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Just figured out I've billed over 25,000 hours in my LOL career

I can't think of anything that makes me want to kill self mo...
Alpha Dog
  04/18/17
five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
Wilbur Mercer, low income poaster
  04/18/17
...
boomerboat
  04/18/17
...
~~(>' ' )>
  04/19/17
...
Cotton Kills
  04/19/17
That's a lot of league of legends
brave little poaster
  04/18/17
How many worked though?
...,.,.,.....,,,
  04/18/17
10,000 hours bro you must be really good at billing
l'avvocato in questo momento non c'e'
  04/18/17
I'm a virtuoso.
Alpha Dog
  04/18/17
He tells me we just hit 30,000 billable hours on U/North and...
Putin
  04/18/17
180 movie
pleroma
  04/18/17
cr
Putin
  04/18/17
180 quote
;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;
  04/18/17
what do you want on your tombstone: lifetime hours billed
Cat Jesus Atoning 4 Ur Sins on the Cross
  04/18/17
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Mainlining the secret truth of the universe
  04/19/17
No attorney in the modern era has made the Hall of Fame with...
(*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')
  04/19/17
I left with just under 19k. More than 2 years of my life
LordHalfordsWang
  04/19/17
nature of the assignment
bowlcut autist
  04/19/17
Kind of gay, isn't this basically just saying "I have s...
Risten
  04/19/17
I'm at about 11,000 over 7 years
;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;
  04/19/17
that is a certain kind of chill lol practice.
Alpha Dog
  04/19/17
I was at 3000 over almost 3 years before getting canned at t...
;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;
  04/19/17
Wouldn't be so bad if you got the money that the firm billed...
30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing
  04/19/17


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Date: April 18th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

I can't think of anything that makes me want to kill self more than that realization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33101931)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, low income poaster

five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33101947)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: boomerboat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33104202)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33113892)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Cotton Kills



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33113918)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: brave little poaster

That's a lot of league of legends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33101949)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,,

How many worked though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33101955)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: l'avvocato in questo momento non c'e'

10,000 hours bro you must be really good at billing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33102264)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

I'm a virtuoso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33104239)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Putin (Bing Bong Ching Chong is back, yo.)

He tells me we just hit 30,000 billable hours on U/North and he wants to celebrate.

So an hour later, I find myself in a whorehouse in Chelsea...

...with two Lithuanian redheads taking turns sucking my dick.

I'm laying there and I'm trying not to come and I wanna...

I wanna make it last, so I start doing the math.

I think, "Thirty thousand hours, what is that? That's 24 times 30.

That's 720 hours in a month, 8760 hours in a year..."

Because it's years! It's lives!

And the numbers are making me dizzy and, you know...

...now, instead of trying not to come, I'm trying not to think, and I can't stop.

I mean, is this me?

Am I this freak organism that has been sent here to sleep and eat...

...and defend this one horrific chain of carcinogenic molecules?

Is that my destiny? Is that my fate?

Is that my grail?

Two Lithuanian mouths on my cock?

Is that the correct answer to the multiple choice of me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33104192)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: pleroma

180 movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33104205)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Putin (Bing Bong Ching Chong is back, yo.)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33104339)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: ;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;

180 quote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33107403)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Cat Jesus Atoning 4 Ur Sins on the Cross

what do you want on your tombstone: lifetime hours billed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33104324)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Mainlining the secret truth of the universe (Please do not hesitate to contact me)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33107571)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: (*_*)//(^_^)\\(*_*)______('~')


No attorney in the modern era has made the Hall of Fame with fewer than 60k so you better keep running

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33107687)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: LordHalfordsWang

I left with just under 19k. More than 2 years of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33107707)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: bowlcut autist

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33113902)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 8:10 PM
Author: Risten

Kind of gay, isn't this basically just saying "I have spent YEARS of my life working"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33113924)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

I'm at about 11,000 over 7 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33113969)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

that is a certain kind of chill lol practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33113995)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 10:29 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

I was at 3000 over almost 3 years before getting canned at the first firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33115187)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: 30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing

Wouldn't be so bad if you got the money that the firm billed for your time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587914&forum_id=2#33113987)