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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Drab beady-eyed private investor stage
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
cracking aquamarine indian lodge mood
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
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maroon thriller stag film
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
maroon thriller stag film
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
cracking aquamarine indian lodge mood
  04/25/17
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mauve talented foreskin
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
maroon thriller stag film
  04/25/17
180
contagious shaky digit ratio partner
  04/25/17
180
maroon thriller stag film
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
scarlet aphrodisiac church building
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
garnet chad sandwich
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
sapphire razzle-dazzle kitchen milk
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
lol
maroon thriller stag film
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
autistic school cafeteria
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
concupiscible cyan striped hyena mental disorder
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Hairraiser snowy nowag
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
soggy theater cumskin
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Bistre sickened crotch
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
scarlet aphrodisiac church building
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
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electric aggressive parlour toaster
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Tripping lascivious generalized bond psychic
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
underhanded metal tanning salon
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
spectacular home scourge upon the earth
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Vibrant organic girlfriend
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Idiotic Goal In Life Keepsake Machete
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Drab beady-eyed private investor stage

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: cracking aquamarine indian lodge mood

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: maroon thriller stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: maroon thriller stag film

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: cracking aquamarine indian lodge mood

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: mauve talented foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: maroon thriller stag film

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: contagious shaky digit ratio partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: maroon thriller stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: scarlet aphrodisiac church building

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: garnet chad sandwich

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle kitchen milk

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: maroon thriller stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: autistic school cafeteria

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: concupiscible cyan striped hyena mental disorder

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser snowy nowag

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: soggy theater cumskin

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Bistre sickened crotch

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: scarlet aphrodisiac church building

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: electric aggressive parlour toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Tripping lascivious generalized bond psychic

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: underhanded metal tanning salon

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: spectacular home scourge upon the earth

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Vibrant organic girlfriend

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Idiotic Goal In Life Keepsake Machete

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)