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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Bat-shit-crazy flesh university
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Thriller embarrassed to the bone legend mental disorder
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
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carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Thriller embarrassed to the bone legend mental disorder
  04/25/17
...
bespoke house
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison
  04/25/17
180
Rebellious elastic band
  04/25/17
180
carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
pearl exciting volcanic crater
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Violet lascivious range
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Hyperactive sweet tailpipe patrolman
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
lol
carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
Clear Rough-skinned Forum Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
multi-colored walnut fat ankles nursing home
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Vivacious charcoal blood rage wagecucks
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
purple stirring location coffee pot
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
glassy floppy boiling water black woman
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
pearl exciting volcanic crater
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
...
mustard son of senegal
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Cream Insanely Creepy Heaven
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
sickened telephone base
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Azure Chad Public Bath
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Bronze native
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
underhanded shrine regret
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy flesh university

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Thriller embarrassed to the bone legend mental disorder

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Thriller embarrassed to the bone legend mental disorder

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: bespoke house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Rebellious elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: pearl exciting volcanic crater

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Violet lascivious range

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive sweet tailpipe patrolman

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: carnelian disturbing sex offender garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Clear Rough-skinned Forum Scourge Upon The Earth

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: multi-colored walnut fat ankles nursing home

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Vivacious charcoal blood rage wagecucks

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: purple stirring location coffee pot

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: glassy floppy boiling water black woman

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: pearl exciting volcanic crater

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: mustard son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Cream Insanely Creepy Heaven

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: sickened telephone base

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Azure Chad Public Bath

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Bronze native

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: underhanded shrine regret

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)