she's just warming me up. I go to NBC, then Fox, local channel. oops, some dude is doing the weather, fma and makes me feel weird because I definitely did one pump with the dude's voice in the background. But, the traffic chick is banging so we're back on the road. I come to the best one of all. The Spanish channels. As I go full speed ahead. No stopping now. This is the chick I was waiting, hoping for. When all of a sudden.

*Bam* My mom opens the door without knocking. The problem is that I was so into the chick and past the point of no return that I was squatting over some FHM magazine nutting all over the models face while focusing on the weather chick. My mom saw all of this and the grimacing and excited expression on my face. She slammed the door and I stayed in my room for like an hour with cum all over my hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079877)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:13 PM
Author: lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079901)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Topaz brunch gaming laptop

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079912)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: deranged resort

Be honest does seeing Al Roker give you a semi to this day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079917)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Ivory area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079920)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Slippery sapphire death wish idiot

i came THIS CLOSE to having a similar story, except it was star trek:tng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079934)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079936)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Slippery sapphire death wish idiot

had a thing for troi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079956)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Federal Talented Theatre Regret

Yea, embarrassing. I then graduated to ordering porn through cable. You know that click if you want to watch "bimbo college: the slut tales." Well, for some stupid reason, I convinced myself that if I only watched like 10 mins of it that I wouldn't get charged. I watched like 8 videos in a month. A few weeks later, I see a piece of paper on my bed. It was the DirectTV bill. I never ordered porn after that and my mom never brought it up. My dad had died a year or so earlier, so she prbly thought I qas just looking for an outlet or didn't know how to handle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082056)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: Topaz brunch gaming laptop

Sounds like you did plenty of handling it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082222)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: useless underhanded den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079957)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: misunderstood library juggernaut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFzcUdKs55Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079994)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: poppy set

now that's what i call a peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080624)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081597)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:27 PM
Author: Cocky bull headed church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081765)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Lime codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082004)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Laughsome citrine trailer park

One of the funniest things I've read here in a while. Than you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082250)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: massive hairraiser depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082505)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 7:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant fishy sanctuary incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092237)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone high-end theater kitty

I don't have one but I will now be jacking off to the thought of a friend's mom catching me jack off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079969)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Topaz brunch gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33079972)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Topaz brunch gaming laptop

Anyone been caught by their sister? Just make up a story if you have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080395)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080410)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081602)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: outnumbered center

I caught my brother twice unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080636)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: hot peach wrinkle forum

Why didn't you knock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081521)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: outnumbered center

I don't know. I think I was just excited to tell him something. These were several years apart. Not sure why he didn't lock the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081657)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: deranged resort

Yeah I wonder why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081756)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081604)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Claret flatulent shrine

I've never been caught per se but as a 12 or 13 yr old I used my grandparents computer to look at porn. We were on a family trip to their house and everyone went somewhere. I stayed behind and searched YAHOO for "pussy," etc. Apparently my grandma is some kind of computer wizard because she knew about Internet history before I did. I all of a sudden was confronted by my mom crying, saying my grandma had told her about all the nasty terms I searched for. She told me I needed to go to my room and pray for my sins. I think it may have stunted me sexually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080412)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: magenta step-uncle's house

index.dat pwnes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080541)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Adventurous abode rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081301)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: misunderstood library juggernaut

did you go to your room and jerk off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33080614)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: Claret flatulent shrine

No, I prayed and felt the holy spirit, brother. Then my mom made me call my dad. I was worried as fuck he was going to tear me a new asshole, but he just kind of laughed and said it was no big deal. Said he used to look at Playboys but the stuff out there on the Internet was hardcore so I needed to be careful about it all. Said not to tell my mom that he didn't think it was a big deal. Weird family I grew up in ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081611)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed green round eye

yer dad sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082309)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Seedy point cuckold

you're dad was just relieved that you weren't gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33085555)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Slimy mad cow disease pistol

You should have bukkaked your mom and grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081314)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081607)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: massive hairraiser depressive

my 2nd cousin walked in on me once, she screamed and immediately slammed the door shut. then like 2 minutes later, she knocked and asked it was okay for her to come in now. i said, "ya" and then she scampered back in giggling and avoiding eye contact while picking up a towel.

15 minutes later, i was slamming her pussy in the shower. the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081480)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081583)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: massive hairraiser depressive

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081610)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081627)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 6:03 PM
Author: lilac kink-friendly cuck nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33081596)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Lime codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082006)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: pale hilarious parlour brethren

I've never been caught. Odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082256)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: silver boltzmann

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082499)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Scarlet irradiated fortuitous meteor fat ankles

When I was in 8th grade, it was a school night and I was playing AC/DC's "Highway to Hell". I remember I had just bought that album and was blasting it in my room with my door closed.

It was night and dark outside and I could see my reflection in my window. For whatever reason I started doing a striptease while watching my reflection in the mirror.

I was to the point of taking off my underwear when my father burst into the room. I quickly pulled my underwear up as he shut off my music and accused me of jerking off.

I vehemently denied jerking off as much as an 8th grader could. I didn't even really understand what jerking off was because I hadn't discovered it yet (would discover it later that year).

My father refused to believe me and, after he calmed down, said we would go out to the barn, have a beer together and he would give me the birds and the bees talk.

We went to the barn, *he* had a beer, didn't give me one or share any with me, and the talk was about blue balls. He told me some story about how some chick gave him blue balls. Then he goes, "Good talk, son," and that was that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082540)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: wonderful dead legal warrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33082551)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Topaz brunch gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092244)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: glassy idiotic cruise ship

What the fuck. Ac\DC, a striptease for self, dad has blue balls. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092277)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: fantasy-prone deer antler dopamine

one time I was playing Phoenix on my TI-83 with my feet up on the desk and my mom came in. I was just like "hey" and kept playing the game, even though I knew full well the calculator was completely hidden between my legs from where she was standing. she stood there for like 30 seconds before saying anything lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092268)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant fishy sanctuary incel

(Chill motherfucker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092282)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Cracking opaque spot affirmative action

II used to do whatever in my freshmen dorm in the presence of my "sleeping" roommate. This sometimes involved bringing a girl back but more often was just jerking off late at night to a laptop. He wore a sleep mask and ear plugs so I figured I was good. At the end of freshmen year someone found a blog he wrote for his friends. The main subject was details of my masturbatory exploits. I wish the writing had been better so I could pass along some rhetorical flourish, but it wasn't good. I called him a faggot and we never spoke again. If nothing drastically changes his path, he will be the CEO of Pepsi during our lifetimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092293)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: well-lubricated digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3585175&forum_id=2#33092312)